It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (25 Photos)

  • Darryl

    I think #22 came from #11

    • Darryl

      meant #21

      • Epitomizer

        You fucked up Darryl. Now the whole internet is going to bully you about it.. Oh wait its theChive, no biggie. KCCO

  • DannoTheManno88

    #2 Thanks for the reminder.

  • echogeo

    Not from where I'm standing.

  • Jim

    #25…nothing unusual…all I see are Epic Boobs

  • IrishInNJ

    #9 Man has she wrecked herself. That face looks like the back end of a toaster oven.


      Agree. I thought she was pretty BEFORE all the surgery. Insecurity. It's a funny thing

    • Johnnychingas

      True…but you know you'd still hit it.

    • Mark

      Those heels will probably not help, but those balloons sure will.

  • foil_lone_wolf



    #18 Mythical argument for a mythical diety

    • Guest

      Please leave your atheist remarks off of TheChive. Not meaning to be mean. They're just not necessary. KCCO though.

      • Shawn-tootle

        Please leave your anti-atheist remarks off of TheChive. Not meaning to be mean. They're just not necessary. KCCO thought.

    • ImpressMe

      How about we keep that shit off the Chive? You have your opinion and I have mine…its a personal thing….so don't come here to start shit…..can ya do that?

      • Chicago

        lol How many conservatives blast any Obama photo or anything similar? Relax buddy.

        All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!! (google it)

        • JESSE

          I am a conservative. My atheism and my ideologies on limited come from the same vein. I hate when people try to control other people.

          • JESSE

            *limited gov't

          • Chicago

            I respect that brother. I wasn't saying every conservative is a crazy, I am sorry if I implied that.

            You can be conservative or liberal or believe in Santa for all I care, just have the sense to understand your side, not just follow it blindly because your mommy and daddy and all of your friends do it.

            I know far too many conservative christian crazies who are ALL too eager to tell you how wrong your life is.

            Just ask my ex's parents… Couldn't hear enough about how I should buy as many guns as possible and go to church as much as possible, and I should stop hanging out with my black friends, because god is watching… big titties tho which was awesome

        • Anomanom

          In the name of the Pasta, and of the Sauce, and of the Holy Meatballs. RAmen.

      • Urdumb

        Shut your stupid face up.

  • ...

    #11 it's lava once it leaves the volcano. #17 spelling *you're doing it wrong

    • Kozak

      actually it's grammar not spelling

      • Gerry

        and actually I have a suspicion that is a dead body found in the streets after Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans, with balloons photoshopped in, so shouldn't be in here at all really.

      • ...

        Well technically I'd say its both because the word is neither spelled correctly nor used in a proper grammatical context.

    • Simon

      I would have also erred towards just the one "because" at the start of the caption.

  • tv_paul

    #14 Oh Hair pie! Hair pie!

    • Pythagoras

      I didn't get this one – when IS understanding how ratios work a bad thing?

  • C.Winslow

    Anyone else hope that Urkel's fat cop neighbor shows up in the new die hard?

  • Alex


  • sfb101

    #13 Even Tony Stark plays with himself…

  • whyme1973

    #16 Let's lay you down and figure out a solution to this problem.

  • jawbone

    #25 They'd only be epic if they didn't hang to her gut when unfettered.

    • ukulelemike

      NO, that would not be epic, it would be unnatural.

    • James

      The one on the left looks hotter anyways.

      • tralfaz

        I don't know , that right boob looks pretty hot as well.

        • CLee

          You've managed to make me literally (yes, literally) laugh out loud for the first time here in a loooong time. Congrats, my friend (and, congratulations are in order, because I'm a notoriously jar lay when it comes to laughing)…

          • CLee


    • ChodeLauncher

      Get ready for disappointment when you get older, or learn to appreciate natural breasts

    • phil

      They don't.

  • just saying

    Spelling ……. you're doing it wrong.

  • Chris

    Thanks to the hole getting grand kids soon


    Too many WTFs?! to comment on in this post, but #21 made me scream and jump out of my chair! 😱

    • OneLucky

      come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed 😀


        Been to Oz several times. Love it!

  • DickFister

    She's just horny

  • Maxwell

    Number 20 is me 🙂

    • Not Me


    • Donkey Punch

      If true, thanks for all you do man!

  • the_real_Mike

    #17 *you're

  • McBeastie666

    I don't think anyone will be too upset if the Chive discontinues this post.

  • James

    #24 Thats why dumb genes spread so quickly.

  • kenny

    #21 fuck it, I'm moving

  • TheBAMFinater

    #18 I'm such a Harry Potter dork, I laughed way to hard at that.

  • boylightning

    Space Troll?

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