Daily Morning Awesomeness (55 Photos)

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It has been too long since our last DMA. It’s good to be back.

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  • BudHa

    #1 took a pic of the same thing in spain..showed the gf. she was not impressed

    • halfsmoke00

      I dont think she got it when he asked if she wanted to work on her stroke…

    • Tiber_Septim

      The model T pickup truck in the background is very impressive

  • Guest

    Alana Blanchard is ridiculous

    • Guy


  • ribsey

    Morning All!!!!

    • a-nom


  • ThePatriot

    lil wayne is a fuckcunt

  • Hill quick

    #17 must… Contain… Myself…. Yum.

    • justin


      • Del

        pedo bear approves

        • Jesus Christ

          So does Jesus.

          • AtheistChiver

            Go home Jesus, you're drunk.

  • me123


  • Rusty Shackleford

    #21 Well kid, you have as many Tour de France medals as he does

    • Idk

      I really don't give a shit that he cheated. Literally I don't care at all that he was doing steriods. In cycling just like in baseball it makes things more interesting and the majority if not almost everyone was doing it. What I hate him for is how he handled people who were speaking the truth. He filed a lot of lawsuits and ruined a lot of lives and that is why he deserves to be ostracized.

      • Paula'sWannaBeLover

        Yep. Nailed it.

    • Red

      Lance can just disappear now. He's done.

    • Shawny

      And more balls

      • Bjj Wb

        At least Armstrong had the ball to come out and admit it…

        • Visitohr

          He had the highest offer to come out and admit.

          • Bjj Wb

            It was a pun.. esh..

  • Yep

    Oh, the glorious humps. #41

    • louistulley

      Right wins

    • JetBuilder777

      Pedobear says no, no dirty man!

      Fuck you Pedobear!

      • Jesus Christ

        I'd still hit it.

        • jbb

          Me too

    • maboze1x

      Perfect humps….. And we want "gaps" from yesterday!!!

  • flowerpower

    #1 Boats N' Hoes

    • Swaff

      Hoes N' Boats it's more correct this way :D

      • dar

        Like a boss

  • Steve

    #41 Ill take both please!

  • ZiaChiver

    #3 Kick-start the NASA program!!!

    • Shobomb

      Why wait for NASA….lets get red bull on it!

      • Ryan

        Would this 'Space Beer' be $2.25 per 8.4 oz can at the gas station

        • Idk

          Damn where are you getting 8.4 oz cans of red bull for only $2.25? Around here it's closer to $4

    • Interneter


    • Jesus Christ

      Shoot they found it? I've been working on that brew for thousands of years. Ice cold, full of any flavor I feel like materializing, it's just tasty. And you shall have none!

    • soundfilter

      Hold up there, skipper. That cloud is made of Methyl Alcohol, AKA Methanol, or the stuff that's in antifreeze. While I'd love to fund NASA solely on the basis of a bender of astronomical proportions, this cloud is like the Holy Grail cup that kills the Nazi in The Last Crusade.

  • FarmBoy

    #27 Fuck it, we'll do it live.

  • Jayjo


  • http://twitter.com/larryphillips89 @larryphillips89

    #47 GENIUS!!!

  • kokuryuha

    #41 Now there's a DMA wake up call I could get behind…both of them…

  • Abusement_Park

    #3. We gotta get out there and harness that shit!

    • Visitohr

      I'll get me coat!

  • credible hulk

    #44 When he missed his landing it *sunglasses* rocked his world.

    • heywood jablowme


    • Jesus Christ

      Yeah he didn't make that, still sitting in purgatory.

    • Shpledy

      Damn, someone beat me to the YEAAAAH. Well done all around.

  • tony

    #36 olivia munn so sexy

    • hugh.m@rshall.us

      No idea who that is, but yes. Yes she is.

      • Fade

        She is a Nerd Goddess

        • Dutch

          No, she just plays one on TV.

          • Idk

            And she plays a kinky bitch in the bedroom as evidenced by her nudes.

    • halfsmoke00

      Find the chick in the background, nice ass.

  • John Robert

    #55 That is awesome.

    Also, how can a 6 yr old get YOU'RE / YOUR correct when SO many adults keep getting it wrong?

    • mojor

      The wisdom of children!!!

      • Bob

        Your right, its crazy!

        • come on!

          *it's *shakes head…

          • Swaff

            so you corrected "it's" but not "you're"? wtf

        • Mike

          Successful grammar troll is successful!

    • hugh.m@rshall.us

      Parents who give a fuck, for starters.

    • Yeahhh

      Because she doesn't smoke weed, YET…

      • katastrophe89

        Not all people who smoke cannabis are stupid.

      • davo

        The child must not be American

    • katastrophe89

      Omg I caught that too! It's baffling!

  • Slim Jim

    #1, you gotta love equality

  • Chris

    #45 genuinely made me laugh

  • krista

    #55 baby don't hurt me

    • goglass

      no more

    • TChrisB

      Mainly came down to the comments to see how long it took someone to say that.

    • katastrophe89

      I thought the same thing lol

  • tim

    #19 How am I going to sleep now

  • credible hulk

    #17 looks like the after math of a gang bang on her leg.

    • Murph

      Ya'll need Jesus.

    • Fade

      You seriously need to cut down on the porn

    • sup

      after math, but before geography

  • maboze1x

    #35 So that's what's called "raining men"? :)

    • Mikey D

      Halleluj…OH GOD THE BLOOD!!!!

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