I wish they weren’t, but these things are all just too true (40 Photos)

  • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

    #40 yes, yes it is!

  • paulhitchcock

    #28 Says the guy who left John Belushi to die of a drug overdose…alone.

    • BTK

      Wtf chive I can't post a comment proving that Robin Williams and Robert De Nero didnt leave belushi to die alone? That's some bullshit. When both actors left, John was with other people including Catherine Smith who injected him with the speedball that killed him. Check your facts dude.

  • misschris

    #5 CVS is the worst offender of this nonsense!

    • Pat

      You read my mind. CVS was the first thing I thought of when I saw this!

  • sean

    The green slice was more like 25% in my high school years. Not sure if I'm losing my sex drive or if it's b/c I just don't have access to such a variety of stimulation anymore.

    • josh

      you do realize im a complete stranger right?

  • gingergreek

    OMFG It's all true (apart from jacking it in the shower *shudders*

  • Burn4Me

    #40 And if it's Monday you should be showing more gap

  • Ghettoblaster

    #26 If you're too big of a pussy to fight off a rake-wielding would-be murderer, you don't deserve help.

  • Macro

    #33 So fucking true.

  • matt

    #29 YYAAAAAAYYYYYYY So happy I'm not the only one

  • curmudgeon

    #5 #17 Again???

  • namestim

    #30…every time.

  • unsatisfied

    #3 Where the f**k are you getting a snickers bar for $.60??

    • unsatisfied

      goddamn it. #5

  • Slimey

    My daughter is doing her FIRST Jump-A-Thon … Any Chivers out there care to help her out? http://jumpmaa.kintera.org/alexysyoon

  • Fcastle

    #20 Then it's not America.

  • Kimbo

    #12 Ironic cause he's Asian.

  • titsburgh feelers

    #17- it's called an R-Dub. Or a re-wipe. A necessity when experiencing IBS(itchy butthole syndrome).

  • FuWangaDoo


    I hate shit like this. And I'm a Canadian. Any Canadian who would wear something like this or spout anti-American bullshit is a douche.

  • alden

    #30 so true!! Glad I'm not the only one

  • Canucks_Rule

    #39 – think i woulda learned my lesson all these years… nope.

  • Kato

    #6 I didn't know Kinder Surprise is illegal in USA. Wierd. Oh well… more Kinder Surprise for me!

  • Ethan
    • JinGJ

      You went to a government page to get "facts"? I'm laughing hysterically right now.

  • Bren

    can't get over #25…. happens every time.

  • LBF 4 ever

    kool finish

  • Klaus

    I don't get #39…anyone??

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