Get low, get dirty, and have yourself a good time (35 Photos)

  • ralph

    my cats breath smells like cat food

    • <MARKLAR>

      It taste like burning

      • heywood jablowme

        thats unpossible.

    • Gentleman Bastard

      will you open my milk, mommy ?

    • Spelling Police

      Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

    • Daith_Lee

      I Choo-Choo-Choose You!

      • GOB

        What's a battle?

    • Stinky Dog

      The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there.

    • smallchinaman

      I bent my Wookie

      • UhHuh

        ^^there it is, I knew somebody would say it.

    • Yellowfever

      if your nose starts bleeding it just means you're picking it too much… or not enough. i forget

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #35 I hate douchebag couples like that

    • lat297

      It's even worse when they bring a girl along

    • crustybubblechunks

      I especially love it when they only converse with each other and forget that you're still sitting there awkwardly twiddling your thumbs

  • AnItalianChiver

    #12 yesss n times… Heaven

    • Charlie

      Sasha Grey

    • mikeraw

      Such a dirty, dirty human being. Nerds love her for some reason.

      • SOhioChiver

        Have you seen what she can do with a cock (or three)?

    • AnItalianChiver

      Humm I googled her… Ohhh never mind… She's cute and talented, apparently.

    • NothingToSeeHere

      The then proceeded to put the entire drum kit up her twat…

      • nmChiver

        WRONG!! she then proceeded to stuff the entire drum kit in her mouth… Would be correct.

    • Mouchettepas

      Surpsised the drum stool didn't disappear.

  • jeffie

    # 30 YES

    • SOhioChiver


  • Krupa_Troopa

    #21 Rumpman

    • RealZoo


  • N8orius

    #11 So much awesomeness in one GIF

    • Andy

      That's why if they kill him off….I won't watch anymore.

    • Me.

      Better keep Glen too…

    • Jen

      i would SO give it to him.

      • Joe

        Me too and I'm stright.

  • MattKL

    #2 You're doing it wrong.

    • Zaedrus

      Taylor Vixen?

  • maboze1x

    #2 Hello! Yes, this is dick. 🙂

    • Stronglikebull

      Yes this is Richard Dong

      • Lil' Johnny

        Sorry, Dong Number…

  • The Shift

    #1 When Michelle checks the Chive he will get his 1st presidential dick punch

    • Moose

      Is it just me or is Boehner making a "Dat Ass" Face?

    • Michelle Obama

      Wouldn't be his first

    • firstbeach

      Biden isn't even subtle about it.

    • Lboogie13

      Scalia is like "Holy shit. I gotta stop looking."

  • RealZoo

    #34 R. Kelly is at it again…

  • DanielEvans2007

    #19 Who the hell is she? Find her now.

  • whyme1973

    #4 Deal. Can we invite #19?

  • Rich

    #8 is a bit off, the brain should be closer to blue

    • sean

      Also, the woman's heart should be on the left side of her chest.

      • Tonmi

        The picture is clearly taken from the back. But you probably realized that by now. And yes, I understand it's not genuine. The point still stands.

  • ChrisDG74

    #11 – Yeah, I'd have to smack her ass too.

  • Irwin

    #14 that's a technique of Kakashi Sensei —-> One Thousand Years of Death

    • FoolOfATook

      Glad I'm not the only one that recognized it!

      • Daith_Lee

        I saw it on my phone and I couldn't wait to park the car and comment on this, lol.

    • janus

      oh the naruto references, respect just went over 9000 😉 thought i'd add some bdz lol

      • darkohanzo

        Yea I had to make sure someone else posted this before I did. Im glad im not the only complete geek

    • Anomanom

      Hiden Taijutsu Ougi: Sennen Goroshi

    • Jesus Christ

      Damn it you beat me to it.

    • sony

      thanks for reminding bro

  • Richardwhiskey

    I bet she would.. She looks like the type that would sell out

    • inkman

      She is just really Hating on Lyndon B Johnson, I am sorry Mr. President that bitch cray

  • jasonB

    A group of assholes staring at an ass.

    • goforth

      Are you on the FalFiles?

    • angryprof13

      boehner specifically!

  • Guest


    • Yuppp

      Care to explain why?

  • crazydog

    #5 take your ghetto ass to home depot and buy another vent register

    • Iceman2509

      I agree, you can't really blame the dog for this one.

      • Inspector Gadget

        Unless it was liquid dog poo. Then continue crying in the corner.

    • Leeks

      Perhaps they took it off to clean the shit out…

  • orangewhip

    #19 this is a "FIND HER" for MONDAY.

  • earl

    #10 looks like they want some tyrannosaurus sex

  • Loon

    #21 Dat Ass

  • coop

    #12 You know exactly where those drumsticks are going to go

    • 3arc

      Up your ass?

  • SOhioChiver

    #12 Sasha Gray is awesome!

    • Courtesy Flush

      Ahhh I knew I recognized her. So use to her having 2 black sticks in her hand.

  • irishfan#5

    #7 Boston ROCKS!

    • Gonz

      That fat pig is just mad cuz Tammy Brady and the rest oh her Patsies can't get a ring without cheating.

      • bda_buzz

        oh…. I get it. You made a joke about Tom Brady by changing his name to Tammy Brady. And instead of calling them the Patriots you called them Patsies because they cheat…. Of course we all know that patsies are those who have been cheated, not the cheaters. Good zing! Plus, LBJ plays an ENTIRELY different sport than Tammy. Good zing. good zing.

    • TrueStory

      No…no it doesn't.

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