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February 8, 2013 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Random
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Category: Awesome, Funny, Random
Uh, I'm here for the gang bang?
Me too! No, i'm not going to try and steal your cock or anything. We can call a truce for the evening
Uhhm, actually you are on the Internet.
#31 the line forms to the left…behind me.
READ IT IN THAT GUYS VOICE. THANK YOU. AND THANK YOU FOR NOT SAYING FIRST.
#18 #31 WOW,smoking hot!!
Yeah those sluts are just looking to get jiz dumped in them like the average bitches they are!
Agreed…Any would be willing to get in the "line of fire"..Spunk parties are so much fun.
#18 – Wouldn't we all…….
Is it me or does it seem like #31 was spanked by a 5 year old?
haha, my first thought, after I was turned on.
The couch is about to go up in flames
I got so excited some else saw this too I just said out load; "that's what I thought!"
It was that guy from that one burger king commercial.
#18 Give that bitch some chocolate syrup… Bitches LOVE Chocolate syrup. It's up to the guy to decide HOW where it goes. Atta boy!
#31 that's my pal Jeff, he says thanks
#27 i live in this world
Is this the chick from GoT?
It's Olivia Munn
the few episodes of The New Girl she has been in are a must see. she plays a stripper and love interest of Nick. Smoking hot…
Recently did a topless scene too. Worth the wait.
#24 I've never wanted to help with the laundry so bad it made my pant tighter before!
She bends at the waist too… http://22.214.171.124/ehg/image.php?f=2a70b2ec97b…
indeed she does…. good find my man
Internet model, Bryci – NSFW
Love me some Bryci
You help with the laundry, I'll be busy boning her.
#10 #31 is my life! My girl can't get enough…and we been married for 8 years!
Lucky fucking you
Lies – all lies….
Watch out we got a badass over here
that explains all the strange cars in your driveway when you're at work
#18. Chocolate syrup?
(it's for the sex)
#31 Lucky kid or giant woman?
Ha. I was thinking the same thing. That is quite a small hand print. Maybe she's a teacher…
and the kid is a lefty. we'll locate the lucky little bastard and make him tell us who she is!
I think the handprint is photoshopped, just like the totally fake looking joint laying on the couch.
Yeah, noticed the doobie after I posted. What am I missing here?
the dood from the burger king commercials with the tiny hands is obviously compensating for something else.
maybe she was smacked by another woman, which would make it hotter
I'd dirty my clothes a lot more (in more ways than one) with that sexy thing in #24 around
#15 I'm so old…
#24 Want to take a spin?
#31 Smack that!
#15 made me chuckle a bit
#31 Oh no! The joint is burning the couch! Quick give it to me!
Thats why she got a spanking. not only is she fucking up the couch, she's wasting that joint.
So #31 handprint is from a woman…….I like her….
The handprint is from a horny guy with a copy of Photoshop, just like the burning joint.
#15 – Ha ha ha… I wonder how many kids today will understand that one!
Wasn't this technically "unscrewing" the tape?
If "screw = tighten", and "unscrew = loosen", I'd think not.
Most of us used the pen mostly to reel tape back in that had somehow gotten loose. So, no, we "screwed" the tape back in, not "unscrewed" it…
I'm gonna go with little to none of them
Im only 20 and I remember doing this!
#10 shaazamm, #24 Ahh tide, keeping whites whiter for years.
#4 Emma Watson's face? Really? This has to stop.
Shut up, you.
I second that, she's "cute" but clearly not the most beautiful face you could find.
Natalie Portman or Mila Kunis! and Stacy Kiebler's ass! whats going on with me? I like dick! or….DO I?
its either her face or yours. And the internet stands by its decision.
Yea I love it when my women look like Richard Dawkins in the face.
If my wife did the two things that Peg Bundy doesn't do…I'd be in heaven.
Don't worry. She'll be older and less whatever in a few years and the internet will find someone else to worship…
indeed, it is odd everyone seems to love her but she look's like she's 12
#18 couldn't take my eyes off the little blonde second from the left, #31 what my girls ass looks like on a regular basis. Thats the good girl spankin.
#31 that seems like a really small hand print
#18 A five scoop blond sundae covered in chocolate syrup makes an awesome dessert
#10 Why can't more girls be like this. I'm a chick and fucking usually solves everything.
You. I like you.
How you doin?
Why can't I find a girl with this mind set?
Because she only exists on the internet, that's why.
Where is ? #29
Looks like the West of England, or maybe on the Continent somewhere… Numbers 5, 16 and 22 look much like southern Germany. So, maybe 29 is, too…
#5, #16, #22, #29
Don't burn the sofa.
#31 Someone has tiny, tiny jazz hands.
Smell like cabbage
I once wore a shirt that said "Incest is the Best" to a family reunion. It was really awkward. It was one of those "pranks" that didn't really pan out the way I'd anticipated it would.
Cool story, brah.
#27 – Because Munn gif is best gif.
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