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January 23, 2013 |
In: Funny, Nailed It, Random
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Category: Funny, Nailed It, Random
Wtf are you doing! Have the maid do this!
I hope he is listening to Iron Maiden
Iron Man when he was single?
i guess you just don't get the irony of this picture.
So, I'm guessing you don't see the irony?
It's not ironic. It's a visual pun.
#25 What ball sac?
Is that a Dell USB keyboard? Damn! I gotta get a life.
He it removed for religious reasons, JESUS GOD HES A FUCKING HOMO
It's a typo.
All re-posts today?
Nope, I'll have the Lagunitas from the tap on the left, please!
I believe that's Stone IPA
nope definitely lagunitas
Rula Bula in Tempe AZ! Great whiskey selection and a few good beers also.
You are correct. Haven't been there in a while, seems like its time to make an appearance.
Lagunitas SUCKS! Is a very delicious beer.
#33 Seems like a good idea until someone comes and sits next to you with their pamphlets
Just what I was going to say.
Works great, until someone who really wants to talk about Jesus gets excited about finding a like-minded person.
#12 I want to tongue punch your moms fart box, then read a book.
You are going to have an incredibly hard time finding either one.
So, let me get this straight… you want to stick your tongue in that woman's asshole??
As nasty as the thought is, I busted out laughing when I read that. lol
Dare you to do both at the same time..
i threw up in my mouth a little bit
Added to my "To Do" list.
Spelling inappropriate words in public? That really made your "to-do" list? Wouldn't you kinda feel like a juvenile bag of douche if someone walked up on you while you were doing it?
Your Mom's on look out.
#26 Ain't that the truth!
I wish I could click through the picture and Like it myself.
I laughed far too loudly at #9.
i farted loudly, too!
#34 I find that very funny.
What an asshole
That guy would have a broken nose about 15 seconds after that.
This comes from an Lottery ad from the 90's. We can see the guy remove the handle prior to his prank.
Just actors but the whole campaign was hilarous.
#30 Nice move Coach Les Miles?
That was Tommy Moffit that did that, strength and conditioning coach. He blasted it on Twitter, I thought it was awesome.
This is not a curvy girls post.
Don't worry, they'll have a fat whore post soon.
who cares about them?
#10 Rula Bula on Mill Ave in Tempe……LOVE that place.
#22 – very well played.
Really? Your comment is the title of the post?
#33 I need to try that.
Don't do it. Think to to its inevitable conclusion.
The bus stop is hell already, nowhere to go but up
I need to try that.
#18 ohhh the irony
#29 Color-Blind Roommate doesn't get the joke….just makes it all much sweeter
#9 I bet that was really shitty
lmao good one stan. it's funny cause he ate a lego and then he shit it out of his butthole cause that is where the shit come out after you eated it. it would have been okay if it was a leggo cause they are supposed to turn into shit which is supposed to come out your buttonhole
#10 nope, I'll take the Lagunitas please
screw the beer. look at all the liquor behind it.
#28 This joke has been around longer than the internet.
about 6 months before the captain morgan commercial which did the same, i had the brilliant idea of having myself delivered with a pizza. i loved telling that story, until the captain morgan commercial came out, and after i would tell the story, everyone would ask, "o you mean just like in the captain morgan commercial."
I did it once about 20 years ago. Young servicemembers finally getting some liberty, waiting for a cab with a couple hundred other folks, we called and got a hotel room, then called and ordered pizzas to be delivered. 7 guys (including the driver) and 2 large Dominos pizzas in a 80s Celica hatchback. I think the pizzas were like $10 and we gave him about $80.
#25. Go home, keyboard, you are drunk.
#21 Someone stole Stolen from a liquor store?
It is clearly a Wal-Mart.
I am not sure why I felt compelled to point that out, but there you are.
funny that comments to this page dont have to be approved…the world needs to stop being so PC. i thought we chived on or something here.
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