I do what I want (25 Photos)

Do you do what you want? Send your photo to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.

  • http://twitter.com/jbvancamp @jbvancamp

    #13 I'd like to do what I want to her…MOAR?

    • CanadianMedic

      it's a total "black"out over at the chivery!!

  • Carl

    I do what I want. So I'm gonna be first

    • a-nom

      I do what I want, so I'm going to criticize you for thinking you're first…

    • fng

      Sorry Carl your just a little slow with thee ole enter button

  • MissChris

    #10 Because fuck that guy, that's why. And all drivers like em!

    • boob_cuddler

      I hope he/she had to wait for hours for the other people to move.


    #10 if you park like a complete assclown, expect to be treated like one

  • a-nom

    #23 Rick-rolling at it's very best…

  • FLChiver

    #21. Should be shot.

    • Ole

      Right in the dick.

    • Not George Zimmerman

      Seeing as you're in Florida, why not do it yourself? You just have to shout "he's coming right for me!" before you blast 17 year olds in the face and its alllll gravy 😉

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        True story.

      • Chive Troll Patrol

        Trolls not welcome here. Please leave and don't come back, if you are still here.

    • JBone

      I would have keyed this fucks car.

    • Not australian

      You're in 'Merica, it'll happen in due time

    • Guest

      More than a little extreme, but they definitely deserve to have their car towed about 3 counties over. And if there just happens to be some damage that occurs during the tow? Oh well.

      That is assuming that the person park there in a horrible hurry because of a real emergency (seriously doubt it, but … )

  • Nick

    #21 should be punched in the mouth.

    • Deja vu

      Right in the dick.

  • Huell

    I like this post because it reminds me of boobs.

  • Tillman61

    #23 One of the few good uses of this video ever done…

  • I'm a Girl

    #13 Can I do what I want to her while she's doing what she wants?

  • deleted4823318

    Oh and people like #21, if I ever catch a person parking in handicapped without a permit, OR taking up two spaces like a tool—I'll personally throat punch you. No excuse for being that big of a Dbag!

    • Do0zer

      ^ I'm really starting to dig this girl!

    • CAChiver

      I'll do you one better.
      I'll write them a $450 ticket.


        You mean I can't throat punch them? What about a swift kick to their twig and berries or vag??

        • Bad parker

          I'll park like that if you promise to choke me with a belt, call me a little bitch, and spank me.

          • TheVanityScore

            go back to brazzers your on the wrong site bad parker

            • Bad parker

              Get back in your closet, queer.

    • David

      So the Dbag gets a ticket and you possibly go to jail and have a nice little court date to attend?
      Hmmm………yup, sounds reasonable!

      That being said, I have a close nephew in a chair. This type of shit really does piss me off!
      Couple of nails behind each tire and he would have a chance of driving off before getting four flats!

  • tv_paul

    #25 You motor boatin' son of a bitch!

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    Don't quite know why, but I have a lot of respect for #22

    • sandy astroglide

      doesn't matter. saw moobs.

  • Rondo

    hey look at who is in #9. how ironic that's my number. . How about you want to hit some jumpers? How about some free throws? Maybe a 3 here and there? How about you do what you want you piece of shit.

    • Anon

      That escalated quickly….

  • techno_viking

    #13 Weeze the juice!

    • WS6

  • Ski

    Someone needs to run a #10 on #21

  • sfb101

    #10 Sevres them right!

  • ibleedgreenngold

    #1 I didn't know Justin Morneau played the trumpet.

  • http://www.gamerchatter.com Edward

    #14 We want MOAR!!!!

    • herrrrrr

      wat book is dat

      • Mr X

        Banksy, wall and piece

    • Nathan

      Banksy, ftw.

  • Respect

    Really…what an asshole….

    • Pete

      Skateboarders are so tough

    • Iceman2509

      Yep, that guy is a dick. No wonder why skateboarders are viewed unfavorably.

  • dewarz

    #25 Go home speed boat. You are drunk!

  • Oh Ya Baby!

    #15 #16 start to a bad porno

    • Blurry pussy

      Really awesome Asian porno*

      • McPred

        What's title of the movie? Thanks

  • IrishInNJ

    When 3 of the first 4 pics are repeats…you know it's time to close the Chive tab.

  • Awareness

    doubt that's even a security guard, let alone a cop. No belt of radios and flashlights? Plus, it's hard for a skateboard to "sneak" up on someone like that.

    • Nuked

      He was trying to stop the boarder.

  • Jay

    #3 Can someone explain this to me?

    • http://twitter.com/scaggnettii @scaggnettii

      Me too. Seen this several times and i still dont get it.

    • Don

      Video is dumb, kid was going to ollie over it. Who cares

    • thatguy

      No, it was another one of 4chan's things, like knocking over the card stand. I remember the thread, they were watching the Central Park Livecam and hoping someone would knock it down.

      • Kade

        …. Who doesn't remember that thread? Or the garbage being kicked into the street and a little anon hiding behind the dumpster lol 4chan .. The place where a troll can be a troll!!

    • Andy Valentine

      Gentleman vandal

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