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Bill Burr explains why Yoko Ono sucks (Video)

January 18, 2013 | In: Funny, Music, Owned, Video

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Inigo Montoya

Ah. Everyone picking on the Yoko once more. Leave the poor lady alone. She's obviously crazy.

87eddiemac

She isn't going to sleep with you
dirtysteve

Yeah, she's psycho, doesn't mean she's not an utter cunt.
I feel no need to treat her as anything more than the attention-grubbing dingle-turd she is.

Courtney Love too.
MylesofStyles

You should check her out on Twitter. The shit that she spews is unintentional comedic gold, and she's so easy to make fun of. Sometimes I feel bad for making fun of her because she's, you know, retarded, but then i get over it.
DSFG

Have u heard what JOE LENON DID TO FRANK ZAPPA WHEN FZ INVITED YOKO MONO TO JAM ?

rew$ter

2:45 – "I will slap you so F#$kin' hard in the head, your eyes are gonna look like mine."

That's classic Bill Burr. This is why I get so irritated when guys like Jeff Dunham and Dane Cook get famous, a comedic genius like Burr is overlooked.

Obi-too

Give John some credit. If you watch the original video, Yoko's mic isn't even on. lol

tv_paul

The face of Chuck Berry (2:02)and the line about hitting her so hard that he'll make her eyes look like his is great.
Jim

That was fucking awesome!
sfb101

I never understood why he hooked up with her…
electric boogalo

I love him in Breaking Bad.
sneakypete

Bill Burr ladies and gentlemen! A true American!!
GStQ

I NEVER liked that woman, fuckin; psycho bitch!
She was on Jimmy Fallon, Click, had to turn it off, but I guess John loved her, he should have kept it locked up outta sight though…..

DannoTheManno88

The only reason you're on the stage is because you're sucking my dick.
otto

This is too awesome
http://www.findnewhomesinflorida.com scott

Bill Burr is the sh!t
@lackofabetter

Listen to the Monday Morning Podcast, you're welcome

clenis

Check out "Whole Lotta Yoko" on the Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus. she kills an incredible jam.
4nbstd

Bill Burr didn't have to explain why Yoko sucks. All you have to do is watch this video, no explanation necessary.

http://s1336.photobucket.com/albums/o642/janeyqueen/ teslawasrobbed

Yet another Bill Burr rant about beating up women. I won't deny he's one of the funniest comedians out there, but it's obvious to me that he has issues. What's more worrying is he's being applauded for it, here and during live performances.

All right, bring on the thumbs down.

DAV

Hey, some of them have it coming.
dirtysteve

There's your thumbs down.

Get off your fucking high horse, it's spreading shit everywhere.

goatpunch

it's Yoko ono. I'll let that slide if you can honestly tell me with a straight face that you don't want to slap her in the face just looking at her. No human male or female is immune to this impulse after looking at her for more than a minute. All I can say is she must have been mind blowingly crazy awesome in the sack. There is no other explanation

MylesofStyles

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Tramp F. Artesian

Beat that ass……with your words. Then, if that doesn't work, well…..
STiRBaG

Bill Burr also carries on about fighting with men at great length, but I don't see you commenting on that any. Stop carrying on with this desperate plight for validation. Your not oppressed and never have been, let the man say what he wants and stop being such a sexist bigot.
patov40

He's a CO-ME-DI-AN. Don't take everything so literally dude. Have a nice day! B-)
@lackofabetter

Yet another dumbass comment from someone who can't just enjoy a comedian, I won't deny that you probably make stupid comments all the time, but its obvious you have no friends and love to hear yourself talk. What more worrying is that someone has to listen to you on a daily basis.

Shepard Wong

Yoko Ono, Linda McCartney, Courtney Love…all would continue to be nameless and faceless entities without their men…thanks for belaboring the obvious Bill. <yawn>
http://reamers.org/clowns.htm Handjob Murphy

She made John Lennon happy.

I never saw the point of her work. I found her loud and tedious. But Lennon was no longer in search of commercial success any more success. He'd been "bigger than Jesus." He was at the stage in a successful artist's career when they have the freedom to do whatever makes them happy. Yoko made John Lennon happy. That is the only explanation
duckfart4U

Spot. On. You notice Burr mentions McCartney too. Is there any Beatles fan ever who can listen to Wings with Linda McCartney and not want to stick a screwdriver heated red hot in a bonfire in both fucking ears????
Alumni72

No need on the face of this earth to explain why Cousin Itt sucks – it's self-explanatory. It's nice to have it in video form, though.
ChodeLauncher

Can you please fuck off with the Kroll Show ads? It looks fucking stupid and I'm sick of being forced to reload the page so I don't have to see that stupid shit for the 15th time.
Martin

I don't know if i am right or wrong, but i am reallyt sure that the whole text that Bill Burr is talking is taken from one of the Joe Rogan podcasts.

Mark

Don't worry. Mystery solved. You're wrong. Joe Rogan played this clip on his podcast. But good job trying to make it look like it was stolen. It's Bill Burr, not Carlos Mencia.