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February 8, 2013 |
In: Funny, WTF
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Hadoken – 1 second to use
Kamehameha – 5 seconds to use
Spirit Bomb – 3 days
Best 3 day waits of my life
Do you mean stockings?
Pretty much summed it up for me too
On some seriously good drugs while making that game.
#5 Hate that shit
All the time…they don't want to go any faster. They just refuse to let you pass them.
I just thought of this song for no apparent reason.
You're supposed to accelerate as opposed to braking when you wanna pass someone.
I think Picard is referring to when people speed up to get around you and then slow down to the point that they're going SLOWER than you are, making you hit your brakes.
because I want to turn from your lane up ahead but you're being a dick and ignoring my turn signal.
The situation you are referring to has nothing to do with passing. What you describe is simply changing lanes.
If you are in the next lane, and didn't pass me to get to that spot, I'll let you in when I see your signal.
But if you come up from behind me and try to use your turn signal as an excuse to cut me off, I'll ignore you. If you PASSED me, then hit the brake and turn, you are the asshole.
Its a turn signal – not a request. It's on you to find the room, if someone is polite enough to make room that's fine but dont expect them to.
#39 There's no explanation, but it's pretty damn great.
This is in front of a house in Redwood City, CA. The guy dresses up the T-Rex in outfits for the holidays and big events (it was dressed in all Niners gear for the Super Bowl). WHY he does it though is beyond me.
#16 I know I'll get mad thumbs downed, but at first glance I honestly thought this was Justin Bieber.
Maybe it's cuz I'm black, but I don't know what the fuck white people see in this girl.
Well she WAS hot before she chopped off her hair and started looking like a 15 year old boy.
My son just told me its cuz of Harry Potter… Black people ain't got no time for dat.
You don't watch movies?
I love movies. I'm a fucking actor.
Movies black people don't watch: Harry Potter, Twilight, Monty Python, Anime
this whole thread is fucking awesome
Haha, I like Huell.
I don't know where you are from but tons of my black friends past and present watch anime, specificly DBZ.
Thank you for a classic post… I thought the same thing (Bieber) I'll tell you what.. I'll give you Monty Python (who are awesome.. Give them a chance). If you can explain to this white guy… WHAT the fuck is so funny about Tyler Perry??
FYI… There was no better comic then Richard Pryor in my book… Just saying..
monty python in same sentence as twilight…hmm wtf?
I hear you Huell. She is way overrated. Thought it was just me.
Now you know it's just the two of you
Agreed. She looks like a teenage boy, even more so now that she cut her hair.
Well, I'm white and my 1st thought was "why is justin bieber wearing a dress?"
2nd thought should've been "oh yea, because he's a fag" (fag in the bad sense)
Good ole Winnipeg Sun #28
#10 Nice flippers!
This disappointed and disturbed me.
#43 i believe it was Dr. Manhattan(watchmen) sir
umm no, it was BFM!!!
Why don't you just suck him off already and go full gay on BFM? You are almost there so just go for it.
such anger, i sense much dark side in you
oh that's right… #38. New Kids are getting back together.
douchebag level = ultimate
This one seemed pretty easy to explain.
#6 Fringe Science
polydactyly – message brought to you by a doctor
postaxial polydactyly to be specific
And isn't have a sixth finger a dominant trait?
My question is, what does he do with the extra finger when he's typing?
6 My names Diego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
#16, something about this that I love but I think I should not.
Agreed, glad to know I'm not the only one. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the gutter I crawled out of…
Rear double arm Porn hold…
#29 Dude, know the code!
All guys should be taught the code. Sadly some aren't.
If this one's not ingrained from birth you should give up and sit to pee
Everytime! Same in movie theaters, camping sites, anywhere when you need some personal space! Is there any research on why this is?
Nothing attracts a crowd like a crowd.
Is this your bush?
I have found that pulling your pants down to your ankles at the urinal is also frowned upon.
#10 I have the weirdest boner right now.
#23 you can explain that. Sometimes new recruits must suit up completely straight and keep their eyes forward, even while eating. The banana makes sure they don't look down.
That's what she said….
Sorry… I'll leave now
#12 If she will bend and kiss him maybe I have a shot? Then again I doubt it.
Put the Brazzers logo on there.
I have no words…
I do. It's awesome!
#12 Why is there something sexy about this?
#3 Ni**a air-lifted my bike!
#21 KAMEHAME HAAAAA
Winnipeg, you think you're so smart, but your never…
You're, you got one right, or are you talking about Winnipeg's never? In that case, what's a never?
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