You can’t explain that (48 Photos)

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  • Hill Quick

    #18 I… I can explain, I promise.. Guys?

    • OhioChiver

      Something tells me they went for the lobster after seeing the shrimp cocktail.

  • PIerced Morgan

    11 These are not the camel toes you were looking for.

    • PIerced Morgan

      #11 Dammit.

  • matt n

    #48 — what a waste!!

    • bdg

      Want to see my hairless???

    • Kristen

      Nice stretch marks.

    • Boomer Sooner

      What a coincidence, I'm a fan of hairless, *ahem*, pussy as well.

  • Djonny

    #48 i smiled when that nasty thing became chap stick in "the book of eli"

    • Rachel

      #48 Well theres one way to make sure a guy doesn't want to do ya doggy style. Creepy…

  • grebis

    #13
    Rock on !!!

    • Anjin-San

      LOL-
      You sir are a genius

    • Eddie

      Listening hard rock – You're doing it wrong!

      • Otter

        Beat me to it.

        • D.Bag

          Beat me to it, too.

          • Kristen

            So, all three of you are fucking morons.

            • alucard

              …oh, it's that time of month again…

    • Irish-Man

      I was just thinking too bad she's not old enough, kinda looks hot. But I am going to hell and all.

  • Anjin-San

    #20

    what's the matter?
    It's Ultraman's family

    • VoodooWillie

      I was a big Ultraman junkie way back. I think it was the serires recorded in 67/68. It aired in the US in 74, I think. (I've drank A LOT since then, so I may have killed that brain cell with that info stored in it).

      • hara

        All I remember about Ultraman is the one time when dude gets up from the table to answer the call, goes outside, and hold up a spoon by mistake.

        • tv_paul

          I loved all those rubber suited monsters movies & tv shows. I think they tried Ultraman a couple of times over the years. I found an old booted VHS of the first season somewhere and I broke out the old VCR and watched it, what a hoot.

  • betamaxbandit

    #36 No time for the hospital! She's crowning!

    • TheBAMFinater

      Ewwwwwww. but funny.

  • Stew

    Lifes confusing when you grow up, isnt it?

  • MonkeyMadness

    #12 It's great for screwing your date at the drive in movie.

    • Anon

      Go home Jeep…you are drunk….

    • Rusty Shackleford

      thats not a Jeep, its a Jeeeep.

      • justin

        wow a drive in movie reference.

  • rick t

    #3 you have alot of cranium accesories.

    • dissonantmonkey

      Who would thumb down a Mitch Hedberg quote?

      • Steve

        At the dumber shows I have to say "you've got a lot of shit on your head"

    • Spelling Police

      "Alot" isn't a word. It's "a lot." Stay in school.

      • Teacher

        Who gives a fuck?

        • Pretty Smile

          I do bitch, what about it?

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      she is wearing the 'real 3d' glasses from the movie theater. she just popped the lenses out. jesus

  • MattKL

    #21 A king among men!

    • J. Phine

      This guy, look at this guy… Phucking love him.

  • ThePatriot

    #14 i wonder if she wants some roll with that rock?

    • Dave

      I think you're thinking of #11…

      • Dave

        omg fail.

        • Kristen

          Retarded faggot.

          • Jen

            youre on a trolling roll today, lady!

  • ThePatriot

    #12 I wonder if she wants some roll with that rock

    • Kristen

      You're an ignorant fucker.

      • ThePatriot

        yes… yes i am… but you're still a cum gargling slut… jizzrag cunt get back in the kitchen

  • pedro

    #27 Yeah!!!!!! this man is a polish fashionist from warsawfashion.blogspot.com A lot of stuff like this on his site 🙂

    • 16inchzipper

      Apparently he only has this one pose, in either direction.

  • emad

    the last one is explainable!!

  • emad

    #48
    the last one is explainable!!

  • ChrisDG74

    #11 – Easy: That's part of Sarah Jessica Parker's shoe collection.

  • nagnagnag

    #34 Challenge accepted!

    • Boomer Sooner

      I wonder how many people have shit their pants attempting to squeeze out an arc that reaches up there.

  • savagecabbage

    #21 I can explain that… awesome

  • warmwoolenmittens

    #40 … MOAR

  • http://Joshweeks.net Mojo

    #10 I don't get it.

    • https://www.facebook.com/yann.mathieu Yann

      Old folks using new technology ?

    • JetBuilder777

      this is the call center for my Czechoslovakian based credit card company, really nice gals!

    • techno_viking

      It's Manti Teo's girlfriend.

  • Jingles

    #11 Camel toe?

    #13 Rock music?

  • RealZoo

    #34 That's how you separate the men from the boys…

  • Gimletmike

    #16

    If I adopted that cat I would change her name back to Pasta Batman.
    I already have four cats; Moe, Larry, Curly, and Shemp.
    So Pasta Batman would kind of fit right in.

    • Gimletmike

      Not really, but what the heck, I like the name.

      • Red

        I hate cats. Cats are for fat old women. You should kill them all or turn in your man-card.

        • Nope

          I am a man and have a cat and I don't give a shit that you think my man-card should be taken away because I generally don't give a shit, just like my cat.

        • Gimletmike

          Robert E. Lee loved cats, Ernest Hemingway loved cats. They don't come much manlier. Your argument is invalid.

    • RooFeeOOO

      Name it Chalupa Batman

      • Gimletmike

        Not bad, I considered naming it Ted Healy if I got another one. (Obscure Stooge trivia)

  • devin skolaski

    #21 nice

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