On facebook, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose (24 Photos)

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  • twd22285

    #7 *throws bowl of gravy and runs in opposite direction*

    • TheBAMFinater

      Or just walk briskly.

      • bigyawns

        or take 3 steps, take a nap, order a new iPhone case from Amazon on your iPhone, then walk away untouched

    • Turd F.

      I MIGHT, just to say I've done a 3-way.

    • <MARKLAR>

      I would be getting with myself if this is what it came down to.

    • not first

      Epic first post!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    And Cathrine says, "Fuck my life…"

    • Arnold

      How about I hi five you ON YOUR FACE for being a dumb ass on FB!!!!

    • catfishblackbelt

      umbro hoodie ftw

    • dar

      6 fail #20 win

      • jammers

        more like 20 fail #6 win

    • http://www.facebook.com/marcjwrzphoto marcjwrz

      Only for 2.5 minutes I'm sure.

    • rooster

      Her parents are so proud….

  • steve

    #24 still a better love story than twilight

    • Static

      i was on a meeting at work and just burst out laughing… fuuuuuk. lol thanks!

    • Mike Hunt

      Turning my head and coughing at the doctor's office is a better love story

    • Bucky Jones

      I wouldn't know…I've never watched Twilight…apparently you have…

    • Rhias

      I actually laughed out loud when I got to the end. Hahaha! Now I'm just that weirdo in the coffee shop….

    • https://www.facebook.com/yann.mathieu Yann

      Well that escalated quickly.

  • DannoTheManno88

    #6 Atta kid

    • http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery TommyD

      If you look at his profile, he is a Swedish comedian. This is obviously a PR stunt. He's not getting laid anytime soon.

    • phoneboy

      oh she probably didn't go through with it. They rarely do.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    HA! Worth the read.

    • gentleman/scholar

      Damn…now I gotta read through it

      • Anonymous

        As I was reading it I was curious when it was going to get funny. It escalated pretty fuckin quick.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Ferris Bueller's friend, Cameron had no balls to begin with.

  • Chuck Schick

    A lot of those are from lamebook.com. So obviously made up sometimes funny shit.

  • bigcityreem

    #24 Great ending.

  • dirtysteve99

    I'll be in my cold, cold grave before I recognise Missouri!

    • holyshit

      I feel bad for this kid, he can't read a map or spell

      • dirtysteve99

        Swinganamiss for holyshit!

  • sfb101

    #7 NO!
    #20 WTF dude!?!

    • davo

      #7 enough alcohol and oil would make it a good time!

      • Boondock

        Correction, enough alcohol, oil and a match.

  • KeepinCalm

    #6 #20 You two need to sac up

  • Guest

    #6. $50 Would get him laid with a hooker who might look better than that woman

  • JackDiesel

    #6 please refer to #20

    • chanson

      its not his wife though….

  • schango

    #24 Serves him right

  • bigyawns

    #10 also that is a male

  • bdnnbd

    Did anybody else discover reddit long after they found the chive, then realize the latter is utterly superfluous?

    • averagejoe

      You're utterly superfluous, quit being a douche and go back to reddit.

  • JamesVanDerBeek

    #5 Story of my life

    • myfoots10inches

      Give it a rest people…is your "foot" exactly 12 inches???
      effin crybabies

      • Hunter

        Yes, as matter of fact it is.

    • arTee

      It was cold out. I swear this never happens. -Subway

  • Bmfbfm

    #10 doesn't "isnt" have an apostrophe? What's up with that first T in "it"

    • PDiddily420

      I was not aware that the word IT had more than one T.

  • tonguefoomaster

    #7 or you can beat the hell outta them with a baseball bat

  • joe

    #5 The sandwich lost an inch upon being wrapped and stuffed into a bag. You're either fat or cheap, take your pick. But seriously, are you complaining about an inch? I don't believe in karma, but I hope you do.

    • Jen

      an inch can sometimes make the difference, Joe…..

    • Eatfresh

      Ummmm I think he was being humorous. An obviously hilarious guy like you ought to recognize that. Btw that was sarcasm in case you also missed that

    • someotherguy

      Wow, pretty sure he wasn't that upset about it ACTUALLY. Maybe just trying to be a smartass ya think?

      Something tells me that you, work at Subway, hate your job, hate customers, and generally suck to be around.

      P.S. if you are wrapping people's subs tight enough to compress it you are prolly doin it wrong.

      • Amber

        While I agree with your comment, for the most part, I hate your comma usage.

  • badmatty

    #20 Anyone else notice the cock silhouette (shadow)?

    • SUPer4Life

      Great observation sir….but now the obvious "looking for cock" jokes need to ensue….

  • mirou

    #24 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA must read really

  • Connor

    #1 is just a stolen @rolldiggity tweet. Should give credit to the right person. https://twitter.com/rolldiggity/status/2546600799

  • weirdscribble

    #24 tldnr

    • RobTalk


  • Bob

    #7 would rather puke
    #5 cheating 11 inch bastards

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