Well played… (34 Photos)

I hope he is listening to Iron Maiden

Iron Man when he was single?

i guess you just don't get the irony of this picture.

So, I'm guessing you don't see the irony?

Is that a Dell USB keyboard? Damn! I gotta get a life.

He it removed for religious reasons, JESUS GOD HES A FUCKING HOMO

It's a typo.

I believe that's Stone IPA

Rula Bula in Tempe AZ! Great whiskey selection and a few good beers also.

Lagunitas SUCKS! Is a very delicious beer.

Just what I was going to say.

Works great, until someone who really wants to talk about Jesus gets excited about finding a like-minded person.

You are going to have an incredibly hard time finding either one.

So, let me get this straight… you want to stick your tongue in that woman's asshole??

Dare you to do both at the same time..

i threw up in my mouth a little bit

Spelling inappropriate words in public? That really made your "to-do" list? Wouldn't you kinda feel like a juvenile bag of douche if someone walked up on you while you were doing it?

Just asking…

I wish I could click through the picture and Like it myself.

i farted loudly, too!

What an asshole

That guy would have a broken nose about 15 seconds after that.

This comes from an Lottery ad from the 90's. We can see the guy remove the handle prior to his prank.
Just actors but the whole campaign was hilarous.

That was Tommy Moffit that did that, strength and conditioning coach. He blasted it on Twitter, I thought it was awesome.

perceptive_eye

Don't worry, they'll have a fat whore post soon.

who cares about them?

Really? Your comment is the title of the post?

Don't do it. Think to to its inevitable conclusion.

#1

I need to try that.

lmao good one stan. it's funny cause he ate a lego and then he shit it out of his butthole cause that is where the shit come out after you eated it. it would have been okay if it was a leggo cause they are supposed to turn into shit which is supposed to come out your buttonhole

screw the beer. look at all the liquor behind it.

about 6 months before the captain morgan commercial which did the same, i had the brilliant idea of having myself delivered with a pizza. i loved telling that story, until the captain morgan commercial came out, and after i would tell the story, everyone would ask, "o you mean just like in the captain morgan commercial."

I did it once about 20 years ago. Young servicemembers finally getting some liberty, waiting for a cab with a couple hundred other folks, we called and got a hotel room, then called and ordered pizzas to be delivered. 7 guys (including the driver) and 2 large Dominos pizzas in a 80s Celica hatchback. I think the pizzas were like $10 and we gave him about $80.

It is clearly a Wal-Mart.

I am not sure why I felt compelled to point that out, but there you are.