Always put safety first (20 Photos)

  • @FL_Chiver

    #5 GENIUS!

    • Ishbar

      I laughed at this a little more than I should have…

    • Michael

      Wow, no possible way that could've gone wrong…

    • Rich Wood

      What are you doing girl? I would love to hear the rest of the story lol

    • @Trollfric


  • yomama


    • not first

      you're not first :/

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #4 in case of hungry…break glass.

    • Firefighter23

      As a firefighter I give this my seal of safety approval! Because bananas put out fire the best

  • Paula'sWannabeLover

    Maybe they don't realize that YOLO is really a phrase of caution.

    • FunKiller

      You Obviously Lack Originality

      • FunKiller'sOriginal

        Wow! You made an anagram. You are so smart and creative.

        • FunKiller

          That's what my mom always said too…….I couldn't be sure though, cause you know, being my mom and all, didn't know if she way lying to me (again). So thanks, thanks for confirming my smartness and creativeness!

      • DannoTheManno88

        You Only Like Onions? Yell Obscurely Like Oprah? Yes Oscar Lives Offensively? You Obey Lemon Oranges? You Oppose Less Oppression?

      • MikeInPP

        Uh….didn't you just see that on the Chive a few days ago, Mr. Originality?

  • sean m.

    darwin would be pleased

  • Hrdwood

    #5 I feel bad for her, but I was mildly aroused by this one…

  • Julia

    There's a hair in my cake.

  • kingofthecastle

    #1 as a welder I can't say I havent done that

    • FunKiller

      So basically you 'can' say you 'have' done that?

      • slimm

        Also as a welder you should take note that the bottles are prob N.O.S / stargon and argon

        • kingofthecastle

          In different states theres different colored tanks to label what the gases are so I'm not sure if you're right or wrong. Point is sometimes you're in a hurry and aren't aware of you're surroundings.

        • bifford

          yo Slimm, Oxy acetylene

          • kingofthecastle

            That's what I thought it was too.

            • slimm

              oxygen comes in a few diff types of tanks… law they have to be painted green unless they are for medical use ( then they are stainless ) …..acetylene only comes in 3 types of tanks due to the fact the tanks have a special core in them to allow them to get past a certain psi in the tank to stabileyes the acetylene ….. therefore making the tanks a "shielding gas" …..shielding gas = non flammable

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              • Scott

                acetylene is not a sheilding gas.
                acetylene is highly flammable and explosive
                but that photo made me smile, i've been guilty of doing the same.

                • slimm

                  never said acetylene was a sheilding gas…. im saying the tanks in the pic are

    • Mike Hunt

      You could throw those canisters in a fire and it would take a while to blow. What he's doing is just pissing it off.

      • thatsameguy

        I'd just be worried about the chips and sparks damaging the hoses. Pretty sure spark aren't gonna ignite the tank.

        • lawnguyland

          Especially since it has already been pointed out that they are shielding gasses and not flammable.

  • sfb101

    #15 My kind of water slide!

  • Lead Farmer

    #8 could be the greatest photobomb ever (on the right)

  • drewdeze

    is it just me, or are there only 19 pictures

  • echogeo

    "Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground."

  • kessel81

    #5 not the brightest crayon in the box , is she?

    • krypto092108

      Nope. Also, they used to make safety PSAs about things like that ca. WWII for folks like her who happened to be working in the Manufacturing end of the War Effort.

  • Justin Cider

    #18 Isn't as dangerous as people think, lighting it is dangerous, but i've seen a lit cigarette thrown in a bucket of gas and it just goes out, apparently, you need a flame or spark to ignite most gases. True story.

    • Steel Jaguar

      Since it is a gas line he is dealing with we are not talking liquid we are talking natuaral gas, so that just ups the chances of ignition, and since every time he takes a drag off of that cigarette he is creating flame I would just as well not be around his dumbass when he lights himself up. Might as well say that riding a motorcycle without a helmet is not dangerous as long as you stay on the bike, sounds logical until that 1 in 100,000 chance that you wipeout happens, why tempt fate?

      • bobsyouruncle

        they squeeze off the gas line so it doesn't flow while fusing and purge the line so there isn't actually gas in the area. not like i work with the shit or anything

  • AnItalianChiver

    #4 in case of hornyness, break glass.

  • RichMahogany

    #19 So dumb…

    • wild willy

      not only is he holding it up with a 4×4 board he appears to be welding in direct proximity of the fuel tank

  • Nishtai

    #8 Even Bob Marley disapproves

  • drewplp

    #19 At least he put a rock behind the tire to keep it from rolling

  • The Count

    16, 16 REPOSTS AH AH AH!

    • Jeffstar

      So's your face

  • Ribsta

    #7 How'd he get up there?!? 😮

  • Canucks_Rule

    #19 – do whatcha gotta do.

    • Canucks suck

      Like being a Canucks fan

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    Every damn one of these are reposts.

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