Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Mn dude

    Tacos anyone?

    • @BuckeyeEmpire

      zero fucks given, Grofy

    • Concerned Chiver

      #47 of course she bought him a lemon drop. How come every time a girl buys a round of shots on her own, it's always some gay shit like lemon drops?

      • bdg

        #37 Job well done!!!!
        #49 and #50 Holy Hell you are beyond explanation.You're so fine you should be continued on the next girl!!!!

        • jeffzero

          #49 & #50 should have been gifs

          • Bob

            Shouldn't be long before the Chive has another sister site. They will be putting all the attention seeking whores there so that the Chive can get back to what is once was. Used to be classy with a bit of sassy, now its become skanky with the occasional decent post.

            • Alberta Dirty

              Go home bob, your bat shit crazy!

  • Mikey

    I think there should be a rule, once the DAR has been posted you can stop working.

    • MylesofStyles

      I follow this rule, except I use the DMA instead.

    • Prick

      I stopped working 3 hours ago but still at work on the Chive!

    • Yeah

      fuck that shit 6:30 pm in Newfoundland

      • Notknowing

        HA HA, The Newfie gets screwed. West coast rules!

    • Mike Hunt

      WAAAAAAYYY ahead of you buddy

    • 1911

      It's 4:30… I'm outta here!

      • TheVanityScore

        2:00 in California. Sounds legit to me

    • i8paula

      It's 8:30am in sydney… So yeah I'm cool with that

  • Inigo Montoya

    #1 nooo notthe hilton!!!

    • anhtuanle

      TV Johnny! Lmao. What a pimp.

    • DaveOnWheels

      RIP Dave on Wheels

    • Yuppp

      Bet you she banged him anyway.

    • PankyHams

      TV Johnny pimpin hoes from different area codes…

      • DUBU2DEATH

        H-Town holds it down!!

    • Turnleft

      whats wrong with her boob?

  • 1911

    Early DAR is early

  • jayd

    #6 the gift that keeps on giving

    • sigh

      Don't you mean receiving?

    • Chedda

      Need a whole post of these!

    • 1911

      Damn! That's hot!

    • Marriedtoolong

      Giving until you get married, all down hill from there.

    • clarkWgriswold

      Get that Skinny Bitch a Steak!!!

    • Hank


  • kimbo slice

    #21 shout out to canada!

    • PianoFingers

      It seems inconsistent – either the launch can't come soon enough OR you will not be wearing clothes till then.
      Just sayin'…

    • Half nekkid

      Shout out to kimbo slice! ^

      • Geezer

        Go home Clark, you are drunk.

        • clarkWgriswold

          You get a thumbs up for that one.

          • Alberta Dirty

            We were gonna get some till you showed up..

    • clarkWgriswold

      You're wearing clothes in the second picture. Stupid Canadian Bitch.

      • joe

        typical American

        • clarkWgriswold

          And what the fuck makes you so special?

          • Courtesy Flush

            Once again, someone who should have been a blowjob can't let shit go.

        • Geezer

          Come on now, dont group us all in with that fucking tool bag please…

          • clarkWgriswold

            'fucking tool bag ? Wow. You just won the internet.

    • 15Weight

      First Pluto is stripped of it's "planet" status, and now pants are no longer "clothes."

      My whole foundation has been rocked.

    • Tyler Rauch

      god damn!!! there is a god !

      • the_maxican

        Delay!……..The!…..Launch!…,sorry it took me so long to get here. I had to run all the way.

  • Hrdwood

    #1 I know that's Lindsey Lohan on the left, but who's the one on the right?

    • PankyHams

      Funny thing is….that guy on the left is FAR more famous than her. He's made grillz for everybody including Ryan Lochte http://tvjohnny.net/

      • Krissy

        I'm pretty sure if you have to explain who he is, he isn't more famous than she…

    • i8paula

      Weirdest boobs ever…

  • kimbo slice

    #8 that is a great skill

    • Zucharelly

      "cup" holder indeed.

      • Mike

        I see what you did there…

    • Really?

      I think I've found my soulmate…

    • Still half nekkid

      Being kimbo slice is a great skill

    • Chiefhenry27

      Imagine the nipples after…

      • Mike

        Mmmmmmm……. Nipples.

  • i8paula

    #20 Mittens I can't believe it's you!! We thought you were eaten by a cou… Wait a minute

  • dirkha dirkha

    #50 yes please

    • batman

      seems desperate for attention.

    • Jeff


      • AirwolfWilly

        Great googly moogily!
        I think I just divorced my wife.

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      I waited a long time on this one, hoping it was a gif

    • Notknowing

      HOLY SQUISHY Batman!


      We need a slow motion gif of her ass being slapped like that!

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      I'd bet she's a lot of fun…


  • CosmoKramerTheAssMan


    You got it right…


    • Daisy(:

      Thank you :) Hard work pays off

      • http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery TommyD

        Bless you for your great work. Feel free to share more :)

        Also, I'm sure if you need any help, us chivers would be more than happy to lend a hand.

      • Mosstrooper

        Sensational. Those cheeks round off a top photo!!

      • Mosstrooper

        Sensational. Those cheeks "round" off a top photo!!

      • JetBuilder777

        Yes congrats and keep up the great work you have been doing in morale, mine's definitely boosted for a while.

      • Jay

        As you clearly have shared, thank you. You look great :)

    • clarkWgriswold

      Looks pretty fat compared to the rest of you.

      • Thror

        lol, do you even know how a woman's ass is put together?

        • clarkWgriswold

          Do you Doctor Throrroroor?

          • Alberta Dirty

            Clark, one day you an your whole family are going down but right now FUCK U!! And the horse u just blew.. Canada bitch

      • Random

        You shut your whore mouth!

        • therealstake

          Clark likes penis.

          • clarkWgriswold

            Don't say things like that, you'll piss off the fags.

            • therealstake

              Oh. my bad. it wasnt meant to be hurtful. i was just merely stating your preference for penis.

              • clarkWgriswold

                Then you might as well mention your preference for the cock.

    • Simon

      *sigh…* Ctrl+Shift+N

  • twd22285

    #37 yes. yes you have!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery TommyD

      God damnit. What happened to Tapiture? Every photo is banned these days. What's wrong Tapiture? Don't like hot girls with hotter asses?

      I give up. Going back to Right Click + Save As…

    • ass lover

      damn thats a fucking nice culo

      i wanna cover that ass with my jizz

      • Mike

        See… You almost had it.

    • Awesome

      Damn!! Whatever you're doing, keep doing it.

    • OhioChiver

      You are getting a round of applause here in the office. Nice work Chivette!

  • Schnizz56

    $10 says she f*cked him 20 minutes later

    • Red

      … for $20.

  • Schnizz56


  • Dick trickle

    #37 #49 #50

    Absolute best ways to end my work day…. Thank you chive

    • Viking

      Absolutely Phenominal!

  • Burlinator

    #49 Yes, please!

    • wakka wakka

      ass and a half

  • Tyler Rauch

    #21 #30 wow!!! uh

    • Raller08

      Gorgeous! Now why can't I meet someone like either one of these ladies. It's not asking for much is it?

    • Bobo

      Too bad shes an ugly cunt

      • Really?

        I'm afraid you were instructed in the antithesis of what is correct about the world. The pig people from the Twilight Zone have not yet redefined beauty…But here's something more your speed.

    • BouncyBouncy

      SPeaking of those things, can we find the girl in this video?

  • Tillman61

    #30 You're pretty all right! Feel free to be bored as often as you want. Thank you!

    • clarkWgriswold

      I thought Hookers only got bored with me?

    • Just a Guy

      At what Starbucks does she work? I know where I'm getting my coffee from here on out.

    • Simply Joe

      I have N64 at my house……..in my bedroom……..

    • Mike Hunt

      I'd love to know where you work, that bathroom is gorgeous!

      • PDiddily420

        Looks like a Starbucks uniform to me(minus the pants)

  • Garret

    #37 The work is paying off!

    • mpls chiver

      Yes it is

      • Jay

        Job well done, atta gurl, keep it up!

        • Daisey :)

          Thanks boys. There are moar coming ;)

          • Jay

            Good, I look forward to moar ;)

            • Daisey :)

              Keep your eyes peeled ;)

              • Jay

                Consider it done…….

              • clarkWgriswold

                So, was it your Dad or your Uncle that touched you?

          • with all due respect

            whatever you're doing… I wish I were fortunate enough to appreciate it in person and give you a little workout of my own

    • Scuba_Steve33

      …but we're getting the reward!

  • glenngarf

    Ron Swanson's favorite place in Pawnee! #42

    • april says

      their burgers have wasps in them.

      • Steve

        You've just been jammed!

    • toxicdav3

      More like Food and Stuff.

  • G_Had

    #21 DO NOT LAUNCH!

  • OhioChiver

    #34 Sorry you missed me. Stop in on your way back. ;)

    • Swaff

      we need more ohio chivers to represent!!!!

    • Bort

      For anyone who said there's nothing to see in Ohio. A quick Google Image search of "Hocking Hills" will prove you wrong

      Also this is Ohio http://thechive.com/2012/08/15/daily-afternoon-ra

      • sagasha

        Ohio blows. Except for Cedar Point of course. Sandusky should try to secede from the rest of that state down there. It's just in the way of me getting somewhere nice like Kentucky, Tennessee or Virginia.


    • The_Dood

      We've got breweries! Thirsty Dog, Brew Kettle, Hoppin' Frog, Great Lakes, Buckeye, etc. Some damn good beer comes from here.
      But yeah, that's most of it. There's forests too down south I suppose…

    • LazyJake

      Nebraska's worse. Much, much worse.

      • Kenny J

        I swore it was Nebraska

  • sixdeadelves


  • Jamz

    MOAR #21 and #37!

    • Jorge Saavedra

      OH yeah!, pleas MOAR!!!

  • bob_the_cook

    #3 You win today's DAR

    • http://www.ccolumns.com zeeshan

      who win??

    • Skin 2 Win

      Two words: PRO FUCKIN' ACTIVE Good god girl, drop the $20 – free shipping and a gift – and take care of yourself; please. Chive has resorted to posting pics of any plain old female, wearing any old thing, while sitting in their bathrooms? I suppose its the fault of the economy…

    • Langdon Alger

      what's going on with her arm?

    • Lovin' the red heads

      Love the hair

    • clarkWgriswold

      At least her tits aren't fake.

    • Courtesy Flush

      Would like to see her without the make up on.

      • Jay

        She is simply adorable.

      • T-bone

        Would like to see her without a little less fabric

        • DirtBag

          Would like to see her vagina.

        • Yeahhh

          So should she put on a snow jacket, or what do you prefer?

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