Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

This is why I have a short tow rope in my Jeep. Towed so many of these arse wipes, and left them in the middle of the car park. So satisfying.

I couldn't care less if they're handicapped, I'm all for this.

Beemer drivers….the most selfish cunts on the road

handicapped are allowed to park like this anywhere in the world

I miss my old POS car. I'd park inches from people's drivers side door if they did that. Fuck these assholes.

Bitch

What? No one got the Dr. Weird reference? I'm the only one?

Said no cat ever

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

you obviously know nothing of feline physics

Reminds me of one of the greatest Family Guy jokes of all time.

This happened right outside my neighborhood! So glad to see my town on the chive!

What is with car companies smashing sports/exotic car designs with regular sudans… it never looks good… so ridiculously ugly…

I reckon she's blackmailing him.

commissioned to be built without brakes, is what they left out.

the wagon is standard ferrari model now. the only thing that makes it special is their choice of interior color/trim/piping and an engraved plate. Same as the Astons, hardest damn things to sell once they are engraved with some ones name on it.

thats what I'm always thinking.

Damn girl your titty.

You gotta shake that bitch harder

I was thinking, "if only he gave her one good shake…"

So it's not a gif? Wow I just wasted alot of time.

You're* doing it wrong.

Holy shit, someone finally quoted that correctly!

Oh I don't know. Perhaps he knows his neighbor? Maybe they've had a beer together before?

You can't buy beer with cash?

Having his house burn down doesn't push him off the wagon, and losing his dog doesn't push him off the wagon, but getting a $25 gift certificate does? That's the stupidest thing I've read today.

The guy tried to do something nice for his neighbor; I don't understand why people have to shit on every act of kindness under the pretense that it somehow ruin's the recipient's life.

Glad to see whoever did this gif knows that God is, indeed, a black cat.

Yeah….except most of them are just rehashed Chuck Norris Facts.

sorry for hijacking your comment – has anyone else been having trouble posting comments or the site taking too long too load?

Yeah, me too. But I still would!

#9 Find her!
Though she does look a lot like a girl I used to know from Sacramento named Shoshana…
And for any douches out there: I know I can use google images. I'm just stressing the point that she's hot, m'kay? Plus, google images doesn't always work.