Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

Upon seeing this, I think DiCaprio chugged an entire bottle of mouthwash. Then ran for his cell.

everytime I see this I just hear the slubering noisefrom the commercial

AND HE GOT PAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will you at least spell masturbate correctly?

It would have taken me at least twice that many takes to get it right.

if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours…

#7 you have an epic smile!!! Thanks for making me smile:)

octopussy

Rule 34

I vote that these become the new yoga pants

#12 Good Gracious, Ass Bodacious

Wednesday already????? Keep em comin'!!!

Id vote that too. You are a genius bdrizzle

I know – OMG one fine ass….

Still not as big of an ass as our resident troll.

My first reaction was "Oh god I'm in the same room as my parents this is awkward"

I sat next to this guy in middle school band. Uber nerd. He had years of karma resorted with that kiss! 45 takes, wow

#5 Ruff? Wtf is a ruff?

motor boat time!!

Looks like some old lady forgot to put on her pants

Kick cancer's ass cute girl!

Praying for you! Continue to kcco!

Damn right you got this.
When you are tired and weak, drained by chemotherapy, remember your fight and remember we're with you.

~BF

I'm sure if you're half as tough as you are cute, then cancer doesn't have a chance. Stay [strong] and chive on, Sister! Many thoughts out to you.

WAY too young to have to deal with that. KCCO! and good luck.

ain't a cancer alive that can whup a chivette. you be strong. we got your back.

Hang in there sweety.

Rock on, beauty! Kick cancer's ass! I've been through it twice, and still kicking!

You got this babe. The whole Chive Family will have you in our thoughts. Always KCCO. Keep us posted you sweetheart

25 years from now, your cancer will be a distant memory — just like it is for me. Right now it sucks, but it's just a bump in the very long road of your life. Do everything your doctors say and kick its ass good.

35 year survivor. Sucks for you now, but after life is great.

He's killing independent George.

haha I think you'd come…. pretty quickly! (I would)

Three cheers for negligent fathers.

Which one is the slut?

If you guessed number 2 you were wrong….they are all sluts if you catch them at the right time!

Just put the Phoenix Open on my bucket list. We used to have a party at 17 during the Buick Open, but when GM was bailed out Cadillac took over the golf.

find #7 please please I beg of you!!!

The most beautiful eyes I have ever seen!

face down ass up. i fail to see whats wrong with it

Well played sir!

yeah, her knees and toes should be pointed up, not forward.

Wow..I didnt know Martin Scorsese had a shogun wedding

Bwahahahahaaha!

Please tell me the front view will be in tomorrows DAR.

Find

And I, have a weiner

I really hope your house doesn't catch fire! We would never find that room on the first search.

suffocation would be worth it under that gorgeous, full behind-

mustache smart guy

Yea this can be a thing….#12 first please

F = "Find"???