February 1, 2013 |
In: DAR, High-Res, Random
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The Chivers are getting the first full look at Brendan Marrocco’s new arms. Amazing.
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Any guesses what the new Chive tee is?
Im eating cheetos right now.
something probably made in China
Probably an english breakfast tea, although I prefer a good green tea blend.
ear grey, hot
Morrocan Mint Green Tea…
something ghost bustery
Not busty ghostery?
"Chi Chi it's the one that says Ghost Busters. Here is the job and be successful with it." – Elaine from Seinfeld on SNL
he's probably talking about the Mardi Gras one
If Brendan got one and it's supposed to be "top secret" it is probably the new sleeveless model for Brendan to show off his new guns.
There is a special place in hell for you troll
I don't know how trolling he was being. Dude got new arms. I'd want to show them off too. It may not have been tasteful but the guy wasn't being that rude.. There was no offensive pun or anything. Just sayin'
If i had to guess, With the launch of Chive Charities, Its going to be a Chive Charities shirt. Just a guess though, and i recall seeing a few pics (the ones with that young girl) where everyone was wearing the same shirt.
If you donate to Chive charities monthly you get a tee along with it. I'd say it has something to do with the image in the ad.
I'm so glad the Chive is around after a bad day a work.
Yeah, sorry I spilled coffee on your lap Craig
Speak for yourself. I just hit a pedestrian with my car while checking the DAR. But he was black and I don't have insurance so I didn't stop.
Not gonna let it slow down my weekend though! KCCO!
Haha! Racism is funny.
Not like I hit him because he was black, I'm not a monster. I just didn't stop the car because he was black.
Haha! You crazy!
5-10, I don't care who you are, thats funny right there
I like turds
Finally someone spoke up and said it!
Only if they come out of #46
You are a turd.
#12, 13, #45
Big week at the chive, the world knows what a charitable place this has become. Happy Friday and enjoy the beer
#45, OMG! Thanks!
You're welcome. <- that is how you spell "you're" in this situation.
John, havnt you taught him what quality beer is yet?
Yeah, he's not living the high life.
Look at #3
has anyone seen Perry?
Wow, Patty really gave up on that diet to get Whitney naked… kind of went the other direction since then.
But it is always great to see the rearview of Dylan. #46
I was hoping someone would remember that pledge. I keep meaning to bring it up, but then they go and post stuff like #42 and I forget what I was supposed to be doing.
Worst part is, you know Whitney is sitting there with a drafted e-mail and attachment waiting in drafts in Outlook but just hasn't been able to hit send yet.
Remember when Patty wasn't going to be fat anymore? What happened to that?
He opted for the luscious feathered hair look of Shaun Cassidy instead.
For all the times that I visit this site, the random shit is the best feature.
And boobs, boobs are great too.
I once boobed
You know what TV show sucks? Two Broke Girls, it is not funny at all.
Ya but them girls are fucking hot tho! Almost makes it worth it…
hot? really?…except for the one…boobs
I mean, #46!!!!
Her Ass….it's pretty decent!
Who neatly wrote chivette on that ass?
I mean, it's on a different cheek in the two pics.
Oh yeah! It's getting hot in here!
So take off all your clothes…
Hey do you think you can throw a couple more Instagram filters on those pics? Maybe throw some bright green in there??? And if you have any camera phones from 2004 please shoot your next photos with them, I love shitty image quality!
I love how artistic you are, please send more!
Dylan is back!
LOVE the squishy grab…wish it was my hand.
Well that pretty much confirms the chive photoshops their logo's on pictures. You can see the originals at mydylan.tumblr.com sans chivette stickers or writing.
Either way The Chive is still sweet, just always held a glimmer of hope that they did get tons of submitted photos and weren't just scouring tumblr and reddit.
If you were to actually read her tumbler blog. She says she is a Chivette and was in the calender last year. True or not I choose to believe she added the tattoo after the fact. Chive is still better then Reddit! KCCO
It is a fucking sticker. Look in the Chivery. And, she was in the calendar.
dylan has been submitting to the chive for years, mikey!
This was pretty obvious a several months back when they posted that they were looking for a new intern, someone who was proficient at photoshop… it was a dead giveaway back then. But since, there have been a helluva lot more posing in Chive gear (although Dylan is well known in these parts), so there are definitely a lot more girls frequenting the site than before…
Is there no other reason to have an intern who can photoshop?
No, no there is not.
at least she's an admitted chivette… it would worse if she had no clue what theChive was!
I'm a Fl-chiver holla back
Chivette of the century!!!!!
Love her Ass in this pink lacy thong + fishnet stockings…. Bravo!
that's for introducing me to Dylan… what beautiful symmetry her ass checks have.. hmm, what??! Oh I thought I heard someone say, "pass the butterfaze".
That photo of Ellen is seriously awesome
I can see her now.
Yeah she is good looking but I don't see the "amazing recreation" part of this photo.
Was thinking the exact same thing
Did Madonna ever look that good?
She is gorgeous, but Madonna had dark, shorter, curly hair as that character in ALOTO.
Have you seen my baseball?
Much hotter than Madonna, even back then
Ah Madonna. Theres a woman who has had a lot of cock run thru her
#5, Wow #10, Love it #13 Dude, you fuckin rock. KCCO
please be legal, please be legal, please be legal
#5 looks like she is 14 yrs old kinda creepy
Can't think of a better way to close out the FriDAR than with Dylan. Hothothothothot #46
I would just like to thank you girls who wear thongs. If this little fashion choice was left to us guys, it would have never taken hold because we'd be digging that thing out of our cracks until we just threw them away. So … thanks.
Very nice, no?
Have a snickers, you aren't you when you're hungry.
you are very welcome
Yeah, lots of good highjackin' material from there… Malibu Strings, too.
Client contest updated every Thursday….
Actually it is late on Wednesday, now…
#42 – My kind of muffin for any time of the day…
Clam, muffin, pie hold the hair. Hell I crave beaver
have an awesome weekend everyone…holy crap #42 is breath-taking
No, moose knuckle is penis. Get it right.
Technically, isn't moose knuckle balls?
Male genitals, not female
Where's the left arm?
You ruin my day , I was stumble for 15minutes here then I want to get my fap session but I see your comment… Ahh i have to find another pic…
The bikini almost looks painted on. It'd be fun to lick it off, though.
She's just wicked!!!send MOAR….
Ok, can't the Chive just start a daily page called "Nips n Labia" so everyone knows where they are, and I can stop running into them randomly, as I'm evidently the only non-guy non-lesbo who ever looks at this site?
#46 Best as ever! Keep up the good work Dylan!
works both ways.
#24 I have got to get my ass to Canada!
Everyone's all like "I gotta go to Canada" but it's cold up there.
Well I never minded the cold that much as long as there's something warm to come home to…
Fuck off we're full…….
Don't down vote me, it was a joke.
The west coast isn't that cold. You won't regret it.
Canada is a miserable fucking place. Trust me when I say, don't ever visit that frozen hell on earth!
I think you have mistaken Canada for your mother's lady parts.
No they would be warm and squishy, like America!
No, that would be your dad's lady parts.
Ya cus everyday in Canada you hear about some old hermit kidnap a 6 year old kid and hide in a fuckin bunker…..Said no one.
Do people even cover news that happens in Canada? It seems like no one would care…
Nothing really bad every happens in Canada so usually it is just alot about hockey and people doing nice things. It is not that exciting.
To be fair I don't think you hear about that every day anywhere.
I'd make her toes curl.
maybe can't curl but you bet your ass she can straighten…
Cute, but Madonna had black hair in the movie, so this "recreation" isn't amazing.
did ring pops even exist ?
Well I think it is.
Madonna was also hot. Recreation fail.
Fuckin window licker
there is more at wickedweasel.com
#9 One tall Long Trail please. Been a loooooong week.
Are you a republican or democrat?
That's got to be somewhere in/around Boston, methinks.
I will have a PBR please.
glad to finally see a Long trail on here. don't really see much of vermont represented on the chive. CHIVE ON from the 802
#34 Montreal!!!!! Awww Canada rocks.
That's where I'm from!
Wohoo! Great to see downtown Saskatoon on the Chive. Now where are my Saskatoon Chivettes????
Get ready for a call from Homeland Security.
DHS is not in Canada, ya hoser
Yes, Canada has donkeys in charge of border protection and moose in charge of homeland security, if I'm not mistaken?
That is correct dontchanooo
As long as you continue to think that. (Black helicopters)
UNDERBOOB IN HQ! No better way to start the weekend!
A blow job would be nice
No, I Mean like getting a blow job would be better then looking at this pic in HQ
#19 i take pictures like this all the time
Bitches be hatin'
These bitches nasty, I need my nuts licked!
These bitches know I got that deep up in yo gut dick!
Meek Mill, American philosopher
You mean, bent over while wearing a woman's thong? To each is own, I guess.
Yeah it feels good on my balls
quietly sneaking up behind 2 hot girls?
#5 moar please
#46- Dylan gives good hump
#10 She put on a hat… What an amazing recreation!
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