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It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (25 Photos)

February 4, 2013 | In: Funny, Motivational

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Darryl

I think #22 came from #11

Darryl

meant #21

Epitomizer

You fucked up Darryl. Now the whole internet is going to bully you about it.. Oh wait its theChive, no biggie. KCCO

DannoTheManno88

#2 Thanks for the reminder.
http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

#16
Not from where I'm standing.
Jim

#25…nothing unusual…all I see are Epic Boobs
IrishInNJ

#9 Man has she wrecked herself. That face looks like the back end of a toaster oven.

CASURFRGRL

Agree. I thought she was pretty BEFORE all the surgery. Insecurity. It's a funny thing
Johnnychingas

True…but you know you'd still hit it.
Mark

Those heels will probably not help, but those balloons sure will.

foil_lone_wolf

first
JESSE

#18 Mythical argument for a mythical diety

Guest

Please leave your atheist remarks off of TheChive. Not meaning to be mean. They're just not necessary. KCCO though.

Shawn-tootle

Please leave your anti-atheist remarks off of TheChive. Not meaning to be mean. They're just not necessary. KCCO thought.

ImpressMe

How about we keep that shit off the Chive? You have your opinion and I have mine…its a personal thing….so don't come here to start shit…..can ya do that?

Chicago

lol How many conservatives blast any Obama photo or anything similar? Relax buddy.

All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!! (google it)

JESSE

I am a conservative. My atheism and my ideologies on limited come from the same vein. I hate when people try to control other people.

JESSE

*limited gov't
Chicago

I respect that brother. I wasn't saying every conservative is a crazy, I am sorry if I implied that.

You can be conservative or liberal or believe in Santa for all I care, just have the sense to understand your side, not just follow it blindly because your mommy and daddy and all of your friends do it.

I know far too many conservative christian crazies who are ALL too eager to tell you how wrong your life is.

Just ask my ex's parents… Couldn't hear enough about how I should buy as many guns as possible and go to church as much as possible, and I should stop hanging out with my black friends, because god is watching… big titties tho which was awesome

Anomanom

In the name of the Pasta, and of the Sauce, and of the Holy Meatballs. RAmen.

Urdumb

Shut your stupid face up.

…

#11 it's lava once it leaves the volcano. #17 spelling *you're doing it wrong

Kozak

actually it's grammar not spelling

Gerry

and actually I have a suspicion that is a dead body found in the streets after Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans, with balloons photoshopped in, so shouldn't be in here at all really.
…

Well technically I'd say its both because the word is neither spelled correctly nor used in a proper grammatical context.

Simon

I would have also erred towards just the one "because" at the start of the caption.

tv_paul

#14 Oh Hair pie! Hair pie!

Pythagoras

I didn't get this one – when IS understanding how ratios work a bad thing?

C.Winslow

Anyone else hope that Urkel's fat cop neighbor shows up in the new die hard?
Alex

heels*
sfb101

#13 Even Tony Stark plays with himself…
whyme1973

#16 Let's lay you down and figure out a solution to this problem.
jawbone

#25 They'd only be epic if they didn't hang to her gut when unfettered.

ukulelemike

NO, that would not be epic, it would be unnatural.
James

The one on the left looks hotter anyways.

tralfaz

I don't know , that right boob looks pretty hot as well.

CLee

You've managed to make me literally (yes, literally) laugh out loud for the first time here in a loooong time. Congrats, my friend (and, congratulations are in order, because I'm a notoriously jar lay when it comes to laughing)…

CLee

*hard

ChodeLauncher

Get ready for disappointment when you get older, or learn to appreciate natural breasts
phil

They don't.

just saying

#10
Spelling ……. you're doing it wrong.
Chris

http://thechive.com/2013/02/04/its-monday-you-cou…

Thanks to the hole getting grand kids soon
CASURFRGRL

Too many WTFs?! to comment on in this post, but #21 made me scream and jump out of my chair! 😱

OneLucky

come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed

CASURFRGRL

Been to Oz several times. Love it!

DickFister

#1
She's just horny
Maxwell

Number 20 is me

Not Me

#20
Donkey Punch

If true, thanks for all you do man!

the_real_Mike

#17 *you're
McBeastie666

I don't think anyone will be too upset if the Chive discontinues this post.
James

#24 Thats why dumb genes spread so quickly.
kenny

#21 fuck it, I'm moving
TheBAMFinater

#18 I'm such a Harry Potter dork, I laughed way to hard at that.
boylightning

#2
Space Troll?

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