I wish they weren’t, but these things are all just too true (40 Photos)

  • StarboardEngine

    Best comic strip ever.

    • lefty7

      damn straight.

    • Bwad

      Totally is my favorite too. I got the 24.5lb box set. This was a huge part of my childhood. Glad to see someone else here appreciates it.

    • Brandon

      Hell yes it is.

    • Ghettoblaster

      Calvin and Hobbes is in the running for best anything ever.

    • Kato

      Bill Waterson is a living saint.

  • Hrdwood

    #17 That shit's not funny…

    • EatABearToday

      No, but it was a little runny.

    • Marc

      It's a real pain in the ass

      • Hrdwood

        Your humor is really on the skids, Marc…

        • WileEOne

          I see what you did there…

    • M-dub

      That's why I'm here right now!

    • A bit of shame

      Honestly, I do this more frequently than one should…

  • WindyCityKid13

    #4 True fuckin story

  • bob_the_cook

    #11 is now my standard answer for when people ask WTF?

    • Owen Smithers

      And sadly they vote. "Free stuff good. Guns bad. No need to think any further".

      • McBeastie666

        ugh…go piss up a rope. elections over, can we leave it out of the comments section please.

        • Owen Smithers

          There will be more (probably). We need to start thinking a little more logically.

        • soundsright

          No, you go piss up a rope. Just because there is no election going on doesnt mean that he's not right. The stupid are breeding exponentially, and they're voting democrat.

          • McBeastie666

            Over half of America are democrats. Oversimplification of the issues such as you and Owen are demonstrating are the real problem and the real stupidity.
            Now…rope, you, piss up it.

            • soundsright

              What does the number of democrats have to do with their intelligence? Sometimes issues ARE simple, as much as you'd like to make them about something they're not. It's doublespeak garbage that folks like you peddle that ropes in whatever semi-intelligent people you can find to join your cause. Keep your rope.

              • McBeastie666

                The number of Americans…you're fellow countrymen you jackass. You're calling half of the country stupid and then telling me that's NOT oversimplification? What's doublespeak about saying things aren't as black and white as what side of the aisle a politician is on? You think party affiliation determines wether a person is good or bad? You are a simpleton.

                • Owen Smithers

                  The D or the R doesn't matter. What matters is when ignorant people (not bad necessarily, just ignorant) are used as tools in their own slow but steady decline into servitude by a tyrannical government.
                  Sure they get free stuff and are willing to give up some of the rights and freedoms for a little security, but at what expense? And is it OK that their vote to give those things away, necessarily takes those rights from others?
                  We're lacking a sense of personal responsibility, and gov't largess only feeds the problem.

            • Frank

              You think over half of America is Democrat?

              I know you have a tendency to exaggerate when you are arguing a point, but you really think over half of America are Democrats?

              You realize only half of ELIGIBLE voters in the country even vote, and that close to Half of those people voted Republican.

              I'm sure a democrat would like to thin that, but reality I'm afraid does not support it.

              • McBeastie666

                ah jesus…you know…just……..enough. the point always gets missed….

    • true story

      Can anyone legitimately answer why stupid people would have more kids?

      • Owen Smithers

        Cuz it's easy. And subsidized by other, more responsible people. You're welcome…only not really.

        • sean

          They are more apt to be tricked into thinking some celestial being actually cares if you hump w/ a hat on.

        • Frank

          Having kids is easy.
          Raising good kids, not so much.

          Most people that don't have kids just don't want responsibility. Then they buy a dog and pretend it's a kid.

      • holyshit

        they aren't smart enough to see into the future the consequences

  • jmonster

    #40 Monday wouldn't be so bad if you just lifted that shirt a bit

  • Mac


    And that is why I carry a gun everywhere I go…MERICA!

    • z0phi3l

      If more people realized this our crime rates would drop as more people pable of defending themselves instead of dying waiting on the cops

  • Telephone Man

    #40. Amen.

  • Dave

    #39 and everyone thinks I peed myself

    • Zach

      ..So I wash my hands and wipe them on my pants to make it look like I didn't pee myself..

    • SpoonMan

      Someone is seriously ill that they ruined their $50 shot.

  • tits

    #33- *cough* ASA HOPE *cough* 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams *cough*

    • derp.

      IMDB doesn't give you the goods like a search on google images or google video

  • DannoTheManno88

    #38 There will be downvotes just for bringing this one into the comments

  • sfb101

    #3, #4 Yep
    #9 True story
    #15 That's just fuckin great! Thanks

    • DDD

      Take some roids like Usain and you could get up faster…

  • WannaBeNAVYbutMechE

    #1 Calvin and Hobbes!!! Timeless!

  • cait

    #2 this penguin is like my life story, they get it right every time

  • AnItalianChiver

    #17 Bidet, not even once

    • Inspector Gadget

      Only place I've used one is in Spain and it was amazing.

    • titsburgh feelers

      Must be nice that every time you shit there happens to be a bidet. They are, however, one of the best inventions ever created in the history of man.

  • Justin Cider

    #32 me too!

    • Seriously!?!

      I B can't spell, like the schmuck that put together #23

  • Josh

    #29 time spent in the shower winning imaginary fights against your girlfriend…100%

  • crustybubblechunks

    #30 Even though I knew how to spell beautiful before Bruce Almighty, I still say 'b-e-a-utiful'

  • Meh


    What the fuck ever. We are not that different.


    • Owen Smithers

      Canada can be that way BECAUSE of America. Who's gonna mess with Canada when America is their neighbor? You're welcome!

    • thom

      Don't bring statistics and rational thought into hating America! What would the America haters do if they had to use their brains!?!?

    • CanadianMedic

      You had me until they posted that out of 100000 Canadians 92560 had drug offenses?

      • Meh

        Maybe that is because your country is so lame that they have to get high all day…

        • Kzo

          And the same guy said "What the fuck ever. We are not that different". Only when it suits you.

        • konovoloff

          good one bro

    • Tony

      Not even close to the real statistics. For all normal crimes like drugs and stuff like that Canada and US are pretty well equal, but Assaults with deadly weapons and murders are extremely higher. In newyork there are more murders a year than in all of Canada

      • Meh

        There are two reasons for that. 1. There are shit loads of people in NY. 2. They took all the guns from the good people.

        • randomperson32

          Who took guns from "good people" .. wtf are u talking about?

        • Tony

          There are less people in New York than there is in all of Canada by alot. there is roughly a 28 million person difference.

    • opx

      lol, canada

      • Canadian

        U mad?

  • MonkeyMadness

    #11 After watching Idiocracy, this theory is really starting to scare me.

    • DDD

      And google and other search engines makes studying and research almost obsolete

    • Ethan

      If it makes you feel better, that's complete and utter bullshit. IQ tests results have increased dramatically over the years: http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2001/04/22/

  • maxchiver

    #1 i have found two people that hate Calvin & Hobbes and i am related to them. I will divorcing my wife and disowning my mother ASAP.

  • Ryan

    #30 I don't understand

  • tv_paul

    #29 Are you sure you didn't mix the green & the pink color keys up?

    • Cain

      This obviously represents a person WITHOUT a waterproof cell phone case…….

    • Hrdwood

      you raise a valid point… It's gotten so bad that every time it rains, I get excited.

      • tv_paul

        I think they made a movie about that called "Hard Rain".

  • NIC_noK

    #30 Sooooo true. B.E.A…utiful.

    • maxi268

      without a doubt! everytime i try spelling it out i see jimmy boy saying it. over and over!

  • LeO

    I love you ❤

  • Pat_Bateman1

    #26 it would prob look on in envy

    • Genie

      stay in school.

      • Pat_Bateman1

        Sweetheart, I think I'm good.

        • Django

          She was responding to the image, I think.

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