A shoe phone is the next logical step said no one ever (11 Photos)


  • D.O.

    "Hello, foot? This is ass."
    "Yes, this is foot."
    "Please insert."

  • Crackajack


  • Huell

    #10 MOAR!!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    "Is that you Agent 86?"

    • Macro

      Most people won't get this reference. I came in hoping for it and you did not disappoint.

      • Whiskey

        And here I was just thinking "someone watched a little too much Get Smart as a kid…."
        Glad I wasn't the only one

  • Guest

    Really?? Seems like Americans nowadays are getting dumber and dumber .

    • Ryan

      Dumber and sluttier

      • katastrophe89

        Don't know why you had to add the "sluttier." It's not like Americans are even the most promiscuous people, I'm pretty sure that's Australians lol

    • edmann

      Dunno who the designer is but O2 is a Brit company.

    • TheBetterMan

      Sean is from the UK, and you are on an American site, your negativity and stupidity aren't welcome on this site, go talk smack on your country's world famous website.

  • wrainc

    What happens when you step in dog shit or gum ?

    • twavor

      Your ear gets shitty or sticky….?

    • Bhodi

      Brings a whole new meaning to "Talkin' Shit"

    • TexasChivette

      All I can think of is all the nasty germs that would now be on the side of my face

  • horseshoe

    First or close enough to know how much this post sucks ass

  • Chaosd

    This dude has been watching too much Get Smart.

    • andulamb

      27 comments and only two reference Get Smart. Sucks to be old.

  • Dog Poo

    Its all fun and games until someone steps in sh!t…

  • SofaKingAwesome

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  • sfb101

    Would you believe 5 angry boy scouts with pocket knifes?
    #5 Missed it by this much!

  • rsc

    This will go great with my toilet paper roll hat, and piano key neck tie!

  • Lyle

    #10 look at her she just looks ..ugh…I can't stand people..

  • Skermitt

    Why would ANYONE buy these?

  • elric619

    WOW! Maxwell Smart was just about 40 years before his time. is this guy gonna invent the Cone of Silence next?

    • MonkeyMadness

      I'd buy a cone of silence. 😉

  • SOhioChiver

    Hey Chive I have an idea…How about…
    Tender Skin Tuesday!
    Featuring those Chivettes who go the extra mile to show us a little, extra.
    Here are some examples… http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/beauthttp://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/mirrohttp://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/mind-

  • Rob

    Hah! Everyone knows they shoulda made a Tuba phone!

  • Andy

    you thought butt dialing was bad? wait until you walk on a gravel road.

  • JimmyP06

    I don't see that working well with Chicago weather… I'll take 2!

  • Anomanom

    Maxwell Smartass

  • AnItalianChiver

    With 3950$ I would buy a baseball bat, customize it with gold and bling blings then beat the shit out of this AMAZING artist.. Oh yeah, let's not forget the cigar guy..

  • DannoTheManno88

    Dammit Bob lay off the sauce.

  • tbug

    oh great now my phone and fucking shoe will be stolen…..

  • TommyM

    It must be a Nokia phone

  • Erica

    In this world in general it's becoming dumber and sluttier. Everything nowadays is considered ok and just fun and games. Chivettes posing half nude for complete strangers? Population needs to understand its fun and games now but think about what kind of future we are setting up for our kids and our grand kids . They deserve to live a safe and moral world. No one has morals anymore. It's frowned upon . Intelligence is also something a lot of people nowadays don't have . People prefer to use the Internet for information instead of reading an actual book.

    • Craig

      You do realize that you posted this complaint on The Chive, which is probably the best site in the world, to complain about stupid ideas and slutty women…GENIUS!!!

      **On a side note: Did I just feed a troll?

      • Erica

        So you are saying that the chive is a place where there are stupid ideas and slutty women? The best site in the world huh? You just proved my point

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