Can you guess the father of this little rascal? (12 Photos)

thank you chive for blowing my mind for the day..

#8. Needs to get his roots done.

So nic cage is buckwheat's dad?

#7
Are we 100% sure that Helena Christensen isn't the mother?

Wait… so doesn't that mean Lisa Marie is his mother… and… and… Elvis is his Grandfather?!?!?!

#2
Are we 100% sure that Helena Christensen isn't the mother?
*meant #2, not #7*

they weren't together long enough ago… this is how rumors get started…

#11 poor Nic, maybe the kid will grow up and stop being weird

That is one sorry-looking dude…

only humans can have human fathers. nuff said.

funniest post i think I've ever seen. Im still fucking laughing.

If I was Cage's son, I would have turned out the same way.

I was going to guess he was Cher and Ozzy's love child

Man…. To know you ejaculated that out…. I feel for Nick…..

Just look at the disappointment in Cage's face…..

#11

#2 Snooki?

Daddy wasn't there…

#8
How nice of him to help that guy up!

this guy has long hair and wears some leather. he's obviously a dumb psychopath satan worshipper right? RIGHT?

just chill out before you stereotype metal fans…
oh and btw some guy was basically implying you have to be poor or have a hard life to write dark music thats clearly bullshit if you listen to music written by some of the classical composers who had wealthy backgrounds

Bob Dole?

I thought it was Undertaker's son or something lmao

Where's photo of him getting the crap kicked out him by his personal trainer?

I didn't know this Suburban goth offspring of Nicholas Coppola had enough fame to warrant a paparazzi to tail him, and to beat up said photog.

His step father is actually the front man for Dimmu Borgir so that's where the darkness aspect came from XD

Someone's got daddy issues.