You can’t explain that (40 Photos)

  • Hrdwood

    #10 I would choose the Touch and Feel one, but my wife would tell me I need the Retard one… (I don't even know what the hell these are…)

    • Boop

      i'm not sure if you're joking or being serious but i'll be captain obvious any way… i believe these are condom packets judging by their names, size of the packets and that they are located in an aisle that stocks various hygiene products… and as they are priced in Euros I'm going to assume Retard condoms are meant to be longer lasting as 'en retard' is french for late… like Durex Performa condoms 🙂

      • Timmy

        There wass no need to rate this down, it was nothing but intellectual.

      • MylesofStyles

        Condoms? Not quite. Everyone knows that PS3 and Xbox controllers are sold in Europe according to your level of game play. For example, the Retard Control has no joy stick or D-pad, just a single button in the middle. You're welcome.

        • You Got No Game, M.

          In case anyone's still here and wondering… Boop is correct and Myles is either being sarcastic or being a moron, your pick.
          There's a "you're welcome" for you, Myles.

        • Hrdwood

          Doesn't matter whether it's sex or video games, my level of game play is always novice. But thanks for your advice Myles.
          P.S. You Got No Game needs to pull the joystick out of his ass…

          • You Got No Game, M.

            It never pays to be nice…
            M. and Woody, it's called "Google". You guys should try it sometime…
            As Myles would say, "You're welcome".

            • MylesofStyles

              For the record I'm both sarcastic and a moron.

              You're welcome.

              • uKnowUgotGame, M.

                LOL! Keep On KCCOin', bro!

  • MANsterbate

    #15 I have those same thoughts…

  • AssClown

    #33 I didn't choose the pug life, the pug life chose me.

    • heywood jablowme

      I gave you a thumbs up simply for knowing the difference between choose and chose. Thats a rare talent in this day and age.

      • MylesofStyles

        I punch a baby giraffe in the face every time someone uses "loose" instead of "lose".

  • savagecabbage

    #4 I can explain that…. Awesome. #16 Hey it's that cool guy from Grafton St.

  • Chris

    I demand Things That Bounce Thursday

    • @ortegaralph


    • MonkeyMadness

      #36 There ya go.

    • lucid_eye

      And I demand Women with curves but it doesn't seem to be happening. Then again Curves tend to have more bounce and squishy.

  • Pokes

    I can explain #1 pretty easily, alcohol!

    • Schnizz56

      Looks like Potsie from Happy Days!

      • Chuck Schick

        Hugh Grant ?

  • The Bandit

    #22…gives me a headache
    #8…well, everybody thinks the same thing here anyway … no further explanation needed
    #27…looks a bit like Rhys Ifans

    • dirtysanchez

      #8 Is sold as face slimmer , but i cannot locate the video. Does anyone have the link ?

      • dirtysanchez

        To the video.

    • @valorikx221

      #22 im still waiting . . .

    • Sick350Z

      #22 Well, break is over. I guess I'll log back on later to watch the rest of the video. That crash is gonna be awesome!

  • john

    #18….id be running right f'ing now!

    • sepp

      A Necromorph from Dead Space – Altman Be Praised!

    • DickFister

      Yep … all those base human instincts: Either want to fight it, fuck it, or flee the fuck from it

  • Maine Chiver

    I stared at #22 for way too long…

    • Gentleman Bastard


  • echogeo

    Iggy Pop's kid is a Giants fan?

    • Boondock

      Dude skipped a lot on back and chest.

  • Guest

    Looks like my dog scratching his ass on my carpet.

    • James

      that's the ultimate gangnam style

    • furburger

      reminds me of that creepy ass baby scooting around the kitchen

  • Tiber_Septim

    #30 hell of a way to go fishing, but it works, go figure

  • Dapper_Dave

    #1 Don't judge….not everyone can afford a Real Doll

    • ...

      true but if I could only afford half a doll I think I'd take the bottom half

      • Dapper_Dave

        Good call

  • echogeo

    Wait till Ray Lewis sees this midfield dance.

  • Shkolly

    I see nothing wrong with #4.

  • Jeff

    #22 is so trippy

    • charbs

      Are we there yet?

      • Not Buzz Lightyear

        To infinity, and beyond!

  • Jesus Christ

    #8 DSLs

    • Jen

      why werent we all just born with them, Jesus?

      • Jesus Christ

        Are you saying you would like bigger lips so as to fellate better? You're more than welcome to come over to my place to confirm if that is true. Just don't use your teeth.

        • Jen

          i typed heaven in my gps and it said it couldnt be found….

          • Jesus Christ

            Umm, well, about that… So yeah. It's complicated, and uhhh, well you have to dead. So, there ya go. o.0

  • Jaeggar

    #28 Thats Nothern Kentucky University!! That in our library.

    • DaddyD

      Stegawagon? Or Volksasaurus?

    • LudditeGrammarPoPo

      That's NoRthern Kentucky University! That'S in our library… sigh.
      Why are most American universities just grades 13-16 anymore?
      Please, get an education, people.

  • Ryan

    #28 NKU showing up on the Chive, Awesome!

  • rhodytarheel

    #17 Would like to un-see this.

  • runswithbeer

    Look out everybody… Paula looks hungry!!

    • runswithbeer

      * #35

      • Kristen

        Look out everybody…Runswithbeer looks retarded.

  • crazydog

    #10 never go full retard

  • Guy

    I can explain #8

    • Kristen

      Yeah, we heard. You fucking moron.

  • sfb101

    #8 Training device for those who use teeth?
    #15 Sounds like any mans book.
    #30 Disturbing…

  • Rob_Just_Rob

    #8 Can't explain this, but I hope I'm not the only who gets a little horny by this.

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