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On facebook, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose (24 Photos)

January 22, 2013 | In: Facebook, FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Owned

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Category: Facebook, FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Owned

twd22285

#7 *throws bowl of gravy and runs in opposite direction*

TheBAMFinater

Or just walk briskly.

bigyawns

or take 3 steps, take a nap, order a new iPhone case from Amazon on your iPhone, then walk away untouched

Turd F.

I MIGHT, just to say I've done a 3-way.
<MARKLAR>

I would be getting with myself if this is what it came down to.
not first

Epic first post!

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

#6
And Cathrine says, "Fuck my life…"

Arnold

How about I hi five you ON YOUR FACE for being a dumb ass on FB!!!!
catfishblackbelt

umbro hoodie ftw
dar

6 fail #20 win

jammers

more like 20 fail #6 win

rooster

Her parents are so proud….
http://www.facebook.com/marcjwrzphoto marcjwrz

Only for 2.5 minutes I'm sure.

steve

#24 still a better love story than twilight

Bucky Jones

I wouldn't know…I've never watched Twilight…apparently you have…
Mike Hunt

Turning my head and coughing at the doctor's office is a better love story
https://www.facebook.com/yann.mathieu Yann

Well that escalated quickly.
Rhias

I actually laughed out loud when I got to the end. Hahaha! Now I'm just that weirdo in the coffee shop….
Static

i was on a meeting at work and just burst out laughing… fuuuuuk. lol thanks!

DannoTheManno88

#6 Atta kid

http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery TommyD

If you look at his profile, he is a Swedish comedian. This is obviously a PR stunt. He's not getting laid anytime soon.
phoneboy

oh she probably didn't go through with it. They rarely do.

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

#24
HA! Worth the read.

gentleman/scholar

Damn…now I gotta read through it

Anonymous

As I was reading it I was curious when it was going to get funny. It escalated pretty fuckin quick.

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

#20
Ferris Bueller's friend, Cameron had no balls to begin with.
Chuck Schick

A lot of those are from lamebook.com. So obviously made up sometimes funny shit.
bigcityreem

#24 Great ending.
dirtysteve99

#11
I'll be in my cold, cold grave before I recognise Missouri!

holyshit

I feel bad for this kid, he can't read a map or spell

dirtysteve99

Swinganamiss for holyshit!

sfb101

#7 NO!
#20 WTF dude!?!

davo

#7 enough alcohol and oil would make it a good time!

Boondock

Correction, enough alcohol, oil and a match.

KeepinCalm

#6 #20 You two need to sac up
Guest

#6. $50 Would get him laid with a hooker who might look better than that woman
JackDiesel

#6 please refer to #20

chanson

its not his wife though….

schango

#24 Serves him right
bigyawns

#10 also that is a male
bdnnbd

Did anybody else discover reddit long after they found the chive, then realize the latter is utterly superfluous?

averagejoe

You're utterly superfluous, quit being a douche and go back to reddit.

JamesVanDerBeek

#5 Story of my life

arTee

It was cold out. I swear this never happens. -Subway
myfoots10inches

Give it a rest people…is your "foot" exactly 12 inches???
effin crybabies

Hunter

Yes, as matter of fact it is.

Bmfbfm

#10 doesn't "isnt" have an apostrophe? What's up with that first T in "it"

PDiddily420

I was not aware that the word IT had more than one T.

tonguefoomaster

#7 or you can beat the hell outta them with a baseball bat
joe

#5 The sandwich lost an inch upon being wrapped and stuffed into a bag. You're either fat or cheap, take your pick. But seriously, are you complaining about an inch? I don't believe in karma, but I hope you do.

Eatfresh

Ummmm I think he was being humorous. An obviously hilarious guy like you ought to recognize that. Btw that was sarcasm in case you also missed that
someotherguy

Wow, pretty sure he wasn't that upset about it ACTUALLY. Maybe just trying to be a smartass ya think?

Something tells me that you, work at Subway, hate your job, hate customers, and generally suck to be around.

P.S. if you are wrapping people's subs tight enough to compress it you are prolly doin it wrong.

Amber

While I agree with your comment, for the most part, I hate your comma usage.

Jen

an inch can sometimes make the difference, Joe…..

badmatty

#20 Anyone else notice the cock silhouette (shadow)?

SUPer4Life

Great observation sir….but now the obvious "looking for cock" jokes need to ensue….

mirou

#24 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA must read really
Connor

#1 is just a stolen @rolldiggity tweet. Should give credit to the right person. https://twitter.com/rolldiggity/status/2546600799…
weirdscribble

#24 tldnr

RobTalk

what?

Bob

#7 would rather puke
#5 cheating 11 inch bastards

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