What the fuuuuu (32 Photos)

  • OhioChiver

    #11 You really have to work for those Burger King coupons nowadays.

    • Wildcat

      Burger King of the Jews…..BAM

  • Uncertain

    #10 – maybe i'm new here, but what does "cleaning a fish" mean

    • Derek

      Guttin it

    • Peh

      Preparing it for dindin, basically. Gutting/De-boning

    • cooktiludrop

      Take a live freshly caught fish and cut off all the skin and/or scales and file the meat off the bones. Hopefully you have mercy on the fish and cut the head off first.

      • cooktiludrop

        I meant filet, not file

        • CanadianMedic

          I was thinking wow this guy really wants to get the most out of the fish he catches

    • RAC

      By new here, you mean planet earth? How could anybody not know what "cleaning a fish" means. Oh, I know, another mega city urbanite raised by a single mom. I weep for this country.

      • Craigery

        I weep for this country too, but it's because of assholes like you, RAC.

        • Randyman

          Seriously man take a fucking deep breath or something- not everyone is fortunate enough to have gone fishing in their lifetime- doesn't make them ignorant…

          • AMJ

            Actually, not knowing about something pretty much sums up ignorant in a nut shell

          • 0CanadianBacon0

            That said, just because someone hasn't done something doesn't mean they shouldn't know about it… That and I'd probably google it first before commenting on the chive where you know you'll probably take some shit

      • Chicago

        what is wrong with you buddy…

        My mom did a hell of a job with me and I know many other single moms who were brave enough to leave a bad situation to make their children's lives better.

        I weep for people like you. People that make ignorant comments with absolutely zero basis. Please wake up.

  • Calgary Chive

    #1 Where is that? Stomach? Gross ..

    • Nincompoop

      It's actually a tattoo (poor quality) of a painting by Salvador Dali called "Freud's Perverse Polymorph". I have a collage of Dali and M.C. Escher paintings tattooed on my right chest. I'll get some pictures to the chive and see if they'll post them…

      • Geezer

        Lucky us!!!! YAY!!!

    • Jonathan

      It appears to be on his filled ass crack.

    • TRule

      I unfortunately know this guy and was there when he got this tattoo.. The story was he was went to prison because someone rated on him. He wanted the world to know that a small "gerber" baby can take care of a rat. meaning he was going to be killed….. the tattoo was also free

      • TRule

        Ratted* and if you google gerber baby and look at the hand drawn picture it looks more like that baby then the
        "Salvador Dali called "Freud's Perverse Polymorph"

        ^ he doesn't know what he's talking about

        • Punchy B

          Hahaha. Bust. Learn how to spell fool!

  • http://twitter.com/DLundberg_ @DLundberg_

    #23 Cape Town, South Africa! miss that place!

    • ThePatriot

      not right now you don't all kinds of riots and shit

    • spencer bullard

      Only riots if u live 2hrs away in afrikanner winelands, cape town is still awesome. This piece is a reflection on how American culture is affecting africa, plis lsd

  • sfb101

    #11 Bears the cross of fast food
    #12 Buck-buck gone bad
    #18 Great, Rosebud!
    #25 Now that's a horse mask.

  • jmonster

    #4 nothing like getting head at 30,000 feet!

    • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

      30,000 feet? Hell, it's not like I'd get all offended if we were still taxiing for takeoff…

  • SoCalChiver

    #13… Is James Franco finally coming out of the closet?

    • bekkison

      Ooooooh! You touch my tra la laaaa! My ding ding dong!

  • davey boy

    typical day in 'merica…..nothing to see here. move along.

    • thomas

      I see about six different countrys here Davey girl

      • its_BACON

        Not real observant, is he..


    #32 African Celebrities adopting white kids from the US?

    • Shawn

      idk what's going on but she must be found.

      • slicky

        I agree. Moar and more Black is Beautiful galleries!

    • Eric

      HA! You just won The Internet…

      • fredbo

        yes lawd

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    This is the first true Russian Mail Order pic I've seen on here.

  • jim thorton

    had me rollin

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      What in the fuck is going on here

      • DrFunkenstein

        Sigourney Weaver reproduction prop for one of the Alien movies I bet

  • @<(: / )

    #25 I don't want to wear my horse mask anymore

  • JustSayin'

    #31 Umm…What the hell is that?

    • dirtysteve99

      Real Doll: Sigourney Weaver edition?

      • Ned Flanders

        You know that someone has had sex with that thing. And I mean Sigourney Weaver.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      I thought it was Sigourney Weaver at first.

  • dirtysteve99

    Yes, the love of a rich white girl for her homosexual accessory friend.

    • Craigery

      Yeah, she's obviously rich. You can tell because… ?

  • Ashley

    #31 some kind of sex doll that looks like sigourney weaver?

  • TheVanityScore

    #4 wish my girl was that down

    • nyclipper72

      She most likely is that down, shame you are not man enough to get it out of her.

      • TheVanityScore

        in the bedroom that stuff isnt a problem, but giving everyone on a plane a front row seat to a bj may be a whole different thing. but your right its worth a try. thanks for the inspiration clipper

  • YOYO

    There is nothing wrong with #13…that mullet is sick!!!

  • Stick

    Would shit pants and die upon seeing those two.

  • RooFeeOOO

    #31 Ya…the face would be the last thing i squeeze if I had one.

  • Shabooms

    #15 What the hell is Niki Minaj doing on the chive!

    • Randyman

      Awwwwwwwww SNAP Well played, Sir.

    • Yuppp

      Niki Minaj and Kloe Kardashian.

    • Mr. Eff

      Exactly what I thought. Only difference is the people in these pictures are attractive.

  • Craigery

    #2 It's gotta be Russia.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    The Pink Flamingos

    • Fish

      The Pink Flaming Dingos

    • moragami

      The San Fransisco chapter of the NRA?

      • soundsright

        Third streets Saints in full effect!!!

        • Derpy sheep


  • AnItalianChiver

    #30 Noooooooo Justin Timberlake… Why?! Tell us, why?!

  • tv_paul

    #16 Hey lady , want to honk my horn!

  • rhodytarheel

    #27 Creeeppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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