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  • Tim

    😉

  • DannoTheManno88

    #14 Find her

    • bigyawns

      yea she's a wild one

    • TomatoTipper

      I don't see whats impressive about her.

    • Courtesy Flush

      I just want to know….WTF is up with the dam lake if you can't swim or play in it ????

      • TYPICAL CHIVER

        Pollution? Submerged hazards? Toxic runoff from nearby industry? Is it really that hard to imagine why a body of water might be dangerous for swimming?

    • J.M. Chema

      Hooray! Thats my gf

    • J.M. Chema

      Gorgeous! and silly. Perfect!

  • Firstie First

    FIRST

    • Mike

      fail…

  • TheBAMFinater

    #34 Now you know how it feels.

    • dad

      your mom knows how it feels

      • TheBAMFinater

        Well I didn't spring out of the ground fully formed. So I imagine she does.

        • Nefaarious

          Only Dwarves pop up out of the ground. It is known.

      • YourMom

        I Do??

  • MattKL

    #15 Well there's your problem.

  • Horse Head Mafia

    #18 Horse Head Mafia

  • sfb101

    #20 Nothing to see here.
    #26 Excellent, even if it's one of Maiden's lesser albums

    • Dave

      I disagree. That's one of maidens better albums.

      • Sandman

        I agree. I have all of their albums and Brave New World is definitely one of their best and one of my favorite. Up the Irons!

  • blake

    #34 now you know what shoe shopping feels like

    • Ryan

      I am replying just so people can leave more thumbs up.

    • Clevelandchick

      Would never ask my husband to go shoe or clothes shopping with me. – he gets bored and I get annoyed. Who wants that baggage? We go to Home Depot, the liquor store together and that's about it.

  • Lmao

    #13

    Wow super original and hilarious I can hardly contain my laughter.

    • LOL

      I'm replying just so people can leave more thumbs up as well!

      • Simon

        How's that working out?

  • http://twitter.com/Sedfra @Sedfra

    Every one of these are awesome! Just livin on the edge Baby!

  • NorCal420

    #34! Poor Girlfriend… Please contact me when you get a free moment. :)

    • TrueStory

      Why, so you can creep out on her?

      • NorCal420

        Now my cover is blown. back to 4chan

  • tv_paul

    #27 Under her C's,Darling it's better,Down where it's wetter,Take it from me .

    • lucid_eye

      greatest comment I have read on here in a while. Thanks for not saying go home your drunk, in Russia ……, thank you for being original Paul

    • Hrdwood

      I beg to differ… last time I went down there I got crabs.

      • walt

        Under the water the fish don't stink.

  • patrick907

    Unofficial chive meet up Austin Texas e mail me at patbeth123@yahoo.com

    • RSVP +1

      I'll go but only if there will be ZERO chicks there.

      • Courtesy Flush

        That's a given.

    • Stop

      Please post pictures from your pathetic attempt at an unofficial chive meet up. Why would anyone go unless it was a big event ?

    • shirt nonsense

      good for you. do what you want.

    • TYPICAL CHIVER

      Awesome, brah! Let's get together and bro it up, brohiem! We'll slam some brewskis and talk about which chicks we'd do and how awesome boobs are!

    • Kato

      Paddy, the ratio better be even or nobody will attend your fuckfest. Last time I went to a public orgy, it was a 21:3 ratio. Not cool bro!

      P.S. Bring you hot sister. It's time.

  • nononono

    #31. Omaha Henry Doorly Zoo?

    • Big-O

      This is my kid! cool..

      Cheyenne Mountain Zoo
      Colorado….

      • MebbeBebbe

        I love the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo. Feeding the giraffes is still way too much fun.

  • Back to my basement

    *nuke
    *panel

    I fail, autocorrect wins.

  • kingofthecastle

    #16 zero f***s given

    • slasky

      Im pretty sure he gives several fucks or else he wouldn't be putting out the fire.

  • Not moto

    #28 I can tell that it's winter/fall but still a d*ck move leaving your pet in a vehicle

    • slasky

      I think its more of a dick move this person stood in the way to take a picture instead of just letting him drive out of there.

    • duh

      how do you know someone didn't leave the dog in there for 30 seconds while taking the picture and that was it? way to jump to conclusions there jumpy.

    • Capt Obvious

      My dog would rather come along with me to run errands and wait in the car than he would stay at home by himself – judgmental prick.

    • Craigery

      As long as it's not a warm summer day or freezing cold and it's for a short amount of time, there's nothing wrong with this.

  • mmsavior4

    #1

    Is that donald glover?

    • Ian

      I believe so….

      • Taylor

        Does anyone know if he is a chiver?

        • Sean

          I believe so, there was a picture along time ago on here at one of his concerts with a BFM shirt on when they first came out.

    • Sean

      Nah, that's Childish Gambino😛

      • LBarto

        No, it's Troy from Troy and Abed in The Mooooorning

    • Walt Disney

      No, its gotta be Childish Gambino

    • Dave

      That is Donald Glover. My wife sent me the pic and I thought it was perfect for this category but haven't a clue where she got it.

  • brucebruce

    #26. Even a microwaved Maiden album is better than whats on the radio.

    • Jack Meoff

      Maiden is not metal but I get your point.

  • Shovel

    #19 Calgary's Finest

  • http://twitter.com/ThomyGold @ThomyGold

    #1 Childish Gambino, best rapper alive!

    • https://www.facebook.com/michael.m.kappel.5 Mike

      Donald Glover, best comedic actor alive!

      • MXM

        Troy, best friend of Abed alive!

  • Central-Scrutinizer

    #32 Still need a Bigger gun!

    • Yuppp

      Need a flame thrower.

    • Wayne LaPierre

      Watch out, sheeple! President Obamacare wants to take away your assault rifles! THEN how will you defend your family from spiders?

  • Thanks

    #33

    That kid is freaking me the fuck out. It looks like a boy with a girl's pigtails. WTFF!!

    • Sully

      Actually, its Boo, from Monster's Inc.

    • Shawny

      Ya it's photoshop for sure

  • John

    why hasn't anybody hacked the KKK's website?

    • Courtesy Flush

      #3 Django is trying to.

      • Jen

        you're gonna hurt that poor little donkey, fat ass!

        • Lars Rommedahl

          It's not a donkey, you ignorant twat, it's a pony!!!

          • Jen

            why do i have to be a twat? here – "you're gonna hurt the PONY!" dick.

    • Anomanom

      Why bother, it won't make them any less stupid. Although the prospect of replacing all the content with black gay porn is amusing.

  • FunKiller

    #25 Austin Powers moment……I hate when that happens!

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