Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

#29 monkeys have nothing on this guy

#32 Fighting wars in the name of religion is one thing, but to not tip because of it. You've entered a world of pain my friend.

#32 What a c*nt!!

#14 You look like a hell of a lot of fun.
#34 Sexy as ever!

#32 Where the hell are they eating that 2 meals cost $200? One is a $50 kids meal!

#32 Epic Fail!

#34 like the fist of an angry god.

#14 Mother of God!!

#28 why would you do that?? Poor dog

#32
It shouldn't even be considered 'religious', honestly, it's just become another turn of phrase. (Though perhaps it's more common here than other places.) The same as 'Oh, my God!' or 'Bless you'

#32 Dick! That is all.

#14 Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

#29 Guys gotta lotta skill with one hand.

#34 she still looks as good today as her poster did on my bedroom wall in the 70's. gonna go back in time and beat the hell out of my cock and relive the relationship we o so long ago.

#32
What the hell did she eat for $148? And is that a Kid's Meal for $48??

#32 WOW. PRICK!
Saying that to someone is HARDLY shoving anything down your throat. It's well wishes. Geeez. Get a life

#8 – looks like the lady gremlin from gremlins 2. lol.

#22 – i was like, get those players off the field!!

#32
What the hell is this doing in the DMA? This pic contains precisely zero awesome. Darwin's Exceptions is probably a more appropriate place to put it.

#14 Wow I just cant get enough of beautiful girls all inked up A+

Chive FAIL. No picture of Ray Lewis holding the Lombardi Trophy? Definite fail.

# 34

"hey big guy, you gonna GO FOR IT?"

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#9 To bad the bull didnt skull that fucker.

#14 whitegirls and their issues

#32 Assh*les will use any excuse to not tip properly. I once got dicked on a tip because they said that their kid's *LIPTON* Raspberry Iced Tea was too sweet, cause I have control over that… I'm sure it had nothing to do with the Well done, $30 filets that they smothered in ketchup that they were pissed they had to pay for…

Douchey tipper is a douche.