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January 30, 2013 |
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cheeseburgers: the cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast
Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese
"I knew you couldn't resist my shit! I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got the burgers that'll… I just got burgers."
He is practically a vegetarian.
#1 shit, Id still be a virgin…
The crazy ones do more stuff
yea thats tough advice to follow. less crazy=more boring, unfortunatly
Not my ex. Ended up crazier than a shit-house bat and got more and more boring as she got more nuts…and by boring I mean in everything she did!
Everyone would be crazy. The only way anyone would ever have sex is to find people who have exactly the same level of craziness as you (and how likely is that?). If there's any difference then it wouldn't work.
Exactly. All my girlfriends with my wiener.
And sometimes in the back if they're drunk enough…
I dont know why that was thumbed down… Thats hilarious!
#8 how I live my life.
Amen to that brotha.
#15 I do love Shark Week
#20 Wish I had known this when I was 21…
got that herp?
the gift that just keeps ooooonnnnnnn givin'…
#22 I really want to say it to some girls i know!
I just sent this to my wife.
I'm not sure if #22 is a good thing or a bad thing…
either they masturbate to you (which MAY be OK if the person doing it is hot)
they masturbate because you can only last 15 seconds in bed…
#1 Well I don't sleep with them afterwards…
#10 Good to know
#17 My life story
#20 Too late!
#1 I'll just sleep with myself
Devil Vagina Magic – must be cause it ain't the smell.
Just because the crack whores you pay for sex have smelly vaginas, doesn't mean that all women do.
you can always pull the bow forward…
False. An arrow can be shot using air, i.e. blowgun.
Blow guns shoot darts
#10 What if you hold the arrow still and push the bow away from you?…
Then the bow moves forward and so does the arrow!
Hahaha!! I just found this website and I got to say, I also love how chive stinks, what a nice coincidence!
Go fuck yourself inner city pissant.
Here's my inspirational quote: Follow your dreams. Except the ones where you're naked in public and all your teeth fall out.
Who, damnit? I want names.
well, its an obvious lie in my case. perhaps yours as well.
#23 and the more jobs you will get fired from, cuz nobody want a slacker who doesn't care about the quality of their work.
#10 Or you could just end up sticking out of a guards knee.
#22 Gotta hang your hat on something.
#1 Too bad they don't wear labels!
#27 true friends don't stab you at all. "bromance code"
Make your move…
chives hipsta quotes, grow up in a well off family eh chive? i know for a fact that niqqa jew muda fuka faulkner got evry thing he wanted
That was the least intelligible and confusing post I have read in a long time. What are you talking about? And where did you learn to spell? Are you off your meds?
#20 But I love devil vagina magic! Fuck, it's got me…
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