Why would you ever get out of bed? (46 Photos)

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Hold it right…T H E R E !

    • Gary

      That's perfect! I can almost picture myself sliding those down to expose her soft ass cheeks and wet pussy… I can feel my hard dick slowly sliding into her from behind.

      • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

        You write for Penthouse Forum, don't you?

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #3 #14 #19 #20 #24
    Because they told me there was more room on the floor.

  • Carl

    #44 Ready. Aim. FIRE!!!!

    • Notknowing


    • Carl


  • IrishInNJ

    #45 Should never wake up alone.

  • Jesse

    #9 a good place for my face

    • hmm

      Might have to get out of bed to get her some more heroin by the looks of it

  • ILchiver

    #8 and #37 kill the competition! Appreciate the Asians

    • WalterSobchak_

      #8 #37 #21 I wish I could find any one of them.

  • Bob Sucks

    is #4 cross-eye?? Jus' sayin…

    • Jesse

      ….but, boobs

    • Snatchsquatch

      But dem titties ain't crosseyed!

    • morgan

      actually no i wont lie, i do have a lazy eye, but im not cross-eyed. #3 is cross-eyed.

    • freezer boy

      She's cross eyed from me slammin her.

    • gradaddy

      alec thought posting lazy-eyed #4 right after cross-eyed #3 would even things back out…


    I'd quit my job to stay with #18

  • TheYesMan25

    #18 #21 would never get out of that bed….unless she did

  • Bob Sucks

    #40 Do not want

  • Gary Anderson

    #9 would freak me the f out. its like coyote ugly time.

    • Gary's crazy

      really bro? I dunno I'm thinkin'…boobs!

    • RedHotChivette

      But those canons….. om nom nom

      • ChivetoSurvive

        Sure, Gary. Suuuuuuuuure

      • TJ0351

        I like your cannons better 🙂

  • Baba Booey

    #8-if I woke up next to that, Id never leave the bed and she would be naked

  • TheBAMFinater

    Because my wife doesn't look like any of these women, and I have to go to work. I has a sad.

  • clckmkr


  • tv_paul

    #12 Nice, looks like a real chivette cutie ( not some model)

    • Sigh

      "that's beautiful, Johnny." – Bodhi, Point Break

    • Sean

      Accidentally down-voted you. Feel free to add 2 to your "score" to make it more accurate.

  • COChiver

    #39 I mean…holy hell.

  • Tillman61

    #27 and #41 – Favorites to stay in bed…

  • YES!!

    Instant boner when I saw #42 laying with that skirt lifted exposing pure beauty!!

    • Telephone Man

      Hate that tattoo, like dat ass.

    • Chuck Schick

      The bow tats are retarded.

    • Gary

      Looks like a nice plump pussy! You could just slide those panties to the side and lick her cunt for hours before fucking her in that position…

      • grumpy

        Dude, this is The Chive, not the "Creepy, lonely men typing garbage with with sticky fingers" messageboard. You know, 4chan.

      • hmm

        hahaha I laughed way too hard at this. you have quite the imagination, Gary.

    • maboze1x

      I druled a bit.

  • Jeff

    #44 Yes please

    #24 Would be so hot, if not for the cigarette.

  • Ryan

    #42 insta-boner

    • grumpy

      Reported, for spamming Chive with this crap.

  • AnItalianChiver

    #19 #42 reasons for being late to work every morning

  • zedd_zz

    #45 Kudos for being gorgeous without having to put on your makeup first.

    • meh

      let's not get carried away…

  • Jason

    #42 for the win

  • Thud

    #21 Looks like she's rising out of a coffin

    • tv_paul

      Well hopefully she sucks more than just blood.

      • CalculatedRisk

        Guess she won't be sending in any mirror shots then…

    • Bro

      Model Cj miles nsfw

  • Brian


    Would not get out of bed with her, ever.

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