Meanwhile, in the world I wish I lived in… (31 Photos)

Me too! No, i'm not going to try and steal your cock or anything. We can call a truce for the evening

Uhhm, actually you are on the Internet.

#31 the line forms to the left…behind me.

Yeah those sluts are just looking to get jiz dumped in them like the average bitches they are!

#18 – Wouldn't we all…….

Is it me or does it seem like #31 was spanked by a 5 year old?

#18 Give that bitch some chocolate syrup… Bitches LOVE Chocolate syrup. It's up to the guy to decide HOW where it goes. Atta boy!

Is this the chick from GoT?

Recently did a topless scene too. Worth the wait.

She bends at the waist too… http://95.211.199.137/ehg/image.php?f=2a70b2ec97b…

Love me some Bryci

You help with the laundry, I'll be busy boning her.

Lucky fucking you

Lies – all lies….

Watch out we got a badass over here

that explains all the strange cars in your driveway when you're at work

(it's for the sex)

Ha. I was thinking the same thing. That is quite a small hand print. Maybe she's a teacher…

I think the handprint is photoshopped, just like the totally fake looking joint laying on the couch.

the dood from the burger king commercials with the tiny hands is obviously compensating for something else.

maybe she was smacked by another woman, which would make it hotter

#15 made me chuckle a bit

Thats why she got a spanking. not only is she fucking up the couch, she's wasting that joint.

The handprint is from a horny guy with a copy of Photoshop, just like the burning joint.

Wasn't this technically "unscrewing" the tape?

I'm gonna go with little to none of them

Im only 20 and I remember doing this!

Shut up, you.

I second that, she's "cute" but clearly not the most beautiful face you could find.

its either her face or yours. And the internet stands by its decision.

Yea I love it when my women look like Richard Dawkins in the face.

If my wife did the two things that Peg Bundy doesn't do…I'd be in heaven.

Don't worry. She'll be older and less whatever in a few years and the internet will find someone else to worship…

it`s pork

You. I like you.

Thats hot

How you doin?

Why can't I find a girl with this mind set?

marry me

Marry Me

Looks like the West of England, or maybe on the Continent somewhere… Numbers 5, 16 and 22 look much like southern Germany. So, maybe 29 is, too…
#5, #16, #22, #29

Smell like cabbage

Cool story, brah.