Soap for manly men — you heard me right (17 Photos)

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  • Truth

    Where's the "just fapped" scent?

    • Horus

      That's just scebt of bleach and shame.

      • Horus

        Gah, what's the scent of typos and grammar fail…

        • Papa Horus

          Your mom should've swallowed you.

          • That Guy

            Yours swallowed me..

      • @cynical_0ne

        Shame has a unique aroma that I know well.

    • aaaayeah....

      It's called "yo momma"

    • BrianR

      LOL, Now THAT is a worthy first comment.

    • Bob

      He has yet to pull that one off. Coming soon….

    • 15Weight

      I guess he figures that scent would be on most men anyway. No need to go overboard.

    • Jdawg

      Lol hilarious…. It would be called scent of bang

  • Tim

    BIG LEAGUE CHEW!!!!!!!

  • Stafferty

    With the amount of bullshit in Washington on both sides, I kinda hope that the Republican and Democrat soaps actually smell like donkey's or elephants. Probably more pleasant.

    • aaaayeah....

      They probably both smell like bullshit but the Republican has the after scent of cash. Democrat however has a more dumbass pussy scent.

      • The_Dood

        I was fearing that this was going to turn into a political flame war, which it probably still will, but your comment really got me laughing. Well played on both sides…

        • Disguested

          With a hint of rot.

  • lazylaz

    #16 ans #8 probably both smell like crap, but both groups will argue for year over how much better their bar smells.

    • Elepski

      And then both will try to force the other to use it… LOL

      • Blue Bronco

        I like where this thread is going.
        Fuck both parties!

    • Galb

      Republican will smell like failure and old socks with floral scents of skunk weed. Democrat will smell like laziness and liberal crotch rot with subtle hints of landfill. Both will be full of promises of cleanliness, but 90% of the ingredients are horse shit.

      • Scuba_Steve33

        And none of the makers of said soap are forced to use it.

      • The Glockster

        The democrat bar is so burdened with vulnerables, if dropped, it is impossible to pick up off the shower floor.

        The republican bar is so full disappointment it dissolves immediately upon contact with water.

  • LeO

    What happen to the "Burnout Tire" smell?

  • navydudenamedjoe

    #4 who the fuck would want to smell like a urinal cake and piss?

    • tebow

      ur mom.

    • adMANistrator

      A man Joe, a man.

    • Soupy Sales

      the soap washes the piss off your hands …

  • N8orius

    Personal favorites – Cedar Log Cabin and Baseball Glove
    Pure awesomeness!
    #1 #11

    • 5eagles

      I would buy those two (assuming the price is reasonable of course).

    • boredatwork

      those are the two i was looking at too.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #16 Smells like ass.

    • NebraskaGuy

      Haha It had to be said!

  • Steve

    missing a few:
    "Your Mother"

    • MonkeyMadness

      Don't forget "Ball Sweat"

      • Scuba_Steve33

        haha fyi your mother already smells like ball sweat!

    • fibonacci5150

      I wouldn't mind Diesel at all. Sign me up

    • ps86

      and "chainsaw"

    • Kris Moore

      Motor oil?

  • freddy boy

    Great post, Bob. Thanks.

  • mishai

    pff true man got a Breakfast made of screws drensched in motoroil and sprey self with smell of morning napalm…soap is for unicorn luversD

  • Schnizz56

    Just googled this and they also have a 'Cannabis' scented one!!

    • RichMahogany

      Which would pair nicely with #15

    • NYChiver

      You must not have a career…

      • ps86

        said the guy commenting on his post

    • Chewed

      Officer, I swear, it's my soap!

  • Anjin-San


    • yup


  • WindyCityKid13

    #4 Well, that escalated quickly

    • MonkeyMadness

      But does it taste the same?

  • dahobe

    Where's "Burnt Cordite"? I would kill to smell like I just got back from the range all day…

    • don'tfearthecreeper

      Good call, I love the smell of spent shell casings

  • Eric

    #16, wait how did a girly floral scented soap get in here?

    • Leeks

      The same way greedy old man smell got in. #8

  • *dash*

    #7 who the hell would want to smell like muscle rub?

  • tommy2X4

    2-cycle exhaust
    New car smell
    Fresh ground coffee
    Columbian Gold
    Teen Spirit
    Gun Powder
    Burnt rubber from cars doing burnouts
    Hay mound

    • r00s7a

      A "hay mound"? Hahaha you ain't from around here, are ya?

    • lalex

      Like the Gun Powder

    • Bruno

      Gun powder FTW 😀 hahahaha

  • MonkeyMadness

    Where's the "Pussy" scent?

    • Don Cornelius

      Still on my penis. Thank your mom for me…

  • Kevin

    taint scent?

  • NothingToSeeHere

    #8 Smells like money, bibles and a subtle tinge of gunpowder

  • saltygary

    #10 don't use this if you are driving.

    #11 seems very usable.

    • Lloyd_Xmas

      True . . didn't think of that!
      Officer: "Have you been drinking?"
      You: "No officer, I swear it's just my hand soap."

  • Livin' Legend

    I make soap as a side business, done pretty well locally, but my target demographic is like, polar opposite of this (it was an economics thing; rich ladies in boutiques are willing to spend more money on all natural soap), but damned if I'm not a bit jealous of the cool factor of Man Hands.

    • 16inchzipper

      Tyler? That you?

  • no name
    • no name

      $6 bucks a bar

  • Steve Grenier

    Is it wrong that I want to buy these?

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