Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • Stephen

    FIRST!

  • Sad year

    RIP Lennay Kekua

    RIP Manti Teo's career

    RIP Dave on wheels

    • poor hawaiian

      lol classic

    • osgood

      His career???? Doubt it.

      • BAMA

        Yes, career. Most overrated player in the history of college football all because of lies…

  • Chvr

    #21 no thanks, #26 yes please

    • OmahaDude

      #21 Boss level….infinity

  • LeO

    #15
    Whickity whickity whack 🙂

    • True_Story

      Noooo, just the regular type.

    • DrGarnicus

      Poor guy went bald. That stinks!

    • El_Hefe

      that shit was stupid 20 years ago… and still is…

      • davo

        I'm glad that idiotic backwards clothes fad failed to take off

    • ChristophersonofGray

      Are you Daddy Mack or Mack Daddy?

  • Anonymous

    I usually dont like will ferrelI, but I lol'ed at #33

    • JiMi

      Except its not Will Ferrel its "Fill Werrel"

      • hara

        One One Direction don't play guitars.

        • Noname

          Yes they do, and you mean doesn't *

          • sfb101

            Geek Check!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #6 smart kid

    • Jenny

      Better then Twilight.

    • Steve

      The kid's 12, if you're still making "books" with crayon at that age I'm sure there's a lot more than just women he doesn't understand

      • Wisti

        I'm 22 (and attend a university) and still use crayons…if I decide to write a book I will make sure I use them 🙂

  • kyky

    #4 he has a very tough future ahead of him

    • Drwar41

      I can understand doing everything in your power to not go to Kansas City, but I think he's overshot it a little.

    • Salt

      Brent Musburger thinks Te'o fake girlfriend is hot.

    • Jesus Christ

      If any future at all. At least he wont be able to abuse her like every other football player.

    • adMANistrator

      Yes, the fame and fortune of being a professional football player is really going to suck. I really feel for him.

      • Nick Saban

        He won't be one for very long, Alabama exposed him and Notre Dame!

    • thatguy

      Turns out his girlfriend was no more real than Notre Dame's #1 ranking!

  • WA Marquis

    Sadly I didn't have the will power to not look at the DMA when I saw it was posted. Now what will I look at tomorrow morning?!

    • Idk

      Porn?

    • Just A Guess

      tomorrow's DMA?

  • johnnystyle25

    #23 That's a nice start (end?) to the morning.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #1 That's going to be the smallest morning wood you'll ever see.

  • flowerpower

    #31 oh sh!t

  • gclark

    #3 Still an awful beer.

    • why

      ah you're one of those…

    • so sophisticated

      hey guys im really cool bc i like fancy beer that tastes like tree bark!

      bet your a bunch of fun at parties bro

      • Spelling Police

        It's "you're;" as in "you are a bunch of fun." "Your" is possessive. Stay in school.

      • gclark

        Yah, Im one of those people who from time to time enjoys an actually well crafted a beer. Dont get me wrong, if I just want to get drunk or beer bong some beers then any big brand name piss will do…. But if Im drinking to enjoy the taste of beer I steer away from beers such as Coors, or Molson or Bud, etc.

    • Guest

      I had Coors Lite once…it was awful. I'll stick with Miller Lite for my piss beer during parties and drink my fancy beers at home.

    • guest

      I don't like Coors either.

      I'd rather drink an IPA, or better yet, an Imperial IPA

      • dutch

        i bet you have a mustache and wear a scarf in the summer.

        • ChivetoSurvive

          Ha, classic dutch! IPA's every chance I get unless I'm drinking all day. In that case, a lighter marathon beer is integral. I've used C minus for this many times. If you try and drink IPA all day you'll be that dude sleeping on the lawn.

    • Ugly Bob

      Only frat boys, rednecks, hobos, and rapists drink coors lite. Even when I'm low on cash I'll get a mickeys or a 32oz miller if I have to, but coors is just horrible.

      • HillBros

        seriously? mickeys? and you call coors horrible? ha!

  • MonkeyMadness

    #29 I don't really think she cares.

    • village Idiot

      I think she does it deliberately , it gives her media attention

    • Imzkid

      Neither do I.

    • beantown

      The guy…lower left…he doesn't seem to care either

      • chron247

        I agree, I don't really think anyone cares.

    • ChristophersonofGray

      Her penis was not exposed.

  • Tv paul

    #7 great balls of fire!

    (Or some other weak pun)

    • Paul sucks

      #17

      Now that's one dirty Sanchez

    • Tv paul really sucks

      #1 That's one way to get blue balls lol!

      • paul still sucks

        #14 Million dollar baby!

        (see how easy this shit is)

        • its getting old paul

          #31 did he just bust his nut?! lol!

          • im good @ comedy

            #15 they look like kriss kross-dressers now!

            • yes paul still sucks

              #28 i presume he's eating a banana split.. get it?! so witty!

              • i can go all day

                #27 may the farts be with you

                • zzzzzz boring zzz

                  #24 it is not safe to monkey around while driving

                  • tv paul the perv

                    #23 here let me help you with that loose string! (i havent gotten that close to my wife's ass since i discovered the internet)

                    • allllll day

                      #22 its a shame how deeply he has WOVEN himself into this web of lies (because rugs are woven)

                    • i should do comedy

                      #18 trust me, you do not want to see how timmy the tiger frosts his flakes (hint: with jizz)

  • http://twitter.com/BillyWessels @BillyWessels

    It;s funny because #1 is sleeping with #4 's girlfriend.

    • G_Had

      In #19 's bed.

  • rosesz

    #20 let me just check for any bumps here..

    • Courtesy Flush

      Who the hell is that guy?

      • theRealRealist

        Doesn't matter…touched boob

    • Junglist

      Is that Skibadee? (UK Drum N Bass MC)

  • Don113

    #17: That was one of two things: a sponge soaked with ball-sweat soup, or a book. If it is the former, bleagh. If it is the latter, his penis is well read.

    • carl

      it's neither. it's a sponge soaked with piss.

      • PIerced Morgan

        I thought it was a block of cheese that he used to tempt the ladies into thinking he had a big, rectangle penis.

    • darkSurge

      How are you just going to throw your ball sweat sponge any old place without a care in the world. What a dirty, dirty Sanchez.

  • MattKL

    #21 Oh excuse me while I RIDE THIS FUCKING SHARK.

    • tralfaz

      Lenny Kravitz is bad ass.

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #1 Lifetime Television Presents – "An Ice Penis Bed – The Johnny Weir Story"

  • TheFrontier

    #14 Mama said knock you out!

  • jackcco

    #23 Find. Her. Need. MOAR:

  • Abusement_Park

    Morning Awesomeness left me with morning wood. #23.

  • Kyle

    #3 San luis Obispo?? My home…

    • Courtesy Flush

      You live in a can of Coors Light?

    • Kenny

      Bishops Peak looking at Madonna 🙂 SLO KCCO

      • ChivetoSurvive

        Wasn't sure, but I think it is Bishops. Great view

        • HillBros

          Yes it is Bishop Peak. I took that picture yesterday.

    • slono

      I live there too. Good walk up bishops mountain:p

  • Anshin

    #33
    This one made me lol.

  • Ride

    #21 #26
    Cant really decide what ride is more bad ass….

    • dutch

      go w/ the shark, Obama will just take the bike b/c of the guns.

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