How to defend yourself from an attacker (Video)

Somehow this seems too good to be true. It’s borderline unfair, in fact.

Gavin McInnes youtube page HERE

mikey

ye olde internet video
Endo

If a 2 year old every attacks me, I'm set. Thanks Bob!
ssss9999

Uh ohhhh!
bigcityreem

These tips are nice and all, but offering to buy pizza for dinner would solve all problems. At least that's the case with my 2 year old.
DannoTheManno88

Bwahahahaha….damn that was funny. I gotta clean pepsi off my screen now.

Mikey D

I was more worried about the knife going in the kids face from shaking it around….gods I feel old.

Boogerfree

Maybe the booger held the gun in her hand , no wonder it took so much to knock it out
LarsfromNorway

you can clearly see that is one unprofessional robber, making rookie mistakes all over the place… that's the only reason it worked
beasty

Poor child, her daddy or uncle is an idiot.

Don

2.27 ill never get back congrats to the cute little girl for not kicking him in the nuts for being stupid
KUJhawkLaw

I thought that was hilarious.
not impressed

lame
Eder

Aw. Cute kid.
jokerz4fun

Step one pick nose
Step two rub booger in eye
Step three….pink eye

Buddy

I laughed pretty hard
My daughter would never be that calm
HUH?

that looked like a nija, i dont think you can disarm a ninja. i think this was fake.
Jesus Christ

That guy just straight up picked his nose for all the world to see. I don't know whether to laugh or call CPS.
IrishInNJ

SNL already has a Jason Sudeikis
last ninja

he is so dead.
Force Kin

How old is this one. Come on chive youll be shutting the site down n printing flyers next
dedubs

"You've seen this in action movies for a reason; it works." LOL
Bob

Thats the comic Jack Vale
Jo Mama

This was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bruce

The chive, where old is new again (again and again and again…)