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January 24, 2013 |
In: Facts, Funny, Meme
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Category: Facts, Funny, Meme
That what he said.
you are so wise, mister mallard.
Crap. I put a butter wrapper in my dryer.
#1 Who else immediately reopened their tab?
a sexy pic from tapiture…solid
Holy shit! I have been needing this one for a while.
I would have, but I just fired up the computer to come here, no closed tabs to reopen.
Well, ain't that some shit.
I did…now my office know this one. Thanks mallard!
Only if you have a PC it is command+T for Mac users
Command + Shift + T
command z works on your Mac.
I'm guessing….. everyone
Doesn't work with Chrome
You got the wrong Chrome, buddy.
It works in Chrome but not when in Incognito mode.
That's one smart fucking duck !!!
….but why a duck?
You did whatever you wanted, didn't you?
#16 if i end up in jail can Chive bail me out?
Won't she get mad when you whip it out?
Not if she's a whore…whipping your dick out just means more money for her.
Only if you submit the photos you took.
That's a Bingo!
This picture is so true I can't even think of something intrinsically true enough for my simile.
"You just say 'Bingo'" — Lt. Aldo Raine
You just say bingo
#20 Most men figure this out pretty quick. But if you don't know, heed this advice.
That must be why I'm such a dick
The prostitute one cracks me up. First of all who needs that advice, and secondly how did you come about needing to possess that knowledge? Still funny AND accurate.
He ducks a lot of them?
Um…Not me…I swear…*jumps through plate glass window*
That one quacked me up too
It was on the show "MANswers".
#10 The USB logo is always on the top.
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The crack in the metal is also always on the bottom.
Simple signs yes, but won't sick out as much as a bright color.
I am going to mess all of you up and turn the receptacle upside down next time I work on your computer. Signed Crazy PC Tech.
I have a usb drive where the seam is on the sides of the plug and the company logo is on the bottom of the drive. Screws me up every time.
99% of the time, yes, but there's a few out there that want to be different.
Except for all the devices that don't have the USB logo on them.
#20 Wise words to live by.
That's a PRO tip right there. If you learn nothing else today, learn that.
Thank you Chive for watching our backs with #20
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How do you paste pics into your comments?
I would like to know this,too.Have asked several times to no avail….
"Real Talk Mallard"
#9 I got a better solution, cut the onion the right way, then chewing gum will just be for sweets
Care to explain what the "right" way is?
Yes please, us cooks would love to be enlightened on how to cut pounds of onions the right way. Chewing gum does work though. Truth.
You can put them in the freezer first…
And get newspaper ink all over the place
Spoken like an privileged person who never has had to clean windows. Works like a charm
It also works when washing your car.
Paper towels don't leave streaks either, maybe you guys just suck at cleaning.
Paper towels tend to leave white fuzz sometimes. newspaper is the shit. Too bad everything is digital these days
Great reason to subscribe to one.
This works great actually
You've obviously never cleaned a window before…
The popcorn idea was genius. Thanks, Mallard.
Indeed, especially when you've got that sticky icky and have the munchies.
#20 I do what I want…
HAHAHA so true
I'll wine and dine them, but I'll never let them tell me what to do.
I knew those hobos on the off-ramp were on to something.
#11 – I doubt popcorn alone is enough to satisfy the munchies.
#4 The duck wanted to buy chapstick but didn't have any cash, so he said "Just put it on my bill" *rimshot*
Ha! You quack me up.
I want to say, "that joke was fowl." but….it was funny.
#2 – how do you delete cookies?
Says the 12 year old.
If you have Windows, go to your control panel, search delete cookies or temporary internet files & you'll figure out the rest.
Do this even if you switch to a different travel site. They look for eachother's cookies to see what prices you have been given.
Open command prompt. Format c:
you sir, are cruel.
With the number of locations cookies are stashed, I use CCleaner.
Press Ctrl + Shift + Del this is the fastest way
If you don't know Darwin says you should pay more.
Wtf are cookies?
Call the cookie monster…he will take care of them
#2 Wouldn't private browsing work Instead of cleaning cookies ?
It would surely works since that browsing mode wont save any cookies
You mean it's useful for more than porn?!
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