First son? I'm sure your little brothers and sisters are jealous.
UhHuh
First assclown. I hope someone punches you in the face today.
Courtesy Flush
#18 to you sir.
TheDude
More like battle ground of hilarious people.
Jen
i fucking love trolling sometimes.
Hybrid
lol i must admit some comments are hilarious.
http://twitter.com/jbvancamp @jbvancamp
#26 yeah that Mac, such an idiot! Works ass off as an intern, gets a position with a rapidly growing and awesome company, build a name for yourself with quirky humor…what a retard.
Hawksnester
Thanks for the history lesson.
Nelson
Say it, don't spray it
http://twitter.com/jbvancamp @jbvancamp
I'm really jus jealous of all those fucking cat shirts..
Baxter
#30 doesn't even need a comment
jonbob
No Comment Needed…
Trudat
At that age, the boner would be lifting you off the table. Awkward teen boners have Chuck Norris strength.
sfb101
#4 Me too…
#6 True
#14 Excellent!
GatOner
#10 Primus sucks…
beetlejuice
was trolling before trolling was even trolling
FunKiller
That's so hipster.
Walkin
The people thumbing you down have no idea who Primus are lol.
Those damn blue collared tweekers…
femtrooper
#29 What the hell is wrong with that horse? O.o
Red
It's a gas mask…WW1. How do I know that?
LarsfromNorway
#18 they win the internet.
Jesus Christ
#23 Why is there a roll of tape on your shoe in the first place?
Moral Orel
some people just need your guidance because life is tough without you around. I often ask myself that same question.
Jesus Christ
I love you Orel, Just don't forget the extra commandments, else your dad's gonna lose the belt.
AnyoneForCoffee
Isn't it obvious?
Jesus Christ
I guess not.
Wonderin
#17 Made my day.
Almoney13
#30 is just great advice..
LAZERMAC
I'm doing that right now.
TheVanityScore
#18 is almost exactly correct
Truth
Nobody mentioned Hitler.
a-nom
Or brought up blatant racism…
thedude325
Or something about zionists.
Mr. Mackle
You guys should make a post just like this but with funny chive comments from the past year or so.
a-nom
That could genuinely be a weekly thing and would actually be pretty awesome for the chivers…
MonkeyMadness
They're probably waiting for the Chivers to say something funny.
bigyawns
a moment of silence for the comments who remain undiscovered
NorCal420
>golf clap<
twavor
These are always the best posts… I laugh half the afternoon after reading these.
Mrs. Officer
#11 made me laugh out loud!
a-nom
#22 …still laughing, not sure if overly tired of just bored…
MonkeyMadness
#22 All the other posts are probably saying "What da fruck did he say?"
TheBAMFinater
#20 I laugh my ass off every time I see this one.
noyou'rnotwrong
Never seen an ellipses used to such good effect,,,I laugh out loud each time as well.
AnItalianChiver
#8 epic
steve stoic
Man o Man, thanks for making me laugh out loud in the coffee shop! Now everyone is staring at me. I guess I should tell them porn is really funny.