Soooo…. you got wasted (29 Photos)

Are you wasted? Get your shit together and send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com.

  • Emerp

    First one!

    • Nag nag nagga

      The thumbs down vote allows this type of behavior… Well played sir

  • Hunter

    #14 the unfortunate truth

    • JESSE

      Based on my stats, i am exactly the opposite

  • unlovedbyal

    #16 – light beer 😡

    Will never understand why anyone drinks that crap.

    • Sea253

      From a guy who drinks Bud Lt or Miller Lt

      • unlovedbyal

        Anyone that drinks any type of light beer should not be allowed the privilege of consuming alcohol.

    • Canadianbeerdrinker

      It's not the light beer that sucks, it's the American light beer that sucks. It's equivalent to tap water.

    • off2surf

      I enjoy coors…but the best beer is:
      1: Free beer

      (sadly…someone idiot is going to argue this)

      • bunedoggle

        The best beer is *COLD* free beer. Followed by free beer. Then stolen beer and finally cheap beer.

    • HillBros

      I will never understand why anyone feels the need to talk shit about what beer someone else drinks. Don't like it? Don't drink it.

      • BSS

        Thank you.

    • Ccdc

      If you complain about drinking light beer, you're way too badass to be on this site. Gtfo

      • unlovedbyal

        You sound like a 15 year old girl.

        There are literally thousands of different beers/lagers/ales out there – you should try some. You never know, you might enjoy it.

    • Jamie

      People drink Lt beer when it's hot as fuck out and not wanting to get drunk at 1:00pm in the afternoon. If its 90 degrees outside and you're doing yard work, a Guinness prolly is not your first choice if your thirsty.

      • off2surf

        Well put

      • Stiffy13

        Why would anyone not want to get drunk at 1:00 PM? Frig off Randy

        • duh

          Because some of us aren't 19 anymore and have responsibilities, like kids. Or real jobs. When you grow up a little you'll realize what a fucking dumbass you were. Or maybe not, you may just stay a dumbass the rest of your life. In that case continue to get drunk at 1 PM on a regular basis and bitch about how bad your life sucks gigantic cock and wonder how that happened.

          • Fish

            You mad, Bro?

          • nuccabay

            sounds like you need to get drunk in a couple hours…you mad?

      • crookedhalo999

        That is what they make summer brews and hefeweizen for

    • JESSE


    • PARTYtime

      SAN LUIS OBISPO! Im totally doing this next time Im in town.. EPIC!

    • mad mick

      American liye beer makes us Aussies piss like a racehorse. Maybe that's how its made, horse piss

    • Mree

      More taste less filling

    • LG 1

      Sex in a canoe…f'ing close to water.

    • Diabetic beer lover

      Some of us like beer but for health purposes can have very little "good" beer. A diabetic can have 3-4 light beers for the amount of carbs in a full lager/ale/stout. Sometimes life isn't fair 😦

  • Justin

    First!!!!! Yipee

  • Bob


    Why is this person playing pool on a mountain top?

    • Matt

      What makes you think they're playing pool???

      • Indeed

        The reflection of the dude's head in the can looks like a pool cue

        • Haptic

          Yea…That's just the guys warped reflection.

  • Wet_tosti

    #21 #29 why does gravity multiply's by 10 when drunk?

  • CalculatedRisk

    #13 Somebody needs to kerb his intake.

    • Go Niners!


      • Jake

        Kerb is also correct via the UK.

        • Guy

          Uhm… 'Merica…

  • ChicoChivette

    #16. KCCO From SLO??

    • HillBros

      on top of Bishop looking at Madonna Mt.

      • open minded

        I was gonna make the same comment…lived in SLO for 5 years…Cal Poly grad 1999. I hiked that damn hill at least a hundred times.

  • SnakemanDan85

    #27 I didn't choose the hipster life….

    • Dennis

      more like douche bag life. what is he waiting for? someone to piss on him?

      • RealZoo


    • Yup

      The hipster life chose me!

    • RobTalk

      thats not hipster…lensless glasses, plaid and skin tight jeans.

  • Squidward

    Mac should start calling this "So…. you laid down in an awkward position and pretended to be passed out while you had your friend take a picture so you could send it into The Chive."

    • Jack Wagon

      #1 probably isnt the safest thing to do indoors especially while intoxicated. I probably wouldnt send it in to TheChive so that everyone on the planet could see how much of a fucking moron i am… but thats just me…

    • duh

      Cheers to that; this post is starting to be as redundant and immature as humanly possible.

  • tanthony2012

    #17 the motto of everyone that works at a fast food restaurant

    • Smokey

      Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

  • savagecabbage

    #21 find her. She smokin

  • FaWke5

    #12 talk about a rude awakening! Should have made that a video and woke him with an air horn

    • AZFan

      I see a TV in danger.

  • MacGuyver

    I think #11 is more likely to be a case of fat and lazy.

  • chillybear

    Top100 cheerleader, rate for the top pic!!!

  • jimctu

    #9 seems pretty cute<img src="; width="1"/>

    • Sureluck

      Yeah… find her?

  • G_Had

    I'm sorry but #25 looks like a huge waste of time and (more importantly) beer.

    • blake

      it looks like piss

    • DoubleNickelJP

      Looks like a lot of warm beer

      • TheVanityScore

        when they greet people at the door they say " hi, Welcome to the land of warm disgusting beer!" no way they will finish that.

    • ChristophersonofGray

      Huge waste of little plastic cups to fill the landfill with.

  • Tom


    Hope the picture is possibly worth your job. Hate to say it but even normal saline still requires a script. When you sober up and pull your head out of your ass I would request the photo be removed.

    • ChillTom

      Dude. KCCO. Do you even know what it means?

      • joe

        It means O douche d'jour that if the chive wants more viewers and less subpoenas it should be careful about posting photos of probable criminal actions.

        • Frank

          Where's the proof it's criminal, or that they don't have a script? Douch

        • MMD

          Looks more like saline for irrigation rather than for injection. Both come in I.V. bags and are essentially the same thing. One is just easier to get ahold of without a script.

    • Anna Kendrick

      Lighten up Francis !! This is The Chive So KCCO or GTFO !!!

    • Tyler

      That's why you have a good corpsman or EMS buddy

    • Cassie

      Just cause they've got it doesn't mean they got it. I happen to have a bag of saline on my book shelf… don't ask 😛

    • Chris

      My thoughts exactly, there gonna find themselves with no job…. Wouldn't be supposed if the pharm. board wasn't already doing some searching.

    • Fred Garvin

      There is a larger problem here.
      Candy asses needing an IV for a hangover?
      Grow a pair and learn "hair of the dog"

    • dentalgrl

      Hey there. You do not need a Rx for normal saline in Canada. And when I worked on the ambulance and we would have parties whomever was on call would start IV's for us that were drinking. So do not be a fun sucker…

  • Wtf

    49ers won!

    • Anna Kendrick

      Fuck Harbaugh and Fuck the niners!!!

    • FckTomBrady

      The Patriots lost!!!

  • gizzy

    #20 experience….

    • dscull6

      caption: i dont always drink beer but when i do, i do a keg stand

  • Imphisisis
  • BridgetEGraham

    #21 Looks suspiciously like my ex boyfriend.

  • cjay

    #13 he's F#cked up..
    #21 cute girl.. must be hungery.
    #29 looks like a staged picture.

    • gregggg

      29s definatly stagged. who lays a mat down before they pass out, with the label facing the camrra

      • Guy

        you are probably right about the staged part, but you are an idiot if you have never seen shower mats before.

  • Tdub

    What the hell is going on in #1??

    • Btub

      Uh, having fun?

    • Anna Kendrick

      lady boys in Manila

    • A Maid

      When it comes to crazy shit that goes on in hotel rooms this is a weak 3 on a scale of 1 to 10.

    • SMIA

      Asia…… Asia is happening in this picture in huge quantities

    • bunedoggle

      Obviously the guy with the flaming hairspray is having some fun in the Philippines with Guy Fox, duh.

    • no thanks

      black magic

  • M00seKnucklez

    Nice Asian escorts #1 Hahaha

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