Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

February 7, 2013 | In: DAR

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TheYesMan25

#1 DERP!

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http://twitter.com/RadioSparxxx @RadioSparxxx

midgets RULE!!!
TheYesMan25

#50 what a lovely finish

bigyawns

thats what your mum said
SmokeyTheBear

Just glorious…
fob

ugh, id love to spooge all over her pretty face. UGGGHHHH YEEEAA!!!
Feeder

I'd bone that!!
Slam

Lovely finish? I hope she's not finished! MOAR!!!

TheYesMan25

Lovely finish as in last picture of this post duh. Obviously no one wants this to be her last.

duh

Thank you so much for explaining that, I'm sure no one would've figured that out without your infinite wisdom

TheYesMan25

Slam needed the further explanation.

ChristHump

I just finished.
Gabriel

But still, we want more!!
Charles III

gorgeous

AM Alycia Dominion

DAR is early! Yay!

Plzzz

Show us your tits!

AM Alycia Dominion

I've already made two galleries

509 chiver

Alycia your beautiful!!
Gandolf the DAR

The DAR is never late nor early, it arrives precisely when it means to.
craigallen

You'd make me come early too.

Dan

#17 This is why I love living in Chicago

DOOFY ONE

FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS!

JimmyP06

Must be a redwings fan. Side note: blackhawks girl, will you marry a fellow Blackhawks fan?
Wesley

Dear sir,
I understand you are upset at your team not being #1 in the nation right now; I assume you are a fan of the Capitols who are at a record setting high of 2-7-1.

Sincerely,
Chicago Sports fan from Utah

And my god this picture is fantastic, loving the Patrick Kane jersey.

Wesley

and the website decides to put that in my comment, just why

Nice boobs

Cause you put a #1 which refers to that pic in the DAR, see below.. I'm going to add #44, just cause boobs.

Kevin

You spelled Black Cocks wrong.

Jimmy

Me too!
techno_viking

She's so hot I'd let her eat a Nature Valley granola bar in my bed.

m.c.

I can't thumb up on the mobile site so I'll just tell you I think that comment deserves a thumb up. Well done.

Notknowing

Yup, she's hot…still hate the Blackhawks, though.
Teddy Roxspin

She wins! My god can she be COTW yet? I want to see a whole gallery of greatness!
Uuhhhh huh!!!

Would be a lot better in a 11 time Stanley cup champion red wing jerrz …. Still rockin ass bahd tho nice work chivvette nice work
ewdeziel

As a Chicagoan and die hard Blackhawks fan, I have to request: FIND HER!!!

Bhodi

I second the motion

Fuck obama

You mean you don't like having the strictest gun laws and having the most gun related murders in america. Weird.
BigSchem

I'm a Wings fan and I'd still like to hang out with her. We could play strip hockey One goal = one article of clothing

Mikey

#2 Literally story of my life

Carl

Also my wife's
HOORAY

HUNGRY + ANGRY = HANGRY
ChristophersonofGray

Literally?

Cholley2

Me likey the early DAR!!
Ste7e

#9 for the win

Mike

Leah xoxo
Google her, you won't be disappointed
Fortybras

Image search "xoxo leah" she has a lot more.
Leah xoxo

Leah xoxo
rooster

You guys are wizards……..
RocksOff

Total smoke show. Fantastic natural body, complete and utter butter-face.

Wittry

#5
With those trimming skills, that guy could make anything out of his bush.

Holy Shamoly

Hey Peter, does this look like a "Q" to you?

How about now?
yoyo

there's a dick hidden in there somewhere I know it

TheYesMan25

#29 don't act like you don't like that!

GRyde

Acceptable duckface I believe.
Samuel

Candice Bailey motorboating SJU is one of the things I really miss from Attack Of The Show…

True Story

I miss that show already, nothing else like it. Hopefully we'll see those two doing something else just as awesome.

bones

R.I.P. Attack of the Show
Infernos33

RIP AOTS

Awesome

#50 made early DAR even better
Ryan

First

TheYesMan25

lol not even close….maybe next time
A different Ryan

Dude, change your name loser

Nick

#45 Amusing. lol

Moragami

I'm pretty sure that dog is dead. Not cool.

Nick

If he is, he died laughing.

Guest

Not really, although the face is somewhat funny. The people who let that happen are idiots. Anyone who has kids or dogs knows better than to leave the keys inside, even for a small amount of time.

Classy

I could say it. But I've got class…

Classy

I am retarded.

Really?

Another product of the American public school system, eh?

ChristophersonofGray

Stay Classy

Adam

#17 #34 and #50. Yes please. Thank you for making my day complete.

Jack Wagon

Thank you #34 for being a first time chivette, please please please don't let this be your last! You are beautiful and have a glorious set of tits! Let's see dat ass too!

txchiver

#9 #17 #34 Beauty at its finest!!
http://twitter.com/Richteriano @Richteriano

#17 MOAR

For real

Easily the hottest chivette, ever.

bob_the_cook

#29- I love you SJU, #50- I love you too gorgeous brunette

majorfathead

I actually like her counterpart (Candace Bailey) better, Attack of the Show FTW

I don't know

Too bad sju will continue to be hot and famous after aots while Candice bailey will fade into obscurity. Aots sucked after kevin left anyway.

Jason

It sucked after Olivia left.

DDD

#47 self high five, like a boss
Adam

#25 hombre viejo sabe a KCCO

Firefighter23

Translate Spanish man! Translate!

anditisLiz

Old man knows to KCCO

Liz's Ex

Yo I dated a Liz but she was a bitch and had blonde hair? Did you used to be a bitch and have blonde hair? Because maybe you're the same Liz.

anditisLiz

Lol no sorry, I've never had blonde hair and I'm actually really nice. Sorry the bitch Liz ruined things for the nice Liz's haha

Nishtai

Not really… Literal translation: 'Old man tastes like KCCO'
It should be 'El viejo sabe cómo MCSC'
And that's Argentina for you right there
Firefighter23

Thank you Liz.

Welcome to america

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER? DO YOU SPEAK IT?

A BiPolar Guy

Did you know the web is world wide? Shocking, but true.

http://twitter.com/javier_algarra @javier_algarra

OK that was 6 blocks away from my house.

Liam

#34 Hopefully not the last … have I told you I'm single ???

WalterSobchak_

First of many, right?
mrbiggs

send us more!
HoustonChiver

Your rack is Amazing!
Idiot

Wearing heart shaped jewelry, dude. She's taken.
Kansas

Actually that heart says "Big Sister" and I got it as a gift from my baby sister when I graduated boot camp.

Idiot

Then I lived up to my username. Do you date strangers from the Internet? Im super hot and cool, pinky promise. And I'll buy you heart shaped jewelry.

bones

MOAR #34 definitely the best part of today's DAR
Zane

Thanks for your first and hope to see you next burns day.
Colorado

Hey Kansas, is Colorado too far for you?

BruceBruce

#46. The one with the dark hair. yes.

thom

Is that a mother-daughter thing? The blond looks 13.
Beard_of_Zeus

They both look to be about 13. BruceBruce is going to end up in SingSing…

Ryan

#24 " Well there's your problem"

entryENGR

Honestly, that's my job (or close enough). Basically get called over, look "yup, that's pretty fucked up" make notes, pass notes on, ?????, Profit.
clay

"That'll buff out."

TheBAMFinater

#14 High Five for Boobies

FatJasonSegal

I thought only Fat dudes and rednecks wore there t shirts in the water

Gloryhound421

Well, Jonah Hill is fat. Logic should dictate Tanning Chatum is a redneck.

anon

Leo DiCaprio, twat waffle

Billy

Thanks for paying attention.
Chico

hahaha twat waffle…well done sir

mikeymike75

This entire conversation is borderline amazing.

Amiright

Apple pie B)

tralfaz

titty sprinkles

Benzo

TWAT WAFFLE…..OMG I fucking laughed harder at that then any of the posts on chive today!!! Thank you !

ilm

Is this real? In what situation are DiCaprio and Jonah Hill checking out boobs in the ocean? During Django Unchained filming maybe?

http://jasonreiss.wordpress.com jasonreiss

#34, thanks for that.

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