I’d say your statement warrants a Facepalm (30 Photos)

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  • David

    what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    • majorfathead

      Huh? Did I miss something here?

      • Paul B.
      • Jean K. Jean

        *facepalm*

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    • http://twitter.com/Paulie315 @Paulie315

      Great movie

    • socalmarti

      Can I get this on business cards to hand out?!!?

    • Clayton Bigsby

      He called the shit poop!

      • Rusty Shackleford

        want to touch the hiney!

    • TCC

      OK, a simple wrong would of done just fine…
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

      • Spelling Police

        It's "would have;" as in "would've done just fine." Stay in school. Seriously.

        • 5280blazin

          "Seriously." Is not a complete fucking sentence. You sir, are a fucking idiot. TCC made a common mistake, yet you the spelling expert cannot even handle a "simple sentence". Master that first before you move up to complex sentences, they can be a doozy. Also where the hell did you come up with adding a ";" there is no way that belong there. Unless you think his sentence could have also been "OK, a simple wrong would have. Done just fine." Shall we continue correcting each other to a level beyond what a newspaper editor would? Or can we just enjoy the god damn site?

          • 5280blazin

            Please edit my work for me as I do not give a fuck that I forgot an "s" on "belong" and others. For those that may be confused by my errors(likely nobody) please refer to whatever uppity prick needs to feel better than me for clarification.

            • Troy

              Well, this escalated quickly.

    • http://chunder.weebly.com Will

      Uhm… David? Perhaps it might help if you identify the idiot you are lecturing here so the rest of us could see what it is that has upset you so?

      • ZotZotZot

        @Will: *Facepalm*

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      I need to memorize this

  • TallMichael

    #15 #22 #28 #30
    People this stupid actually exist. It scares me.

    • Salt

      And they vote!

    • inquisitor80

      what you didn't know? they are everywhere

    • Linda_D

      The worst being that #30 is in college. Good God.

  • Ronald Macdonald

    First!!!

    • majorfathead

      #22 What was the number for 9-1-1 again cuz we better call it to come pick up the brain dead person(s)

    • http://www.gleny.com kekermahoney

      perfect fail for this post, grats

    • http://www.gleny.com kekermahoney

      perfect fail for this post, congrats douche

  • Hill quick

    #15 if you ever get this face palm in person, you did something very right, and then something very wrong… And you are in the future. In space. Wearing a jump suit. Wishing you could use the holodeck for a bate-sesh…
    Gnite.

  • Alex

    Why aren't these in Darwins exceptions galleries?

    • Tiber_Septim

      you spelled facepalm wrong!

  • ThigWife

    This is why you should have to apply to have children

    • Djonny

      omg finally im reading my thoughts!

    • oliverklosov

      I am going to sign presidential executive order #24 to do background checks for people wanting children. Obama.

    • davo

      then maybe like 4 couples would be allowed to have children

  • BRAJ-MAXXX

    This is deplorable. People are so dumb.

  • facepalm2000

    #26 thumbs up for a facepalm button on facebook

  • Anonymous.

    all the face palm images stuck onto each example were extremely lame and irritating. fin

    • TheVanityScore

      you are lame and irritating

    • 5280blazin

      "fin"? Fucking hipster.

  • DJPOA

    #16 Not a problem if you're a vampire …

    • grumpy

      I REALLY could have gone my whole life and not read #16. Disgusting. Thanks a lot, Chive.

    • Sick

      I think i actually vomited a little in my mouth, literally.

    • its_BACON

      I've heard of getting your redwings, but HOLY FUCK THAT!! …
      It was a good run people, but it's official, the monkeys have taken over.

    • JustAnotherGuy

      That reminds me of a joke.

      What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian?

      "See you next month."

  • JamesG

    Love this post!

    I overheard a conversation the other day, when to girls were discussing whether or not Christmas was in celebration of Jesus Christ's birth or his death, which already astounded me, but then one gave as an argument:
    "Well, it must be his birth now and his death at easter, 'cause you need to be born before you can die"
    "Oh that's right" the other replied…

    My faith in humanity was deeply wounded that day…

    • James G

      *two, damn that one got away!

    • Tjgolds

      Close enough.

    • crustybubblechunks

      Christmas is only Jesus' birthday because Chuck Norris sent him a card on December 25th, and Jesus was too scared to correct him.

  • Wutwut

    Can't really see the problem with #17? As long as they've cut the powersupply, you can fix stuff in the middle of a tropic storm if you want too.

    • FBI Surviellance Van

      People just don't understand how electricity works. I myself have working on things in trenches with water when it is raining.

    • TheDoctor

      Don't blink.

      • phil

        if you look closer, it appears to be coaxial cable for television. no problem getting shocked even.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #30 I'm pretty sure I can convince Olivia to have sex with me.

    • Tyler

      She can't even be convinced that the sun is a star, how is she going to be convinced to have sex with you?

  • MattKL

    #16. That's not only stupid, it's disgusting.

    • ktleigh

      Literally turned my stomach

    • Random Guy

      It doesnt taste that bad

  • Guest

    #28 & #30 Absolute morons.

    • SaltLakeChiver

      My IQ has dropped at least 6 to 7 points from reading these.

  • ChrisDG74

    #19 and #6 – So rare, it made the list twice?

    • Guy

      #19 looks like she is hot.

  • CD3

    i hate people like #28 #30

  • 209_Chiver

    #28 Went full retard, NEVER go full retard..

  • Jimbo

    #22 Well, I couldn't remember his first name.

    • spliggs

      It's "Teleprompter"

  • Tiber_Septim

    In all the time I have been scrolling posts here at the Chive I have never laughed so hard for so long.

    • facepalm

      probably all comments you have made and can relate to

  • le' bla!

    One of the best post so far this year!

  • Snape II

    #16 Necessary…is it necessary for me to eat my own period, no but I do it anyway cause its sterile and I like the taste.

  • warmwoolenmittens

    I enjoyed this thread.

  • mshaw166

    #16 I threw up in my mouth a little

  • Jesus Christ

    What would even possess #16 to even try that in the first place? #24 who's Dan?

    • Firefighter23

      #DantheMan

    • mikedubyaa

      I'm guessing her absentee father

      • Jesus Christ

        Daddy issues FTW

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