January 22, 2013 |
In: Facebook, FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Owned
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Category: Facebook, FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Owned
#7 *throws bowl of gravy and runs in opposite direction*
Or just walk briskly.
or take 3 steps, take a nap, order a new iPhone case from Amazon on your iPhone, then walk away untouched
I MIGHT, just to say I've done a 3-way.
I would be getting with myself if this is what it came down to.
Epic first post!
And Cathrine says, "Fuck my life…"
How about I hi five you ON YOUR FACE for being a dumb ass on FB!!!!
umbro hoodie ftw
6 fail #20 win
more like 20 fail #6 win
Her parents are so proud….
Only for 2.5 minutes I'm sure.
#24 still a better love story than twilight
I wouldn't know…I've never watched Twilight…apparently you have…
Turning my head and coughing at the doctor's office is a better love story
Well that escalated quickly.
I actually laughed out loud when I got to the end. Hahaha! Now I'm just that weirdo in the coffee shop….
i was on a meeting at work and just burst out laughing… fuuuuuk. lol thanks!
#6 Atta kid
If you look at his profile, he is a Swedish comedian. This is obviously a PR stunt. He's not getting laid anytime soon.
oh she probably didn't go through with it. They rarely do.
HA! Worth the read.
Damn…now I gotta read through it
As I was reading it I was curious when it was going to get funny. It escalated pretty fuckin quick.
Ferris Bueller's friend, Cameron had no balls to begin with.
A lot of those are from lamebook.com. So obviously made up sometimes funny shit.
#24 Great ending.
I'll be in my cold, cold grave before I recognise Missouri!
I feel bad for this kid, he can't read a map or spell
Swinganamiss for holyshit!
#20 WTF dude!?!
#7 enough alcohol and oil would make it a good time!
Correction, enough alcohol, oil and a match.
#6 #20 You two need to sac up
#6. $50 Would get him laid with a hooker who might look better than that woman
#6 please refer to #20
its not his wife though….
#24 Serves him right
#10 also that is a male
Did anybody else discover reddit long after they found the chive, then realize the latter is utterly superfluous?
You're utterly superfluous, quit being a douche and go back to reddit.
#5 Story of my life
It was cold out. I swear this never happens. -Subway
Give it a rest people…is your "foot" exactly 12 inches???
Yes, as matter of fact it is.
#10 doesn't "isnt" have an apostrophe? What's up with that first T in "it"
I was not aware that the word IT had more than one T.
#7 or you can beat the hell outta them with a baseball bat
#5 The sandwich lost an inch upon being wrapped and stuffed into a bag. You're either fat or cheap, take your pick. But seriously, are you complaining about an inch? I don't believe in karma, but I hope you do.
Ummmm I think he was being humorous. An obviously hilarious guy like you ought to recognize that. Btw that was sarcasm in case you also missed that
Wow, pretty sure he wasn't that upset about it ACTUALLY. Maybe just trying to be a smartass ya think?
Something tells me that you, work at Subway, hate your job, hate customers, and generally suck to be around.
P.S. if you are wrapping people's subs tight enough to compress it you are prolly doin it wrong.
While I agree with your comment, for the most part, I hate your comma usage.
an inch can sometimes make the difference, Joe…..
#20 Anyone else notice the cock silhouette (shadow)?
Great observation sir….but now the obvious "looking for cock" jokes need to ensue….
#24 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA must read really
#1 is just a stolen @rolldiggity tweet. Should give credit to the right person. https://twitter.com/rolldiggity/status/2546600799…
#7 would rather puke
#5 cheating 11 inch bastards
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