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January 18, 2013 |
In: FAIL, Funny, WTF
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Category: FAIL, Funny, WTF
Nice to know that we're not the only ones outsourcing our manufacturing to other countries.
Crap garbage like this will just end up in the landfill or a hoarders house
Paua is from New Zealand.
#17 Because no one saw that one coming
Screw you! Dallas Cowboys are my team!
#19 is awesome. Hate that bastard. "Losers save" – bullshit indeed.
Funny headline. But I also laughed at this comment because Robert Kiyosaki is nowhere near bankrupt lol. Look up what happened. Reading the book changed my outlook on my finances, and I've been very successful since. Read the books, he never says don't save. At the same time, "Losers save" is 100% true. Also a great attention grabber. Ramsey and Kiyosaki are at two ends of the spectrum, the answer lies somewhere in between. KKCO
Nice try, "Frank Gordon."
sure sure… whatever you say … frank
#8 sometime people take things just to serious
Why would you honestly correct me? You obvuisly know what i am talking about why would you have to be a jerk and correct me.
#9 Looks like he just figured out that the boom on that truck isn't insulated.
What? whats that mean, this happen 2 minutes from my house, this is my fire dept. i shit bricks when I realized this picture was taken from the parking lot of my bank.
it means that the bom hit the wires above, and the huge current frome the ensuing short, set fire to the tires.
Get a mirror
#2 I'd rather goose them.
Those are ducks
That's why he said he'd rather GOOSE them, dumbass.
#7 How is it possible to be this dumb and still manage to drive?
He probably has like 10 automatic weapons in his trunk too.
i read it like 15 times and i totally didnt understand wtf he was talking about. but then i realized that was the joke.
Why is it so damn hard for people to know the current laws before complaining about needing new ones?
Good job with the stereotype there.
God is a fairy tail for grown ups
Bibles are in the fiction section of the library anyways
#23 Same thing happens when you have sex without protection…
You call your insurance agent and they take care of it for you?
Yeah, she was very uncomfortable giving me that shot of penicillin… but she did recommend the proper coverage for next time.
So if you with a partner it's covered under home owners but if you’re by yourself is it covered under Auto eroticism?
#7 They're right and the only true religion is the teachings of the Great Spaghetti Monster in the Sky.
You mean Scientology?
He's referring to Venganza.
A fellow Pastafarian!
'would prefer the nilist
#21 you had ONE job
What do you expect? it's WNDU.
I think you mean "won job."
#7 Oh please god….
#12 I see what you did there
#12 Oh, the Iron-Knee!
thank you! I wasn't getting it
"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog…you understand it better, but the frog dies in the process." – Mark Twain
Fuck…I mean E.B. White. Not Twain…damn. Now I look retarded.
It's not just the botched quote that makes you look retarded.
#7 This sort of thing make my head hurt…
#2 NO!#2 NO! #10 haaaaa she's so pretty
#10 is that you?
Haha no, just a joke when a girl says something really dumb. The comback is "aw you're so pretty!"
How long has it been since you last hit Refresh on the chive? Be honest now, what are your intervals!
Well, all of your lovely comments come through my email, which in turn buzzes my phone. So I see it insantaniously. As for my refresh button, I'm done now till the Friday DAR. Nothin wrong with lovin' the Chive
Can I put my penis in your butt?
#7 Did you create the Earth? NO! I did, and I gave evolution the kick start. Don't pretend you know how I work. I'm keeping my eye on you.
no , you didn't , JC …
How do you figure?
What's up pops
#12.. iron.. knee? what?
You have no idea how funny you're making this, do you?
^ Now, THAT'S irony!
#7 because we all know oil was made by God to start wars over non-existent WMDs and not by rotting dinosaur carcass'.
Oil is from plankton and algae-like organisms, not dinosaurs.
There's probably a few dinosaurs mixed in there to.
Gutter is a tool!
We're not gonna protest, we're not gonna protest, we're not gonna protest………
#7 I don't see the irony… is it that it takes an un-evolved mind to be that daft? Or that he accuses those who acknowledge evolution of believing a fairy tale right above where he references "God"?
It's because everyone knows fossils can't speak.
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
on the nose-it.
most of the pics in this list aren't example of irony
6, 6 REPOSTS AH AH AH
i do not get some of these
#13 I'm against protesting but I dont know how to show it-Mitch Hedberg
"I'm against picketing…" I like where your head's at though.
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