Hot Right Now: Glitter boobs are here to outshine your puny glitter buns (30 Photos)

It might’ve been the 80’s, but the cleavage was always the same (30 Photos)

List via Coedmagazine

List via Coedmagazine

  • FatMarc

    #1 and #2 always favourites!!

  • TommyB

    And ALL before the days of augmentation! All the real deal gorgeous! Thanks CHIVE for the reminder.

  • Jon

    #22 It's hard to imagine a better looking blonde. #23 It's hard to imagine a better looking brunette.

  • Jon

    Damn. I meant #23 and #24 , respectively.

  • Greg

    #24 I don't know what it is, but I've always had a things for Phoebe Cates.

  • SOhioChiver

    #21 why did a floppy titt'd porn star get included with all these notably beautiful women?

    • hev

      I'm sure the last 30 years have been kind to their floppiness.

  • irishfan#5

    Young Heather Locklear yum. #23

  • jmonster

    #3 Always have loved Elle. I think I lost my masturbation virginity to this pic.

  • ImpressMe

    #5 Seriously hotter than this picture…you gotta show the eyes!! She has thee most amazing eyes……

  • casperlicious

    #21 Old school porno!

    • Plurp

      My all time favorite.

  • HobokenGuy

    I still have the #4 poster in a closet somewhere. Heather Thomas was THE 80s blonde. However Loni — #15– was the girl my 14 year old mind thought was perfect.

  • blue_bronco

    Before she turned into a dude

    • Fish

      Before the alcohol got the best of her

  • B-to-the-H

    #8, #18, #23 – Still would to this day.

  • Canucks_Rule

    #24 – am still infatuated with the 80's version of her. lol.

  • e pluribus unum

    #14 fun fact- you can't find her penthouse issue anywhere legit now– it had a pictorial of Traci Lords in it and she was underaged at the time- so Miss America's penthouse edition also had child porn in it as well.

    But V.W. is still hot

    • Fish

      And so is Tracy Lords

  • guest

    #2 and #6 – all time favorites!

  • Kilolikesemnatural

    Those were the days. Not 1 pair of fake boobs! Keep it up Chive! DOWN WITH PLASTIC!!!!!!

  • Average John

    #4 Wow!! I spent many "alone time" moments with this exact poster as a young teenager…..

  • raaaage

    no jennifer anistan? no ? no? no boobs?

    • Tarkus

      (she's 90s – not 80s)

  • Crimson K-9

    * sigh * Memories….

  • raaaage

    veronica moser

  • Fish

    The decade before all the Plastic Surgery disasters. Most of these women should have left their faces alone! Would still be beautiful today

  • Irishman

    Many a childhood faps to these.

  • Dbar

    #19 she was always my freebie from the wife.
    Stil she is sexy

  • bignewf

    Every woman i ever masturbated to as a child is in this album…….excuse me while i excuse myself

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