February 7, 2013 |
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#50 what a lovely finish
thats what your mum said
ugh, id love to spooge all over her pretty face. UGGGHHHH YEEEAA!!!
I'd bone that!!
Lovely finish? I hope she's not finished! MOAR!!!
Lovely finish as in last picture of this post duh. Obviously no one wants this to be her last.
Thank you so much for explaining that, I'm sure no one would've figured that out without your infinite wisdom
Slam needed the further explanation.
I just finished.
But still, we want more!!
DAR is early! Yay!
Show us your tits!
I've already made two galleries
Alycia your beautiful!!
The DAR is never late nor early, it arrives precisely when it means to.
You'd make me come early too.
#17 This is why I love living in Chicago
FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS!
Must be a redwings fan. Side note: blackhawks girl, will you marry a fellow Blackhawks fan?
I understand you are upset at your team not being #1 in the nation right now; I assume you are a fan of the Capitols who are at a record setting high of 2-7-1.
Chicago Sports fan from Utah
And my god this picture is fantastic, loving the Patrick Kane jersey.
and the website decides to put that in my comment, just why
Cause you put a #1 which refers to that pic in the DAR, see below.. I'm going to add #44, just cause boobs.
You spelled Black Cocks wrong.
She's so hot I'd let her eat a Nature Valley granola bar in my bed.
I can't thumb up on the mobile site so I'll just tell you I think that comment deserves a thumb up. Well done.
Yup, she's hot…still hate the Blackhawks, though.
She wins! My god can she be COTW yet? I want to see a whole gallery of greatness!
Would be a lot better in a 11 time Stanley cup champion red wing jerrz …. Still rockin ass bahd tho nice work chivvette nice work
As a Chicagoan and die hard Blackhawks fan, I have to request: FIND HER!!!
I second the motion
You mean you don't like having the strictest gun laws and having the most gun related murders in america. Weird.
I'm a Wings fan and I'd still like to hang out with her. We could play strip hockey One goal = one article of clothing
#2 Literally story of my life
Also my wife's
HUNGRY + ANGRY = HANGRY
Me likey the early DAR!!
#9 for the win
Google her, you won't be disappointed
Image search "xoxo leah" she has a lot more.
You guys are wizards……..
Total smoke show. Fantastic natural body, complete and utter butter-face.
With those trimming skills, that guy could make anything out of his bush.
Hey Peter, does this look like a "Q" to you?
How about now?
there's a dick hidden in there somewhere I know it
#29 don't act like you don't like that!
Acceptable duckface I believe.
Candice Bailey motorboating SJU is one of the things I really miss from Attack Of The Show…
I miss that show already, nothing else like it. Hopefully we'll see those two doing something else just as awesome.
R.I.P. Attack of the Show
#50 made early DAR even better
lol not even close….maybe next time
Dude, change your name loser
#45 Amusing. lol
I'm pretty sure that dog is dead. Not cool.
If he is, he died laughing.
Not really, although the face is somewhat funny. The people who let that happen are idiots. Anyone who has kids or dogs knows better than to leave the keys inside, even for a small amount of time.
I could say it. But I've got class…
I am retarded.
Another product of the American public school system, eh?
#17 #34 and #50. Yes please. Thank you for making my day complete.
Thank you #34 for being a first time chivette, please please please don't let this be your last! You are beautiful and have a glorious set of tits! Let's see dat ass too!
#9 #17 #34 Beauty at its finest!!
Easily the hottest chivette, ever.
#29- I love you SJU, #50- I love you too gorgeous brunette
I actually like her counterpart (Candace Bailey) better, Attack of the Show FTW
Too bad sju will continue to be hot and famous after aots while Candice bailey will fade into obscurity. Aots sucked after kevin left anyway.
It sucked after Olivia left.
#47 self high five, like a boss
#25 hombre viejo sabe a KCCO
Translate Spanish man! Translate!
Old man knows to KCCO
Yo I dated a Liz but she was a bitch and had blonde hair? Did you used to be a bitch and have blonde hair? Because maybe you're the same Liz.
Lol no sorry, I've never had blonde hair and I'm actually really nice. Sorry the bitch Liz ruined things for the nice Liz's haha
Not really… Literal translation: 'Old man tastes like KCCO'
It should be 'El viejo sabe cómo MCSC'
And that's Argentina for you right there
Thank you Liz.
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER? DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Did you know the web is world wide? Shocking, but true.
OK that was 6 blocks away from my house.
#34 Hopefully not the last … have I told you I'm single ???
First of many, right?
send us more!
Your rack is Amazing!
Wearing heart shaped jewelry, dude. She's taken.
Actually that heart says "Big Sister" and I got it as a gift from my baby sister when I graduated boot camp.
Then I lived up to my username. Do you date strangers from the Internet? Im super hot and cool, pinky promise. And I'll buy you heart shaped jewelry.
MOAR #34 definitely the best part of today's DAR
Thanks for your first and hope to see you next burns day.
Hey Kansas, is Colorado too far for you?
#46. The one with the dark hair. yes.
Is that a mother-daughter thing? The blond looks 13.
They both look to be about 13. BruceBruce is going to end up in SingSing…
#24 " Well there's your problem"
Honestly, that's my job (or close enough). Basically get called over, look "yup, that's pretty fucked up" make notes, pass notes on, ?????, Profit.
"That'll buff out."
#14 High Five for Boobies
I thought only Fat dudes and rednecks wore there t shirts in the water
Well, Jonah Hill is fat. Logic should dictate Tanning Chatum is a redneck.
Leo DiCaprio, twat waffle
Thanks for paying attention.
hahaha twat waffle…well done sir
This entire conversation is borderline amazing.
Apple pie B)
TWAT WAFFLE…..OMG I fucking laughed harder at that then any of the posts on chive today!!! Thank you !
Is this real? In what situation are DiCaprio and Jonah Hill checking out boobs in the ocean? During Django Unchained filming maybe?
#34, thanks for that.
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