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  • Tim


  • DannoTheManno88

    #14 Find her

    • TomatoTipper

      I don't see whats impressive about her.

    • bigyawns

      yea she's a wild one

    • Courtesy Flush

      I just want to know….WTF is up with the dam lake if you can't swim or play in it ????


        Pollution? Submerged hazards? Toxic runoff from nearby industry? Is it really that hard to imagine why a body of water might be dangerous for swimming?

    • J.M. Chema

      Gorgeous! and silly. Perfect!

    • J.M. Chema

      Hooray! Thats my gf

  • Firstie First


    • Mike


  • TheBAMFinater

    #34 Now you know how it feels.

    • dad

      your mom knows how it feels

      • TheBAMFinater

        Well I didn't spring out of the ground fully formed. So I imagine she does.

        • Nefaarious

          Only Dwarves pop up out of the ground. It is known.

      • YourMom

        I Do??

  • MattKL

    #15 Well there's your problem.

  • Horse Head Mafia

    #18 Horse Head Mafia

  • sfb101

    #20 Nothing to see here.
    #26 Excellent, even if it's one of Maiden's lesser albums

    • Dave

      I disagree. That's one of maidens better albums.

      • Sandman

        I agree. I have all of their albums and Brave New World is definitely one of their best and one of my favorite. Up the Irons!

  • blake

    #34 now you know what shoe shopping feels like

    • Clevelandchick

      Would never ask my husband to go shoe or clothes shopping with me. – he gets bored and I get annoyed. Who wants that baggage? We go to Home Depot, the liquor store together and that's about it.

    • Ryan

      I am replying just so people can leave more thumbs up.

  • Lmao


    Wow super original and hilarious I can hardly contain my laughter.

    • LOL

      I'm replying just so people can leave more thumbs up as well!

      • Simon

        How's that working out?

  • http://twitter.com/Sedfra @Sedfra

    Every one of these are awesome! Just livin on the edge Baby!

  • NorCal420

    #34! Poor Girlfriend… Please contact me when you get a free moment. :)

    • TrueStory

      Why, so you can creep out on her?

      • NorCal420

        Now my cover is blown. back to 4chan

  • tv_paul

    #27 Under her C's,Darling it's better,Down where it's wetter,Take it from me .

    • Hrdwood

      I beg to differ… last time I went down there I got crabs.

      • walt

        Under the water the fish don't stink.

    • lucid_eye

      greatest comment I have read on here in a while. Thanks for not saying go home your drunk, in Russia ……, thank you for being original Paul

  • patrick907

    Unofficial chive meet up Austin Texas e mail me at patbeth123@yahoo.com

    • RSVP +1

      I'll go but only if there will be ZERO chicks there.

      • Courtesy Flush

        That's a given.

    • Kato

      Paddy, the ratio better be even or nobody will attend your fuckfest. Last time I went to a public orgy, it was a 21:3 ratio. Not cool bro!

      P.S. Bring you hot sister. It's time.

    • Stop

      Please post pictures from your pathetic attempt at an unofficial chive meet up. Why would anyone go unless it was a big event ?

    • shirt nonsense

      good for you. do what you want.


      Awesome, brah! Let's get together and bro it up, brohiem! We'll slam some brewskis and talk about which chicks we'd do and how awesome boobs are!

  • nononono

    #31. Omaha Henry Doorly Zoo?

    • Big-O

      This is my kid! cool..

      Cheyenne Mountain Zoo

      • MebbeBebbe

        I love the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo. Feeding the giraffes is still way too much fun.

  • Back to my basement


    I fail, autocorrect wins.

  • kingofthecastle

    #16 zero f***s given

    • slasky

      Im pretty sure he gives several fucks or else he wouldn't be putting out the fire.

  • Not moto

    #28 I can tell that it's winter/fall but still a d*ck move leaving your pet in a vehicle

    • slasky

      I think its more of a dick move this person stood in the way to take a picture instead of just letting him drive out of there.

    • duh

      how do you know someone didn't leave the dog in there for 30 seconds while taking the picture and that was it? way to jump to conclusions there jumpy.

    • Capt Obvious

      My dog would rather come along with me to run errands and wait in the car than he would stay at home by himself – judgmental prick.

    • Craigery

      As long as it's not a warm summer day or freezing cold and it's for a short amount of time, there's nothing wrong with this.

  • mmsavior4


    Is that donald glover?

    • Ian

      I believe so….

      • Taylor

        Does anyone know if he is a chiver?

        • Sean

          I believe so, there was a picture along time ago on here at one of his concerts with a BFM shirt on when they first came out.

    • Dave

      That is Donald Glover. My wife sent me the pic and I thought it was perfect for this category but haven't a clue where she got it.

    • Walt Disney

      No, its gotta be Childish Gambino

    • Sean

      Nah, that's Childish Gambino :P

      • LBarto

        No, it's Troy from Troy and Abed in The Mooooorning

  • brucebruce

    #26. Even a microwaved Maiden album is better than whats on the radio.

    • Jack Meoff

      Maiden is not metal but I get your point.

  • Shovel

    #19 Calgary's Finest

  • http://twitter.com/ThomyGold @ThomyGold

    #1 Childish Gambino, best rapper alive!

    • https://www.facebook.com/michael.m.kappel.5 Mike

      Donald Glover, best comedic actor alive!

      • MXM

        Troy, best friend of Abed alive!

  • Central-Scrutinizer

    #32 Still need a Bigger gun!

    • Yuppp

      Need a flame thrower.

    • Wayne LaPierre

      Watch out, sheeple! President Obamacare wants to take away your assault rifles! THEN how will you defend your family from spiders?

  • Thanks


    That kid is freaking me the fuck out. It looks like a boy with a girl's pigtails. WTFF!!

    • Shawny

      Ya it's photoshop for sure

    • Sully

      Actually, its Boo, from Monster's Inc.

  • John

    why hasn't anybody hacked the KKK's website?

    • Courtesy Flush

      #3 Django is trying to.

      • Jen

        you're gonna hurt that poor little donkey, fat ass!

        • Lars Rommedahl

          It's not a donkey, you ignorant twat, it's a pony!!!

          • Jen

            why do i have to be a twat? here – "you're gonna hurt the PONY!" dick.

    • Anomanom

      Why bother, it won't make them any less stupid. Although the prospect of replacing all the content with black gay porn is amusing.

  • FunKiller

    #25 Austin Powers moment……I hate when that happens!

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