Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Horse Head Mafia

    #10 I will never master bate correctly again!

    • IFTA

      Upon seeing this, I think DiCaprio chugged an entire bottle of mouthwash. Then ran for his cell.

    • Daniel Tosh

      everytime I see this I just hear the slubering noisefrom the commercial

    • GI Joe

      AND HE GOT PAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • HatBomb

      Will you at least spell masturbate correctly?

      • Horse Head Mafia

        Damn you auto correct!

    • db3300

      It would have taken me at least twice that many takes to get it right.

      • hara

        The real question here is if she got paid X to do 45 takes with this dude…

    • herp de derp

      if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours…

  • NotDG

    #34 i have the weirdest boner right now

    • Mightbme

      #7 you have an epic smile!!! Thanks for making me smile:)

    • NikkeD


    • Jezza67

      Rule 34

  • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

    #12 DAYUM!!!!!

    • Bdrizzle

      I vote that these become the new yoga pants

    • Nelly

      #12 Good Gracious, Ass Bodacious

      • hollilo


      • bdg


      • add

        I think it's how high the tights are up her waist that throw me off. It just looks…. weird.

    • DavidZH

      Wednesday already????? Keep em comin'!!!

    • amod09

      Id vote that too. You are a genius bdrizzle

    • tino grad

      I know – OMG one fine ass….

    • MonkeyMadness

      Still not as big of an ass as our resident troll.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        – the one you love to hate

  • waterboy


  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #9 my first reaction to this was white hot rage and shouting "f*ck you nerd!!! so jealous!!"

    • nvi

      My first reaction was "Oh god I'm in the same room as my parents this is awkward"

      • nvi

        Well that didn't come out right. Supposed to be "Oh god I'm watching this in the same room as my parents this is awkward".

    • Mike Hunt

      I sat next to this guy in middle school band. Uber nerd. He had years of karma resorted with that kiss! 45 takes, wow

    • fire

      #5 Ruff? Wtf is a ruff?

      • tralfaz

        That's what the dog calls it. Ruff!

      • brett

        "Came home only also see our dog…"

  • hmm

    GOD DAMN!!! #12

    • BBB

      motor boat time!!

      • CravnMo

        That would be considered dragon boating

    • scottmac34

      Looks like some old lady forgot to put on her pants

      • Guest

        It is, perhaps, time for you to go fuck yourself….and turn in your man card.

  • OhioChiver

    #48 Ocean erection. You lose.

  • KCCO

    #44 fuck cancer !!

    • Red

      Kick cancer's ass cute girl!

    • Mightbme

      Praying for you! Continue to kcco!

    • http://thechive.com/ BobbaFett

      Damn right you got this.
      When you are tired and weak, drained by chemotherapy, remember your fight and remember we're with you.


    • Jeffro

      I'm sure if you're half as tough as you are cute, then cancer doesn't have a chance. Stay [strong] and chive on, Sister! Many thoughts out to you.

    • 1911Neil

      WAY too young to have to deal with that. KCCO! and good luck.

    • Heywood Jablome

      ain't a cancer alive that can whup a chivette. you be strong. we got your back.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Hang in there sweety.

    • Chad

      Rock on, beauty! Kick cancer's ass! I've been through it twice, and still kicking!

    • Deee

      You got this babe. The whole Chive Family will have you in our thoughts. Always KCCO. Keep us posted you sweetheart

    • andulamb

      25 years from now, your cancer will be a distant memory — just like it is for me. Right now it sucks, but it's just a bump in the very long road of your life. Do everything your doctors say and kick its ass good.

      • Reddman

        Thanks everybody. Her name is Jaclynn, my prettier half. We've got this.

    • TPM50

      35 year survivor. Sucks for you now, but after life is great.

  • Call Me Maybe

    #1 Guns don't kill people. Marriage kills people.

    • That Guy

      He's killing independent George.

      • That Guy

        Should have bought cheaper envelopes for the invitations.

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    I would take #12 into #8 and never come out

    • Scuba_Steve33

      haha I think you'd come…. pretty quickly! (I would)

  • Txchiver

    #14 Of all girls, sluts are my favorite.

    • Duber

      Three cheers for negligent fathers.

    • #387

      Which one is the slut?

      If you guessed number 2 you were wrong….they are all sluts if you catch them at the right time!

    • Bollyver

      Just put the Phoenix Open on my bucket list. We used to have a party at 17 during the Buick Open, but when GM was bailed out Cadillac took over the golf.

  • dibdy

    #7 what a smile it is too
    #25 O face in 3……..2………1

    • amod09

      find #7 please please I beg of you!!!

    • Tyler

      The most beautiful eyes I have ever seen!

  • ReverseDoubleAnal

    #20 you're doing it wrong

    • bin

      face down ass up. i fail to see whats wrong with it

      • DeepestBlue

        Clothes… That is all.

    • unclepissy

      Well played sir!

    • hank1231

      yeah, her knees and toes should be pointed up, not forward.

  • Arrrrrrrrrrg

    Thanks DAR!

  • Brother Maynard

    #1 She doesn't look that far along….

    • goglass

      Wow..I didnt know Martin Scorsese had a shogun wedding

      • UpInArms

        Is not a shotgun….

        • goglass

          yeah…but rifle wedding doesn't have the same ring to it

  • BigPapaPump

    #20, turn around or enter the friend zone.

    • zackgonick


  • theDayner

    #12 DING DING DING!! We have a winner!!

    • OhioChiver

      Please tell me the front view will be in tomorrows DAR. 😉

    • Jeff


    • bigyawns

      And I, have a weiner

  • Jeff


  • Luke

    #8 you might want to make her switch rooms when shes a teenager

    • Tscanuck

      I really hope your house doesn't catch fire! We would never find that room on the first search.

      • potman

        wow good point!

  • Mikey

    #26 – If you looked real close you could see the other members of Destiny's Child helping tear down the set after Beyonce's performance…

  • ChestRockwellz

    #12 mustash ride?

    • true story

      suffocation would be worth it under that gorgeous, full behind-

    • learn to spell

      mustache smart guy

  • jasonreiss

    #7, thank you. #44, stay strong!

  • Tyler Durden

    #12 Good. LORD.

  • BSmike

    #12 Uhhh…. wow

  • FrankieTheWop

    CILFS – Chivettes I'd Like to Find

    • zinger

      Yea this can be a thing….#12 first please

    • F is for Fuck

      F = "Find"???

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