I love imagining what life could be like if I’d grown up somewhere else (32 Photos)

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    I love imagining what life could be like if I wasn't…


    all the time.

    – Fan testimonial: "Good grief, Paula – that's sick! Just the thought of that makes me want to puke! – NebraskaGuy"

    • Boss hawg outlaw

      I could only imagine if u had a life besides being a dirty tampon on the chive all the fuckin time

    • zimzum

      we all do Paula…….

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #24 Oh Hi there handsome!!1! Care for a free towel? Just smell it…

    (yeah yeah, I'm out of Rohypnol again).

    – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too 😉 – insanely great"

    • Professor Squeegee

      Sounds like mating season will be a few weeks early this year. nookie time~

  • Carlos


  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Posture 101. I remember that class. Mom taught it.


    #1. Awwww illegal cockfights

    • Calvin

      chances are, cockfights are legal where ever this picture was taken

    • Yroc

      The real Pokemon!

    • God

      Looks pretty cruel to me…would love to see a higher more intelligent being tossing these kids around…would be no different

      • lolwut

        shut up you filthy vegen

  • larry

    #13 Do not want to imagine that or go there.

  • crustybubblechunks

    #32 Oh my god that kid's got the cutest, roundest face

    • Nostalgia

      He reminds me of Bomberman and that makes me happy.

    • open minded

      That's called "fat".

    • KBCool

      Looks like the baby in Ice Age

      • sfb101


      • Dydy

        Exactly what I thought. HAHAHAHAHA

  • Christian



  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    "One of these things is not like the other…one of these things just doesn't belong…"

    • I don't know

      Looks like a picture of eminems elementary class in Detroit.

      • DannoTheManno88

        Damn…he went there. Kid Rock's prolly ditchin school again.

    • Jenkins McGee

      I bet he's gonna get his bike stolen.

    • Kyle

      Now you know how black people feel in Iowa.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Jimmy Cagney, The Early Years

  • crustybubblechunks

    #31 Equinsu ocha. I'm fluent in Wachutu.

    • don'tfearthecreeper

      “Let me guess, 'white devil, white devil'?" “Yes! You speak Wachutu?"

  • Canucks_Rule

    #5 – u do math now!!

    • tic

      A cross between Raphael and Donatello?

  • superlambchops

    #8 is pretty. Just imagine how good she'd look with a clean face.

  • Tra La La

    #21 Yeah walking 8 miles to get fresh water is awesome, yeah spend all day "imagining" that. Because when you go to Asia nearly everything smells like shit because as you'll soon find out people shit anywhere. So that's awesome. "Imagining" that all day.
    Being forced to follow one religion is great too, "imagining" that all day tomorrow because I'm so tired and bored of all this freedom. Yeah bring on the hunger too while you're at it, love to imagine the %37 of the planet that's starving. Spend hours just "imagining" what it's like to slowly starve to death for 7 years.
    F**k you Hipster.

    • jim thorton

      damn bro. It is just the Chive. Y so serious?

    • billyboy

      somebody forgot to take their pills this morning.

      • Wal-mart customer

        pissy little bitch pissy! :*

    • tralfaz

      Boy, that escalated quickly.

    • duh


    • duh

      I would also like to throw in that if Americans had to walk to do anything there wouldnt be such an obesity problem.. but i digress… COMMENTING RULES!

    • Jen

      shouldnt you be out volunteering somewhere?

  • tv_paul

    #26 Have you seen this man? He is Ant Hill Harry, alias Baby-Face Finster. Notorious bank robber.

  • TotesAwesome


    It's the kid from Ice Age

  • Greased up deaf guy

    #31 Jimmy's parents regretted enrolling him in Kindergarten in Compton
    #24 L'oreal ….beacause I'm worth it
    #1 Kids playing with Cocks…….. I admit it, that was totally uncalled for.

    • 5Eagles

      The only good part about you post was the name…TRY AND CATCH ME!!!!

  • imdowngetme

    #22 good for them 🙂

    • MooHamEd

      …and this is how you strap the vest to your chest. Don't worry we'll push the button from a remote distance.

    • Pushka

      If only the spoiled brats in our schools would appreciate how lucky they were and how hard some kids have to fight to get an education; their sense of entitlement is unreal.

  • trinbago


    Equinsu Ocha! Equinsu Ocha!

  • Boss hawg outlaw

    #17 ducking traffic sucks today

    • AnItalianChiver

      Or ducking traffic ducks today

    • Notknowing

      All I see is dinner for the month.

    • twd22285

      well done sir!

  • tv_paul

    #5 I guess some people take the term "boarding school" literally.

  • Yak Surfer

    I see quite a few "No Thank You"s but #9 is Awesome.

    • Hara

      Lil kid's all RAWR!!!!

    • Jesse

      Does anyone know what culture? Looks like my friend's son and they're Guamanian.

      • wad

        Native American no idea which tribe but I see them at cultural events.

      • AllanA

        Native American, been to a few Pow Wows, very cool to see their style of dances and outfits

  • I Eats Bacon


  • john fields

    Sad to hear all these stupid comments, I don't think this post was meant for all you idiots!

  • AnItalianChiver

    #1 40$ on the white one

    • Skrewed

      #31 $40 on the Black ones

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