I don’t even know what’s right anymore (34 Photos)

  • crustybubblechunks

    #2 The resemblance is eerily similar

  • UB6ILB9

    My house smells like bacon right now.

    • baddbuzz

      Damn you . . You just had to say bacon . .

    • Felcus

      Well, did you just make bacon?

  • Paul

    #13 Felt a little guilty about laughing…didn't stop me

    • P90

      Yeah too soon man, too soon.

  • sfb101

    #3 Dropping the big one.
    #5 Still wood
    #14 Bummer dude
    #17 Should have used comic sans…

    • Rich


      • MylesofStyles


  • CD3

    some people prefer their cucumbers pickled

    • Lets start the show

      That is correct as some people say
      "Cucumber tastes better pickled"

  • crustybubblechunks

    #22 Quite possibly the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on theChive

    • http://twitter.com/IAM_splashnasty @IAM_splashnasty

      Haha I literally bust out laughing and couldn't stop in a crowded quiet waiting room

    • crazydog

      and yet so funny

    • DemBone

      Well be glad they didn't post an image of a Boohbah. Just one still image of them is worse than this single animated one.

  • Joseph of Aramathea

    #28 Kid may not ne that nright but he has stones

    • Joseph of Aramathea

      And based on my keyboard skills neither am I

    • a-nom

      P.S. this isn't the FBI…I swear.

      • ChodeLauncher

        and they totally aren't trying to lure a suspected kiddie porn producer into a trap

  • boob_cuddler

    #16 that robot is so freaking cool.

    • Jake

      Pretty fucking scary is what it is!

    • truth

      Go home robot mule….you're drunk.

    • MonkeyMadness

      It is pretty awesome, I've videos of it in action. Although it is kind of creepy looking in a way, it is very agile. Most robotics would bust their ass when it stepped onto the ice. Not this guy.

    • ATL Chiver

      The programmers on this project are too good. Its amazing how well the robot recovered from the lack of traction.

  • darkohanzo

    #16 Am I the only one that is creeped out by that thing? I would not want to see that thing creeping up on me in an alley

    • I don't know

      Just look into all the crazy shit DARPA has made. That thing is only the tip of the iceberg.

    • jackhadding

      This is the first step towards us having the Hound from Fahrenheit 451

    • Rhomboid

      Next stop…Skynet.

    • Muadieb

      You'd hear it before you saw it more than likely… Shit's loud!

  • Poopy

    What's wrong with #25 ?

  • jokerz4fun

    Looks like my weekend just became busy.

  • the390

    As a wildlife biologist this cracks me up. It must be due to "habitat" loss, an effect of all those Brazilian waxes.

  • tv_paul

    #9 I bet they'll have plenty of Schweddy Balls for folks to lick.

  • http://twitter.com/brueapilsner @brueapilsner

    #30 That's why every disabled child needs a motorized wheelchair.. It's constant game play.

    • Dan

      The Kinect will not recognize a person in a wheelchair. You can use hand gestures for the menu, but not while in gameplay.

      • http://twitter.com/brueapilsner @brueapilsner

        Uh, yeah.. I know. I happen to be one of them there crips. My comment was more along the lines of always having a joystick to play with.

  • beasty

    Number 3: Her Breast…..Good answer, good answer

  • Wittry


    Stop it.

  • DrGarnicus

    #4—"That fire hydrant. In the summer, we used to light it on fire" – Philip J. Fry

  • THErealWAVE

    #8 fucking MyMathLab i think every college student hates that shit

    • Fred Flintstone

      Story of my life

    • SMD

      What's wrong I tells ya is the fact the you're often required to pay to use that shit on top of tuition and book charges. It's not just MyMathLab, it's MyAccountingLab, MyEnglishLab…. BullfuckingshitLab is what it is.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #18 The only thing I can think of is "Avalanche!"

    • katie

      Whey is the girl on the right holding a cup underneath that woman's breast?

      • katie

        * why

        • mctits Vonnips


  • Nick

    PETA really dropped the ball on #1

  • Stick

    Thanks to Cracked

    • Skipper

      this can't be real… right?

      • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

        Nope, this is from a photoshop contest on Cracked.com

  • rsjem1979


    Apparently Roosevelt Island is foreskin – and NYC is obviously Jewish.

    • MonkeyMadness

      That explains why New Yorkers are dicks.

  • ThunderKCCO

    #18 gravity is a bitch. that being said, find the one on the left (person, not breast)

    • Some Random Dude

      She got trapped in the orbit of that breast, never to be heard from again. Because in space, no one can hear you scream.

  • Barrymackokener

    #8 fuck fuck fuck myMathlab, that shit happens to me all the time

  • CaseuhDilluh



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