You’re doing it wrong (30 Photos)

  • varsityslc

    # 17 FTW!

    • TheAssMan

      You're doing it wrong!

    • :DDD

      let me help you:


    • Rex Holes

      #9 shes doing the best way she can. don't be a douche chive

  • Carl


  • tom foolery

    #1 Napoleon Dynamite?

  • TheAssMan

    #1 Why is The Situation signing Capt' America swag???

    • Tava

      For a minute I was worried that I didn't know who was signing the shield. Not any more.

    • Sandman

      Don't call it swag. That's gay.

      • Jesus Christ

        Swag used to stand for Secretly We Are Gay as a code for anal penetration. So yes, it is gay.

    • KBCool

      "Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a samurai sword?"
      "Cause I bumped into him and all I had on me was this samurai sword… And you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph, Right?"

    • Billy Bruce Bailey

      He's a narcissistic asshole who's proud of how stupid he is and got rich by treating people like shit, working out and spreading VD, how is he not Captain America?

      • Notknowing

        'Merica, fuck yeah!

    • drifter

      Why is the `situation` signing ANYTHING ?….

  • Da Nig nagga

    Is that Andrew Luck?

    • Naggin


    • PankyHams

      Dont you EVER compare Andrew Luck to that steaming pile of Douche…

      • jimbo

        he's talking about the fruitcake getting it signed. it actually looks a lot like him.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #22 Can't afford Uhaul huh?

    • Johnny Buckets

      Anyone who does that in a Lambo is OK in my book.

  • tv_paul

    #4 Six pack ,six pack, six pack six pack, yeah.

  • AnItalianChiver

    #17 a well known problem and actually pretty sad… Not even funny..

    • Idk

      What's funny is the ad placement below the 1-4 women will be beaten. "Keep him in fighting shape" come on.

      • AnItalianChiver

        Yeah I know 😉 it was my thought about this problem.. 110+ murdered women in 2012, here in Italy. I'm just sick of these little men.

        • Courtesy Flush

          I know 4 Italian's and all have been busted for domestic violence. What's wrong people.

          • Notknowing

            Ummmm, they're Itallian?

    • Frank

      Something to consider next time you hear someone like Piers Morgan talking about how they solved their crime problem by giving up their rights.

      Britain: The most violent country in Europe.

      • AnItalianChiver

        Frank.. This is a particular comment board.. We are not allowed to talk about important issues, problems afflicting this beautiful world (I mean, never allowed). The only things that counts are toes, asses and tits 24h24h 7d7d in a zombie-like behavior… I'm getting used to it.

        Look at the amount of down votes..

      • Llew

        hey hey hey.. don't go throwing Piers Morgan back in our faces, we hated him long before you even knew who he was!!

        Also you know that comparative international statistics are basically bollocks right? because different countries define violent crime in different ways..

  • via

    That awkward moment when I'm looking at #14 while doing the exact same thing.

    • Rick


    • Say Ambular

      I think we've all been there at least once!

    • Crackajack

      The people that thumbs downed this have never had kids.

  • crustybubblechunks

    #29 Was 75 just a random number, or was Notblack 1-74 already taken?

  • tonguefoomaster

    #1 maybe he wanted captain herpes autograph, dont judge

  • DannoTheManno88

    #19 The one on the right will suffer burns from the exhaust. OUCH!

  • Murph1908


    Enough already!

    • LeO

      No shit! This makes me become the hulk

    • jamie

      Come on Chive ….The people have spoken!! Stop putting this picture up every damn day!! Stop it or Mac gets punched in the throat !!

  • Jojo

    I can't quite put my finger on it, but #27 reminds me of congress for some reason. Weird right?

  • irishfan#5

    #15 and #19 kids in danger just isnt funny.

  • Roger

    #1 "why do you have Randy Jackson's signature on a martial arts weapon?" – Step Brothers

    • Guest

      Cause I bumped into him and all I had on me was this samurai sword… And you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph, Right?…. I would have done the same exact thing… Great line!

  • Guest

    #28 ASPCA approved

    • matt

      Mitt Romney

    • Chicago

      No but seriously that's kind of sad.

  • mongoose5271

    #1 About as wrong as it gets right there…

  • louistulley

    #19 Glad Pee Wee found his bike

    • Hrdwood

      It's a shame he hasn't found his career yet…

  • NIC_noK

    #23 should end well.

    • JayROCK

      The guy in the middle has his eyes closed… cause that's going to help

  • dom

    #30 cas from supernatural

    • superlambchops

      I'm a falen angel and look how many fucks I give.

  • RustyxTrombone

    #4 that's kinda right!!

  • CallMeMaybe

    #3 Asshat?

    • MonkeyMadness

      That's Paula.

  • LeO

    In time for the superbowl

  • bigcityreem

    #22 All the money spent on the Lambo and they can't afford delivery service or to rent a van?

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