Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Mn dude

    Tacos anyone?

    • Concerned Chiver

      #47 of course she bought him a lemon drop. How come every time a girl buys a round of shots on her own, it's always some gay shit like lemon drops?

      • bdg

        #37 Job well done!!!!
        #49 and #50 Holy Hell you are beyond explanation.You're so fine you should be continued on the next girl!!!!

        • jeffzero

          #49 & #50 should have been gifs

          • Bob

            Shouldn't be long before the Chive has another sister site. They will be putting all the attention seeking whores there so that the Chive can get back to what is once was. Used to be classy with a bit of sassy, now its become skanky with the occasional decent post.

            • Alberta Dirty

              Go home bob, your bat shit crazy!

    • @BuckeyeEmpire

      zero fucks given, Grofy

  • Mikey

    I think there should be a rule, once the DAR has been posted you can stop working.

    • i8paula

      It's 8:30am in sydney… So yeah I'm cool with that

    • 1911

      It's 4:30… I'm outta here!

      • TheVanityScore

        2:00 in California. Sounds legit to me

    • Mike Hunt

      WAAAAAAYYY ahead of you buddy

    • Yeah

      fuck that shit 6:30 pm in Newfoundland

      • Notknowing

        HA HA, The Newfie gets screwed. West coast rules!

    • Prick

      I stopped working 3 hours ago but still at work on the Chive!

    • MylesofStyles

      I follow this rule, except I use the DMA instead.

  • Inigo Montoya

    #1 nooo notthe hilton!!!

    • PankyHams

      TV Johnny pimpin hoes from different area codes…

      • DUBU2DEATH

        H-Town holds it down!!

    • DaveOnWheels

      RIP Dave on Wheels

    • Yuppp

      Bet you she banged him anyway.

    • Turnleft

      whats wrong with her boob?

    • anhtuanle

      TV Johnny! Lmao. What a pimp.

  • 1911

    Early DAR is early

  • jayd

    #6 the gift that keeps on giving

    • Hank

      Herpes?

    • clarkWgriswold

      Get that Skinny Bitch a Steak!!!

    • Marriedtoolong

      Giving until you get married, all down hill from there.

    • 1911

      Damn! That's hot!

    • Chedda

      Need a whole post of these!

    • sigh

      Don't you mean receiving?

  • kimbo slice

    #21 shout out to canada!

    • Tyler Rauch

      god damn!!! there is a god !

      • the_maxican

        Delay!……..The!…..Launch!…,sorry it took me so long to get here. I had to run all the way.

    • 15Weight

      First Pluto is stripped of it's "planet" status, and now pants are no longer "clothes."

      My whole foundation has been rocked.

    • clarkWgriswold

      You're wearing clothes in the second picture. Stupid Canadian Bitch.

      • joe

        typical American

        • Geezer

          Come on now, dont group us all in with that fucking tool bag please…

          • clarkWgriswold

            'fucking tool bag ? Wow. You just won the internet.

        • clarkWgriswold

          And what the fuck makes you so special?

          • Courtesy Flush

            Once again, someone who should have been a blowjob can't let shit go.

    • Half nekkid

      Shout out to kimbo slice! ^

      • Geezer

        Go home Clark, you are drunk.

        • clarkWgriswold

          You get a thumbs up for that one.

          • Alberta Dirty

            We were gonna get some till you showed up..

    • PianoFingers

      It seems inconsistent – either the launch can't come soon enough OR you will not be wearing clothes till then.
      Just sayin'…

  • Hrdwood

    #1 I know that's Lindsey Lohan on the left, but who's the one on the right?

    • i8paula

      Weirdest boobs ever…

    • PankyHams

      Funny thing is….that guy on the left is FAR more famous than her. He's made grillz for everybody including Ryan Lochte http://tvjohnny.net/

      • Krissy

        I'm pretty sure if you have to explain who he is, he isn't more famous than she…

  • kimbo slice

    #8 that is a great skill

    • Chiefhenry27

      Imagine the nipples after…

      • Mike

        Mmmmmmm……. Nipples.

    • Still half nekkid

      Being kimbo slice is a great skill

    • Really?

      I think I've found my soulmate…

    • Zucharelly

      "cup" holder indeed.

      • Mike

        I see what you did there…

  • i8paula

    #20 Mittens I can't believe it's you!! We thought you were eaten by a cou… Wait a minute

  • dirkha dirkha

    #50 yes please

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      I'd bet she's a lot of fun…

      CKTAM

    • DUBU2DEATH

      We need a slow motion gif of her ass being slapped like that!

    • Notknowing

      HOLY SQUISHY Batman!

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      I waited a long time on this one, hoping it was a gif

    • Jeff

      DAMNN

      • AirwolfWilly

        Great googly moogily!
        I think I just divorced my wife.

    • batman

      seems desperate for attention.

  • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

    #37

    You got it right…

    CKTAM

    • Simon

      *sigh…* Ctrl+Shift+N

    • clarkWgriswold

      Looks pretty fat compared to the rest of you.

      • Random

        You shut your whore mouth!

        • therealstake

          Clark likes penis.

          • clarkWgriswold

            Don't say things like that, you'll piss off the fags.

            • therealstake

              Oh. my bad. it wasnt meant to be hurtful. i was just merely stating your preference for penis.

              • clarkWgriswold

                Then you might as well mention your preference for the cock.

      • Thror

        lol, do you even know how a woman's ass is put together?

        • clarkWgriswold

          Do you Doctor Throrroroor?

          • Alberta Dirty

            Clark, one day you an your whole family are going down but right now FUCK U!! And the horse u just blew.. Canada bitch

    • Daisy(:

      Thank you:) Hard work pays off

      • Jay

        As you clearly have shared, thank you. You look great:)

      • JetBuilder777

        Yes congrats and keep up the great work you have been doing in morale, mine's definitely boosted for a while.

      • http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery TommyD

        Bless you for your great work. Feel free to share more:)

        Also, I'm sure if you need any help, us chivers would be more than happy to lend a hand.

      • Mosstrooper

        Sensational. Those cheeks round off a top photo!!

      • Mosstrooper

        Sensational. Those cheeks "round" off a top photo!!

  • twd22285

    #37 yes. yes you have!

    • OhioChiver

      You are getting a round of applause here in the office. Nice work Chivette!

    • Awesome

      Damn!! Whatever you're doing, keep doing it.

    • ass lover

      damn thats a fucking nice culo

      i wanna cover that ass with my jizz

      • Mike

        See… You almost had it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery TommyD

      God damnit. What happened to Tapiture? Every photo is banned these days. What's wrong Tapiture? Don't like hot girls with hotter asses?

      I give up. Going back to Right Click + Save As…

  • Schnizz56

    $10 says she f*cked him 20 minutes later

    • Red

      … for $20.

  • Schnizz56

    #1

  • Dick trickle

    #37 #49 #50

    Absolute best ways to end my work day…. Thank you chive

    • Viking

      Absolutely Phenominal!

  • Burlinator

    #49 Yes, please!

    • wakka wakka

      ass and a half

  • Tyler Rauch

    #21 #30 wow!!! uh

    • BouncyBouncy

      SPeaking of those things, can we find the girl in this video?
      http://thechive.com/2012/12/06/this-is-one-of-the

    • Bobo

      Too bad shes an ugly cunt

      • Really?

        I'm afraid you were instructed in the antithesis of what is correct about the world. The pig people from the Twilight Zone have not yet redefined beauty…But here's something more your speed.

    • Raller08

      Gorgeous! Now why can't I meet someone like either one of these ladies. It's not asking for much is it?

  • Tillman61

    #30 You're pretty all right! Feel free to be bored as often as you want. Thank you!

    • Mike Hunt

      I'd love to know where you work, that bathroom is gorgeous!

      • PDiddily420

        Looks like a Starbucks uniform to me(minus the pants)

    • Simply Joe

      I have N64 at my house……..in my bedroom……..

    • Just a Guy

      At what Starbucks does she work? I know where I'm getting my coffee from here on out.

    • clarkWgriswold

      I thought Hookers only got bored with me?

  • Garret

    #37 The work is paying off!

    • Scuba_Steve33

      …but we're getting the reward!

    • mpls chiver

      Yes it is

      • Jay

        Job well done, atta gurl, keep it up!

        • Daisey :)

          Thanks boys. There are moar coming😉

          • Jay

            Good, I look forward to moar😉

            • Daisey :)

              Keep your eyes peeled😉

              • clarkWgriswold

                So, was it your Dad or your Uncle that touched you?

              • Jay

                Consider it done…….

          • with all due respect

            whatever you're doing… I wish I were fortunate enough to appreciate it in person and give you a little workout of my own

  • glenngarf

    Ron Swanson's favorite place in Pawnee! #42

    • toxicdav3

      More like Food and Stuff.

    • april says

      their burgers have wasps in them.

      • Steve

        You've just been jammed!

  • G_Had

    #21 DO NOT LAUNCH!

  • OhioChiver

    #34 Sorry you missed me. Stop in on your way back.😉

    • The_Dood

      We've got breweries! Thirsty Dog, Brew Kettle, Hoppin' Frog, Great Lakes, Buckeye, etc. Some damn good beer comes from here.
      But yeah, that's most of it. There's forests too down south I suppose…

    • Bort

      For anyone who said there's nothing to see in Ohio. A quick Google Image search of "Hocking Hills" will prove you wrong

      Also this is Ohio http://thechive.com/2012/08/15/daily-afternoon-ra

      • sagasha

        Ohio blows. Except for Cedar Point of course. Sandusky should try to secede from the rest of that state down there. It's just in the way of me getting somewhere nice like Kentucky, Tennessee or Virginia.

        #34

    • Swaff

      we need more ohio chivers to represent!!!!

    • LazyJake

      Nebraska's worse. Much, much worse.

      • Kenny J

        I swore it was Nebraska

  • sixdeadelves

    giggity

  • Jamz

    MOAR #21 and #37!

    • Jorge Saavedra

      OH yeah!, pleas MOAR!!!

  • bob_the_cook

    #3 You win today's DAR

    • Courtesy Flush

      Would like to see her without the make up on.

      • T-bone

        Would like to see her without a little less fabric

        • DirtBag

          Would like to see her vagina.

        • Yeahhh

          So should she put on a snow jacket, or what do you prefer?

      • Jay

        She is simply adorable.

    • clarkWgriswold

      At least her tits aren't fake.

    • Lovin' the red heads

      Love the hair

    • Langdon Alger

      what's going on with her arm?

    • Skin 2 Win

      Two words: PRO FUCKIN' ACTIVE Good god girl, drop the $20 – free shipping and a gift – and take care of yourself; please. Chive has resorted to posting pics of any plain old female, wearing any old thing, while sitting in their bathrooms? I suppose its the fault of the economy…

    • http://www.ccolumns.com zeeshan

      who win??

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