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Why do these products actually exist? (24 Photos)

February 4, 2013 | In: FAIL, Funny, WTF

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Category: FAIL, Funny, WTF

cum dumpster

#21

YUM!
AssClown

#2 To help you pee easier of course -_-

candymancoug

Primary ingredient is, not surprisingly, prunes.
Urinate

Wrong number

http://twitter.com/ItIsDanTheMan @ItIsDanTheMan

#20, that actually looks pretty good.

Notruescottsman

They're mexican. It's pretty good.

NorCal420

whats it in?

Pancho Gomez

It's kinda like a sweet hot dog bun with chocolate frosting and liquid chocolate inside it.

Chug

It would be if it wasn't made out of incredibly cheap ingredients. As it stands, it tastes like wax and sponge.
Zerg

You can make one, home-made it's actually tastier. Take a hot bun, spread some nutella inside and on the outside and heat it up for a few seconds, and enjoy.
unclepissy

I pulled a guy over in Detroit once and when I asked him for his ID this is what he handed me!

http://twitter.com/f3pOH @f3pOH

I want to recreate the caddyshack pool scene with #20.
http://twitter.com/LukesThumbs @LukesThumbs

#2 I wonder if they have that for Keurig
sfb101

First #18 then #17
#11, #12 &#13 seem to go together.

Please….

That's just too much

drtyjrzy

#21
Nothing tastes better than a little……
Rooster87

#2

This happens to me after Taco Bell

hmm

defecation tea happens to you after taco bell?

chivecitybitch

#3 haaa

MylesofStyles

Jew got to be kidding me.

Turd F.

#5 2×4 is actually really good.

Epitomizer

The middle one makes me sneeze
shadowwight

Actually, the aroma of fresh cut lumber is my favorite…next to a good fresh pine scent. I'll have to check it out! I've been hoping someone would come up with this one!

Turd F.

It's quite faithful to a wood scent. First Down smells terrible though, like a man cave covered with sweaty leather.

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

Bacon! If Yankee Candle comes out with Bacon scent or Roasted Turkey scent they will be best sellers.
T. Mcgee

'Murica
Jmk

I think I'd take the fresh cut grass as well
MrSusan20

question is, why aren't these called 'mandles'?

Yak Surfer

#11 Do they promise "no nicks"?

JAFitC

The device is actually used for removing pilling from fabric and sweaters. I have a similar device that specifically warns against using it to remove body hair.
bolweevil

why? is nick not allowed to shave his balls?

tv_paul

#8 It's just a stick of butter.

Epitomizer

Fucking hilarious, because it's true.

Briano

#7 I own this, and feel completely ripped off. Not only do I still NOT believe in god, but it left my breath smelling like a delusional hypocrite.

tv_paul

It was mislabeled, you got atheist atomizer. It does make your breath minty fresh others tell you but you don't believe them.

Briano

Well played sir, well played.

mmsavior4

Whew that'll show tose jesus freaks. maybe next you can find a spray that'll give you a distingushable personality.

Briano

Uh-oh…I didn't insult your imaginary friend, did I?

mmsavior4

Hate to burst your smug bubble but you're not arguing with a christian here. I don't say anything without reason and friend you guys are seriously more annoying than them, which should be hard to do. And dont talk hypocrisy while using delusional, thats the atheist version of infadel and blasphemer.

Slappy

Whoa we got a live one here!

mmsavior4

Three days and thats the best you could come up with.

Epitomizer

I've commented on everything today. Ya know why? Cause it's Monday & work can go fuck itself.

Oh, and #1, somewhere a fat little guido kid is licking his chops & drooling.

Guido kid

Guilty

Hrdwood

#11 The only product endorsement that Lance Armstrong has a chance at getting anymore…
CASURFRGRL

#3 would go well with "the eye of the Jew" from the movie Beerfest
AlsDisciple

#8 Otherwise known as butter.
TheFrontier

#11 #12 #16 #17 #21
Because after a long day of trimmer ball hair off your clients sacks, you gotta wash it down with something… and that is NOT why I have lazy eye!
blue_bronco

"Why Do These Products Actually Exist?" Asians are weird
runswithbeer

#18 Well it's true. It is better than nothin'

yoselahonda

They shouldn't understate the quality of the product.

The Occupant

#16
That's right, kiddies. In Canada, you can get milk from lesbian cows.
Actually, it's just short for homogenized, and refers to what in the States they call whole milk.

Thomas

I was wondering why that pic was in here. Canada <3
NonSexual Tendencies

we dont call it whole milk in the US anymore. its called "Vitamin D Milk" now

The Occupant

Good to know. I was going by Wikipedia, being Canuck meself.

Schnizz56

#10 nothing beats Doritos, except someone stomping on your balls
Shay

#16 lol as a Canadian I see nothing wrong here, but to an American it must seem funny…

Fed my daughter homo milk as a toddler! Ironically they say homo milk helps brain development… I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere.

candymancoug

And here I thought Canadians were so accepting of everyone…

Shay

of all things… we segregate milk! lol

tv_paul

So white milk is at the front of the fridge and chocolate milk has to go in the back? And what about strawberry milk does the white & black milk both considers it a fruit?

Hrdwood

"I have a Cream. That one day all milks regardless of their color…"

tv_paul

I really liked this one. Also Martin Luther King initials MLK (milk without the I…coincidental? I think so)

Hrdwood

You're right, total coincidence… I'm not THAT creative.

Shay

strawberry milk is made from homo I assume…

MissChris

#4 I can't be the only one who immediately thought of Spaceballs…. Perri-air!

Dylan

You beat me to it, that's what I was just about to post
catch 22

Hell yeah,That's what I thought!!

candymancoug

#16 This is actually a picture taken from the Vatican cafeteria

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