Bill Burr explains why Yoko Ono sucks (Video)

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  • Inigo Montoya

    Ah. Everyone picking on the Yoko once more. Leave the poor lady alone. She's obviously crazy.

    • DSFG


    • 87eddiemac

      She isn't going to sleep with you

    • dirtysteve

      Yeah, she's psycho, doesn't mean she's not an utter cunt.
      I feel no need to treat her as anything more than the attention-grubbing dingle-turd she is.

      Courtney Love too.

    • MylesofStyles

      You should check her out on Twitter. The shit that she spews is unintentional comedic gold, and she's so easy to make fun of. Sometimes I feel bad for making fun of her because she's, you know, retarded, but then i get over it.

  • john

    touchdown! i love it.

  • Josh

    Bill Fuckin Burr

    • DDD

      "Rub one out–it's the 'champagne' of victory."

  • rew$ter

    Burr Rocks

    • rew$ter

      2:45 – "I will slap you so F#$kin' hard in the head, your eyes are gonna look like mine."

      That's classic Bill Burr. This is why I get so irritated when guys like Jeff Dunham and Dane Cook get famous, a comedic genius like Burr is overlooked.

  • kyhillbillymonster

    And I can't argue with a single word he said. KCCO!

    • Obi-too

      Give John some credit. If you watch the original video, Yoko's mic isn't even on. lol

  • tv_paul

    The face of Chuck Berry (2:02)and the line about hitting her so hard that he'll make her eyes look like his is great.

  • Jim

    That was fucking awesome!

  • sfb101

    I never understood why he hooked up with her…

  • electric boogalo

    I love him in Breaking Bad.

  • sneakypete

    Bill Burr ladies and gentlemen! A true American!!

  • GStQ

    I NEVER liked that woman, fuckin; psycho bitch!
    She was on Jimmy Fallon, Click, had to turn it off, but I guess John loved her, he should have kept it locked up outta sight though…..

    • Truth

      Your punctuation is appalling.

      • GStQ

        Wow Truth,
        Why don;t you try assisting with my fucked up punctuation's instead of slamming me in such an "unchiver" way"
        Look asshole, I would be the first motherfucker that would stop and help someone with a fucking flat tire in the rain, pull you out when your're stuck in the fucking ditch, or anything else. Even your "Mr. fucking perfect" ass.
        I know your type very well and avoid dickheads like you. You are the dick that just drives by because you don't want to get your pansy assed hands dirty or stop and help someone in need. Like me with my "appalling" punctuation mishap.

        So, Why don't you go to another site like ", and get matched up with other assholes like yourself instead of coming here to the Chive where people help others? You do not belong here and even though you think that "you're cool and a Chiver", You will NEVER fit in this community that is so fond of people helping each other.
        And, all the assholes that gave you a thumbs up, the same to all of you too.

        Billy, Thanks for standing up for me.
        You are a TRUE Chiver!! Thanks..

      • Billy

        You pointing it out is even more appalling.

  • DannoTheManno88

    The only reason you're on the stage is because you're sucking my dick.

  • otto

    This is too awesome

  • scott

    Bill Burr is the sh!t

  • @lackofabetter

    Listen to the Monday Morning Podcast, you're welcome

    • Jon

      Gotta love the MMpodcast. Listen every week

  • clenis

    Check out "Whole Lotta Yoko" on the Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus. she kills an incredible jam.

  • 4nbstd

    Bill Burr didn't have to explain why Yoko sucks. All you have to do is watch this video, no explanation necessary.

    • Steve Grenier

      The fuck was that, lol

  • Derrick

    Love Bill Burr. Can't wait to see him March 23rd in Minneapolis.

    • Derek W.

      What? He's gonna be in Minneapolis?? Hell yes.

  • teslawasrobbed

    Yet another Bill Burr rant about beating up women. I won't deny he's one of the funniest comedians out there, but it's obvious to me that he has issues. What's more worrying is he's being applauded for it, here and during live performances.

    All right, bring on the thumbs down.

    • @lackofabetter

      Yet another dumbass comment from someone who can't just enjoy a comedian, I won't deny that you probably make stupid comments all the time, but its obvious you have no friends and love to hear yourself talk. What more worrying is that someone has to listen to you on a daily basis.

    • STiRBaG

      Bill Burr also carries on about fighting with men at great length, but I don't see you commenting on that any. Stop carrying on with this desperate plight for validation. Your not oppressed and never have been, let the man say what he wants and stop being such a sexist bigot.

    • DAV

      Hey, some of them have it coming.

    • dirtysteve

      There's your thumbs down.

      Get off your fucking high horse, it's spreading shit everywhere.

      • goatpunch

        it's Yoko ono. I'll let that slide if you can honestly tell me with a straight face that you don't want to slap her in the face just looking at her. No human male or female is immune to this impulse after looking at her for more than a minute. All I can say is she must have been mind blowingly crazy awesome in the sack. There is no other explanation

    • Tramp F. Artesian

      Beat that ass……with your words. Then, if that doesn't work, well…..

    • patov40

      He's a CO-ME-DI-AN. Don't take everything so literally dude. Have a nice day! B-)

  • Shepard Wong

    Yoko Ono, Linda McCartney, Courtney Love…all would continue to be nameless and faceless entities without their men…thanks for belaboring the obvious Bill. <yawn>

  • Handjob Murphy

    She made John Lennon happy.

    I never saw the point of her work. I found her loud and tedious. But Lennon was no longer in search of commercial success any more success. He'd been "bigger than Jesus." He was at the stage in a successful artist's career when they have the freedom to do whatever makes them happy. Yoko made John Lennon happy. That is the only explanation

  • duckfart4U

    Spot. On. You notice Burr mentions McCartney too. Is there any Beatles fan ever who can listen to Wings with Linda McCartney and not want to stick a screwdriver heated red hot in a bonfire in both fucking ears????

  • Alumni72

    No need on the face of this earth to explain why Cousin Itt sucks – it's self-explanatory. It's nice to have it in video form, though.

  • ChodeLauncher

    Can you please fuck off with the Kroll Show ads? It looks fucking stupid and I'm sick of being forced to reload the page so I don't have to see that stupid shit for the 15th time.

  • Martin

    I don't know if i am right or wrong, but i am reallyt sure that the whole text that Bill Burr is talking is taken from one of the Joe Rogan podcasts.

    • Mark

      Don't worry. Mystery solved. You're wrong. Joe Rogan played this clip on his podcast. But good job trying to make it look like it was stolen. It's Bill Burr, not Carlos Mencia.

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