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February 4, 2013 |
In: DAR, Random
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#10 I will never master bate correctly again!
Upon seeing this, I think DiCaprio chugged an entire bottle of mouthwash. Then ran for his cell.
everytime I see this I just hear the slubering noisefrom the commercial
AND HE GOT PAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will you at least spell masturbate correctly?
Damn you auto correct!
It would have taken me at least twice that many takes to get it right.
The real question here is if she got paid X to do 45 takes with this dude…
if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours…
#34 i have the weirdest boner right now
#7 you have an epic smile!!! Thanks for making me smile:)
I vote that these become the new yoga pants
#12 Good Gracious, Ass Bodacious
I think it's how high the tights are up her waist that throw me off. It just looks…. weird.
Wednesday already????? Keep em comin'!!!
Id vote that too. You are a genius bdrizzle
I know – OMG one fine ass….
Still not as big of an ass as our resident troll.
- the one you love to hate
#9 my first reaction to this was white hot rage and shouting "f*ck you nerd!!! so jealous!!"
My first reaction was "Oh god I'm in the same room as my parents this is awkward"
Well that didn't come out right. Supposed to be "Oh god I'm watching this in the same room as my parents this is awkward".
I sat next to this guy in middle school band. Uber nerd. He had years of karma resorted with that kiss! 45 takes, wow
#5 Ruff? Wtf is a ruff?
That's what the dog calls it. Ruff!
"Came home only also see our dog…"
GOD DAMN!!! #12
motor boat time!!
That would be considered dragon boating
Looks like some old lady forgot to put on her pants
It is, perhaps, time for you to go fuck yourself….and turn in your man card.
#48 Ocean erection. You lose.
#44 fuck cancer !!
Kick cancer's ass cute girl!
Praying for you! Continue to kcco!
Damn right you got this.
When you are tired and weak, drained by chemotherapy, remember your fight and remember we're with you.
I'm sure if you're half as tough as you are cute, then cancer doesn't have a chance. Stay [strong] and chive on, Sister! Many thoughts out to you.
WAY too young to have to deal with that. KCCO! and good luck.
ain't a cancer alive that can whup a chivette. you be strong. we got your back.
Hang in there sweety.
Rock on, beauty! Kick cancer's ass! I've been through it twice, and still kicking!
You got this babe. The whole Chive Family will have you in our thoughts. Always KCCO. Keep us posted you sweetheart
25 years from now, your cancer will be a distant memory — just like it is for me. Right now it sucks, but it's just a bump in the very long road of your life. Do everything your doctors say and kick its ass good.
Thanks everybody. Her name is Jaclynn, my prettier half. We've got this.
35 year survivor. Sucks for you now, but after life is great.
#1 Guns don't kill people. Marriage kills people.
He's killing independent George.
Should have bought cheaper envelopes for the invitations.
I would take #12 into #8 and never come out
haha I think you'd come…. pretty quickly! (I would)
#14 Of all girls, sluts are my favorite.
Three cheers for negligent fathers.
Which one is the slut?
If you guessed number 2 you were wrong….they are all sluts if you catch them at the right time!
Just put the Phoenix Open on my bucket list. We used to have a party at 17 during the Buick Open, but when GM was bailed out Cadillac took over the golf.
#7 what a smile it is too
#25 O face in 3……..2………1
find #7 please please I beg of you!!!
The most beautiful eyes I have ever seen!
#20 you're doing it wrong
face down ass up. i fail to see whats wrong with it
Clothes… That is all.
Well played sir!
yeah, her knees and toes should be pointed up, not forward.
#1 She doesn't look that far along….
Wow..I didnt know Martin Scorsese had a shogun wedding
Is not a shotgun….
yeah…but rifle wedding doesn't have the same ring to it
#20, turn around or enter the friend zone.
#12 DING DING DING!! We have a winner!!
Please tell me the front view will be in tomorrows DAR.
And I, have a weiner
#8 you might want to make her switch rooms when shes a teenager
I really hope your house doesn't catch fire! We would never find that room on the first search.
wow good point!
#26 – If you looked real close you could see the other members of Destiny's Child helping tear down the set after Beyonce's performance…
#12 mustash ride?
suffocation would be worth it under that gorgeous, full behind-
mustache smart guy
#7, thank you. #44, stay strong!
#12 Good. LORD.
#12 Uhhh…. wow
CILFS – Chivettes I'd Like to Find
Yea this can be a thing….#12 first please
F = "Find"???
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