We're all familiar with Nick Offerman's hilarious character creation, Ron Swanson. Parks and Rec's delightfully deadpan man's man loves bacon and breakfast food. He despises most public interaction, government, and his two ex-wives. The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness hangs proudly on my wall.
Many people are discovering a very cool side to the actual man behind the mustache. Nick Offerman is an amazing woodworker. Nick would say he's 'fair to middling at best' but his work speaks for itself. For 12 years Nick has owned the unpretentious-yet-distiguished Offerman Woodshop. Nick and a small team of talented and kind craftsmen create everything from Cedar Strip Canoes to Redwood Root Tables.
About a year ago, my brother and I heard about a table Nick had made himself - a huge mahogany dining table - sturdy, with 5 coats of hand-rubbed oil finish. Ever since we saw this photo of the table, my brother and I have been on a quest to make the mahogany masterpiece our own; a long journey that would inspire a hunt from gallery to gallery and finally lead us to Offerman Woodshop.
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The shop is an adult’s playground. You’re greeted by an amazing table saw, a huge feed table, chop saw, and a sanding station. There’s even a band saw with a breathtaking 17 inches of resaw, timber-annihilating, capability.
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Unfortunately, Nick was nowhere to be found
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And so we met The Man himself, and the table?
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The table is here.
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It was truly a remarkable table. Nick explained that he had built the table 2006 and he wasn’t interested in selling it so much as he was compelled to give it a proper home. Before we could take it home, we had to prove ourselves worthy of such a noble table. One member of our merry band of idiots would have to pass a simple challenge:
Nick was about to make his favorite breakfast, the Mancake Sandwich. One of us would have to eat it.
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Alec, who is a tremendous idiot, volunteered. Nick started cooking.
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Scrambled eggs.
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The ‘humble potato’
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Give pancakes a stern look until cooked.
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The Mancake Sandwich.
Today we’re proudly announcing that theCHIVE has joined forces with Nick Offerman to create the newest Chive Tee, Offerman Woodshop. Check it out right here. Offerman Woodshop will be available on Thursday, Feb. 7th at 3pm EST, Noon PST. Needldess to say, this release will not last long. Good Luck!
Thanks to Nick for teaming up with us. He’s one of the most honorable men we’ve met in this crazy Hollywoodland. We’re proud to call you a Chiver and a friend.



































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