How to defend yourself from an attacker (Video)

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Somehow this seems too good to be true. It’s borderline unfair, in fact.

Gavin McInnes youtube page HERE

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  • true story

    Stop picking ur nose u disgusting fuck

    • Yul


    • gradaddy

      that's the most useful way of avoiding an attack, pick boogers

  • mikey

    ye olde internet video

  • Endo

    If a 2 year old every attacks me, I'm set. Thanks Bob!

  • ssss9999

    Uh ohhhh!

  • bigcityreem

    These tips are nice and all, but offering to buy pizza for dinner would solve all problems. At least that's the case with my 2 year old.

  • DannoTheManno88

    Bwahahahaha….damn that was funny. I gotta clean pepsi off my screen now.

    • Joe

      That was fucking gay.

    • windowlicker

      No you don't.

  • bkibbs

    He never got the knife out? How do I know what will happen then???

    • Mikey D

      I was more worried about the knife going in the kids face from shaking it around….gods I feel old.

  • Boogerfree

    Maybe the booger held the gun in her hand , no wonder it took so much to knock it out

  • LarsfromNorway

    you can clearly see that is one unprofessional robber, making rookie mistakes all over the place… that's the only reason it worked

  • beasty

    Poor child, her daddy or uncle is an idiot.

    • Eire MC

      It's not her Dad or uncle. She wouldn't be attacking them!

    • torc

      go bubble wrap your own kids! dont judge others for having fun!

      • beasty

        I just think the video is stupid and I'm easily amused.

  • Don

    2.27 ill never get back congrats to the cute little girl for not kicking him in the nuts for being stupid

  • KUJhawkLaw

    I thought that was hilarious.

  • not impressed


  • Eder

    Aw. Cute kid.

  • jokerz4fun

    Step one pick nose
    Step two rub booger in eye
    Step three….pink eye

    • _DoC_

      and repeat

  • Buddy

    I laughed pretty hard
    My daughter would never be that calm

  • HUH?

    that looked like a nija, i dont think you can disarm a ninja. i think this was fake.

  • Jesus Christ

    That guy just straight up picked his nose for all the world to see. I don't know whether to laugh or call CPS.

  • IrishInNJ

    SNL already has a Jason Sudeikis

  • last ninja

    he is so dead.

  • Force Kin

    How old is this one. Come on chive youll be shutting the site down n printing flyers next

  • dedubs

    "You've seen this in action movies for a reason; it works." LOL

  • Bob

    Thats the comic Jack Vale

  • Jo Mama

    This was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Bruce

    The chive, where old is new again (again and again and again…)

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