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Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (45 Photos)

February 1, 2013 | In: DAR, High-Res, Random

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13

The Chivers are getting the first full look at Brendan Marrocco’s new arms. Amazing.

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Damon

#12,

Any guesses what the new Chive tee is?

Gerry

Im eating cheetos right now.
supdt

something probably made in China
bigyawns

Probably an english breakfast tea, although I prefer a good green tea blend.

Picard, Jean-Luc

ear grey, hot

Gusto

Fail.

http://twitter.com/TheGreenMalice @TheGreenMalice

Morrocan Mint Green Tea…

Mordecai

something ghost bustery

DeDav

Not busty ghostery?
Truth Hurts

"Chi Chi it's the one that says Ghost Busters. Here is the job and be successful with it." – Elaine from Seinfeld on SNL

I'm Awesome

he's probably talking about the Mardi Gras one
Jeff

If Brendan got one and it's supposed to be "top secret" it is probably the new sleeveless model for Brendan to show off his new guns.

david

There is a special place in hell for you troll

Jimi Hendrix

I don't know how trolling he was being. Dude got new arms. I'd want to show them off too. It may not have been tasteful but the guy wasn't being that rude.. There was no offensive pun or anything. Just sayin'

James

If i had to guess, With the launch of Chive Charities, Its going to be a Chive Charities shirt. Just a guess though, and i recall seeing a few pics (the ones with that young girl) where everyone was wearing the same shirt.

http://twitter.com/ItIsDanTheMan @ItIsDanTheMan

If you donate to Chive charities monthly you get a tee along with it. I'd say it has something to do with the image in the ad.

Craig

I'm so glad the Chive is around after a bad day a work.

Jim

Yeah, sorry I spilled coffee on your lap Craig

That's 5-10

Speak for yourself. I just hit a pedestrian with my car while checking the DAR. But he was black and I don't have insurance so I didn't stop.

Not gonna let it slow down my weekend though! KCCO!

Peter Griffin

Haha! Racism is funny.

That's 5-10

Not like I hit him because he was black, I'm not a monster. I just didn't stop the car because he was black.

Bellgarde

Haha! You crazy!

Correction

* during

Larry the Cable Guy

5-10, I don't care who you are, thats funny right there

Cody Placher

I like turds

Turd F.

Weirdo.
Turd Burgler

Finally someone spoke up and said it!
halfsmoke00

Only if they come out of #46
JJ_PGH

You are a turd.

Elise

#12, 13, #45

Big week at the chive, the world knows what a charitable place this has become. Happy Friday and enjoy the beer

Smart ass

Charity smarity

Danny the manny

Ass

Jorge Saavedra

#45, OMG! Thanks!

Spelling dude

You're welcome. <- that is how you spell "you're" in this situation.
Whorebait

John, havnt you taught him what quality beer is yet?

High Life

Yeah, he's not living the high life.
Truth Hurts

Look at #3
Also
Grolsch
Carlsberg
Steinlager
Corona
Negro Modelo
Becks
Heineken Dark
Stella

Somebody knows.

dutch

has anyone seen Perry?
#38
Bluto

Wow, Patty really gave up on that diet to get Whitney naked… kind of went the other direction since then.

But it is always great to see the rearview of Dylan. #46

VedHead77

I was hoping someone would remember that pledge. I keep meaning to bring it up, but then they go and post stuff like #42 and I forget what I was supposed to be doing.

Bluto

Worst part is, you know Whitney is sitting there with a drafted e-mail and attachment waiting in drafts in Outlook but just hasn't been able to hit send yet.

Douche Canoe

Remember when Patty wasn't going to be fat anymore? What happened to that?

ChristophersonofGray

He opted for the luscious feathered hair look of Shaun Cassidy instead.

Inigo Montoya

For all the times that I visit this site, the random shit is the best feature.
And boobs, boobs are great too.

Loopy

I once boobed
Raj

You know what TV show sucks? Two Broke Girls, it is not funny at all.

Jack Wagon

Ya but them girls are fucking hot tho! Almost makes it worth it…

not true

hot? really?…except for the one…boobs

Jorge Saavedra

I mean, #46!!!!

Urethra Franklin

Her Ass….it's pretty decent!

Redhead chivette

Haha urethra…lol…omg

Bobbop

Who neatly wrote chivette on that ass?

Bob

I mean, it's on a different cheek in the two pics.

Horny Chivette

Oh yeah! It's getting hot in here!

Horny Chiver

So take off all your clothes…

Clunt

Hey do you think you can throw a couple more Instagram filters on those pics? Maybe throw some bright green in there??? And if you have any camera phones from 2004 please shoot your next photos with them, I love shitty image quality!

I love how artistic you are, please send more!
Christian Thunder

Dylan is back!

tony

Dylan who???!!

anonymoose

mydylan.tumblr.com

Notknowing

LOVE the squishy grab…wish it was my hand.
Mikey Rock

Well that pretty much confirms the chive photoshops their logo's on pictures. You can see the originals at mydylan.tumblr.com sans chivette stickers or writing.

Either way The Chive is still sweet, just always held a glimmer of hope that they did get tons of submitted photos and weren't just scouring tumblr and reddit.

Kelowna Chiver

If you were to actually read her tumbler blog. She says she is a Chivette and was in the calender last year. True or not I choose to believe she added the tattoo after the fact. Chive is still better then Reddit! KCCO

Joe

Different cheeks
Tim

It is a fucking sticker. Look in the Chivery. And, she was in the calendar.

wyfair

dylan has been submitting to the chive for years, mikey!
Bluto

This was pretty obvious a several months back when they posted that they were looking for a new intern, someone who was proficient at photoshop… it was a dead giveaway back then. But since, there have been a helluva lot more posing in Chive gear (although Dylan is well known in these parts), so there are definitely a lot more girls frequenting the site than before…

jayhoppie

Is there no other reason to have an intern who can photoshop?

Bluto

No, no there is not.

FL_Chivette

at least she's an admitted chivette… it would worse if she had no clue what theChive was!

Jamar Fl- chiver

I'm a Fl-chiver holla back

Drake

Chivette of the century!!!!!
Northern Lights

Love her Ass in this pink lacy thong + fishnet stockings…. Bravo!
http://mydylan.tumblr.com/post/38550694746/me

that's for introducing me to Dylan… what beautiful symmetry her ass checks have.. hmm, what??! Oh I thought I heard someone say, "pass the butterfaze".

Warren

#10

That photo of Ellen is seriously awesome

Greg

I can see her now.

Mn dude

Yeah she is good looking but I don't see the "amazing recreation" part of this photo.

Heeptom

Was thinking the exact same thing
mittens

Did Madonna ever look that good?

Jordan

She is gorgeous, but Madonna had dark, shorter, curly hair as that character in ALOTO.
Hey Warren!

Have you seen my baseball?
Awesome

Much hotter than Madonna, even back then

Jack Wagon

Ah Madonna. Theres a woman who has had a lot of cock run thru her

bob_the_cook

#5, Wow #10, Love it #13 Dude, you fuckin rock. KCCO

ChivetoSurvive

#5
please be legal, please be legal, please be legal
Nerds

#5 looks like she is 14 yrs old kinda creepy

qayne

Not

Kyle429

Can't think of a better way to close out the FriDAR than with Dylan. Hothothothothot #46

db3300

I would just like to thank you girls who wear thongs. If this little fashion choice was left to us guys, it would have never taken hold because we'd be digging that thing out of our cracks until we just threw them away. So … thanks.

hey_cw

Very nice, no?

glw

#42

I'm hungry

MattKL

Someone shaves.
i8paula

Tacos?
Joey

Have a snickers, you aren't you when you're hungry.
H-Town

wickedweasel.com

you are very welcome

Bluto

Yeah, lots of good highjackin' material from there… Malibu Strings, too.
Chivacy Please

Client contest updated every Thursday….

Bluto

Actually it is late on Wednesday, now…

Marco

#42 – My kind of muffin for any time of the day…

hey_cw

Clam, muffin, pie hold the hair. Hell I crave beaver

KayMan

have an awesome weekend everyone…holy crap #42 is breath-taking

Bill

Awesome "toe"

carl

moose knuckle

Joe

No, moose knuckle is penis. Get it right.

Bluto

Technically, isn't moose knuckle balls?

Joe

Male genitals, not female

http://twitter.com/JP_Martin09 @JP_Martin09

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/s/k/H/d/a.aaa-Not-sure-if-pi…
Where's the left arm?
Soto48

You ruin my day , I was stumble for 15minutes here then I want to get my fap session but I see your comment… Ahh i have to find another pic…

Notknowing

The bikini almost looks painted on. It'd be fun to lick it off, though.
El. Coqui

She's just wicked!!!send MOAR….
Peigi

Ok, can't the Chive just start a daily page called "Nips n Labia" so everyone knows where they are, and I can stop running into them randomly, as I'm evidently the only non-guy non-lesbo who ever looks at this site?

DTAB

#46 Best as ever! Keep up the good work Dylan!

DTAB

*ass

me.

works both ways.

KCCO

sfb101

#24 I have got to get my ass to Canada!

Jimbo

Everyone's all like "I gotta go to Canada" but it's cold up there.

sfb101

Well I never minded the cold that much as long as there's something warm to come home to…

Courtesy Flush

Fuck off we're full…….

VFD

lol, canada

Trusy

Warm pizza

Jimbo

Don't down vote me, it was a joke.

Notknowing

The west coast isn't that cold. You won't regret it.
USAUSAUSAUSA

Canada is a miserable fucking place. Trust me when I say, don't ever visit that frozen hell on earth!

Colin

I think you have mistaken Canada for your mother's lady parts.

USAUSAUSAUSA

No they would be warm and squishy, like America!

Mikey D

No, that would be your dad's lady parts.

Courtesy Flush

Ya cus everyday in Canada you hear about some old hermit kidnap a 6 year old kid and hide in a fuckin bunker…..Said no one.

odb

Do people even cover news that happens in Canada? It seems like no one would care…

Tony

Nothing really bad every happens in Canada so usually it is just alot about hockey and people doing nice things. It is not that exciting.

Mikey D

To be fair I don't think you hear about that every day anywhere.

Everett_chiver

I'd make her toes curl.
frijoles

maybe can't curl but you bet your ass she can straighten…

Mustard

#10

Cute, but Madonna had black hair in the movie, so this "recreation" isn't amazing.

RustyxTrombone

did ring pops even exist ?
George Castanza

Well I think it is.
Mn dude

Agreed
Fail

Madonna was also hot. Recreation fail.
SGT_Fati

Fuckin window licker

Connor

#42 Wow.

ezza

there is more at wickedweasel.com

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

#9 One tall Long Trail please. Been a loooooong week.

???

Are you a republican or democrat?
sm2535

That's got to be somewhere in/around Boston, methinks.
halfsmoke00

I will have a PBR please.
Shawn

glad to finally see a Long trail on here. don't really see much of vermont represented on the chive. CHIVE ON from the 802

Just Sayin'

#7 Saskatoon!!

Courtesy Flush

#34 Montreal!!!!! Awww Canada rocks.

opm

lol, canada

Kevnybs

That's where I'm from!
thethirddarkness

Wohoo! Great to see downtown Saskatoon on the Chive. Now where are my Saskatoon Chivettes????

Blue Bronco

#7
Get ready for a call from Homeland Security.

bob_the_cook

DHS is not in Canada, ya hoser

Yah, eh?

Yes, Canada has donkeys in charge of border protection and moose in charge of homeland security, if I'm not mistaken?

Hoser A

That is correct dontchanooo

Blue Bronco

As long as you continue to think that. (Black helicopters)

StarboardEngine

#17
UNDERBOOB IN HQ! No better way to start the weekend!

Joe

A blow job would be nice

Joe

No, I Mean like getting a blow job would be better then looking at this pic in HQ

Joey

#19 i take pictures like this all the time

Cracka ass nig nagga

Bitches be hatin'

Meek

These bitches nasty, I need my nuts licked!
These bitches know I got that deep up in yo gut dick!

Meek Mill, American philosopher

Friedrich

You mean, bent over while wearing a woman's thong? To each is own, I guess.

Joey

Yeah it feels good on my balls

HUH?

quietly sneaking up behind 2 hot girls?

Pvt Joker

#24 MOAR!

Spelling corrected

*more

jeff

#5 moar please
bob_the_cook

#46- Dylan gives good hump
Huell

#10 She put on a hat… What an amazing recreation!

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