The world perfectly timed like I like (44 Photos)

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  • Moose

    #44…oof, kidney stones.

    • Confused

      What is going on in this picture?

      • jawbone

        Someone is jumping feet first into the water. The pic caught it halfway. I don't know what the fucking moronic comment about kidney stones is regarding.

  • sfb101

    #2 Badass
    #6 Way too funny
    #17 & #27 Awesome!

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  • acupofjoe

    WTF? #42

    • Jesus Christ

      It's super hard to notice since their fur color is exactly the same but the one with the ball in its mouth is coming in from the right of the picture.

    • steve


      • Cohaagen

        Scumbag beat me to it. I'm off to start the reactor

  • Hrdwood

    #24 How do hot girls like these two end up with these DBags?????

    • randomperson32

      Big thingies

      • Anonymous

        Yeah that looks to be a wedding and they got thr groom drunk like they were supposed to. I don't see any DBaggery afoot.

    • Haskell

      please explain to me how you can judge 2 persons according to 1 photo?

      • Rahm Emanuel

        I don't need even 1 photo to be judgmental, but it is helpful…and with hair like that, I vote D-bags all the way.

      • MylesofStyles

        Professor Hrdwood is world renown for his work in the field of Douchebaggery Detection. His book, "You Put the 'U' in Douche" was a New York Times Best Seller.

        • Hrdwood

          Thanks for the recognition. I'm using your endorsement at my next book signing…

    • FunKiller

      Social status, daddy's money.

      • Hrdwood

        Good point… on a different subject, it's funny how people make the same kind of face whether they're spilling alcohol or having sex…

        • FunKiller

          Either way, they're spilling something!

    • Anonymiss

      Yes, looks, money, social status etc… all matter to a lot of women but confidence is sexy in any man. Trust me on this.

      • Jim

        Unless he's ugly…

  • LeO

    I said jump in the water and he decided to fly in with style

  • echogeo

    They're still not impressed dude.

  • echogeo

    The blonde looks very promising…

  • Craig

    My old platoon. TOW on a wire!

    • Jesus Christ

      What's a TOW? Is it a warhead being fired?

      • Empty-V

        "Tube-launched, Optically-tracked, Wire command data link, guided missile"

        • Jesus Christ

          So basically it's just a fuck you up from long distance missile.

  • echogeo

    Someone is enjoying the surprise butt sex a little too much.

  • GatOner

    #25 That would be amazing.

  • Trolololo

    Not understanding how some comments constitute a down vote. Down vote this one fuckers! *flips bird*

  • bob

    #2 – This is not timing. You leave your shutter open and use the lightening as a flash. Now having a strike that close is lucky but that's just location. Sorry to be technical but for those of you that have a manual camera this is a fun thing to do. wait for a thunderstorm and use the natural light

    • r00s7a

      How is this not timing? Whether or not it is done manually is irrelevant. Your argument is invalid.

      • Chris

        It's "sit and wait for lightning to hit then close the shutter," not "snap the picture at exactly the right moment." The argument is valid.

  • Wildcat

    #4 … yes

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  • boob_cuddler

    #25 is awesome.

  • Gallus

    #11 – Oh, well. So it goes. You can dress them up, but you can't take them anywhere.

    • sean

      They're in a movie theater, not out to dinner at the ritz.

    • Goober

      Love the side boob Selena!

  • @FL_Chiver

    #40 takes the cake

    • mynameis

      Now that's one hell of a doobie! Puff puff pass your fuck!n up the rotation!

  • DannoTheManno88

    #23 We landed on the moon!

  • AnItalianChiver

    #34 I got serious problems with Nicholas Cage. I see him everywhere, even in this photo.. :(

    • MonkeyMadness

      On the right? I thought the guy on the left was Simon Helberg.

  • tv_paul

    #34 Looking at this guy I suspect the girl is a beard even when she's not jumping.

  • jim thorton

    funny photo for sure, but kind of a dick move by the owner letting the dog do that.

    • OhioChiver

      I assume the dog thought it was a picture of Al Gore.

  • Brandon

    #29 Yet another poor moment in football for Mark Hughes

    • sean

      SMH, C'est Arsene Wenger… aka the Professor and Manager of Arsenal FC.

      • mattythegooch

        aka the horrible decision maker for the Gunners.

        • Big Poppa

          idiots don't you know Arsene calls his wang Mark Hughes,

  • Euroranger

    #18 and #35 should have followed one another…maybe with the second one reversed.

    …for the whole feng shui of the gallery and all.

  • tv_paul

    #35 Dude, stop firing RPGs I'm trying to take a leak here.

  • Doctor Icetea

    An image from Sin City 2?

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