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Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

February 11, 2013 | In: DAR, Random

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Chiefhenry27

Not even Hump Day, but #15 and #47 make me feel like it is!

#41 – F' yes!

Just sayin'

Unfortunately, #15 is shopped. Nothing wrong with the original though.

LOS

you just ruined my day….where's the original?

Daddyjax

It looks much better imo! http://i.imgur.com/SFwGc.jpg

#47 just looks wrong to me…implants?

smoochi

implants.

Holmes

Woooo!

F Yes!!!

Best DAR in a while! Thank you Chive!!!

ski

#24 yup.

FunKiller

I'm going to need a name…..I mean, if she's going to be my future ex-wife, I'd like to know her name first.
Baxpin

And the winner of Monday is….

http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

Nobody these comments blow. All u homos should perv on ur own time

almolester

we are, fuckstain

http://www.theAIRIA.com Brandon

Guess who'll be taking this beautiful lady on valentines day?
<–

Huell

No way! You too?

thorosoe

Even if she weren't that hot, I'd instantly like her just for the GIR tattoo on her belly

bill

But she is hot!
Steve

Pretty much what pushed me over the edge..!

Porkins

COTW! MOAR! And Please Find! And whatever else Chivers say!
Tannon

who is this? name please
The Realist

I sorta want to see the rest of the Invader Zim tatoo
Gir

It's time to sing the doom song!
john

nip slip
al ward

hell that's my shirt! and mug

jbob2828

#1 #2 #3 honestly thought the whole DAR was going to be katy perry for a second. and i would not have complained

TheVanityScore

me neither. i think we need a full blown katy perry post in the near future
Huntdog

Agreed would not have complained to see a whole Katy post!
savagecabbage

Fuck that shit. Ugly bitch

Obiwan

She is ordinary in every way, except cleavage.
ShadowChiver

You know you still would if you even remotely had a chance. You don't have to say this out loud just to make yourself feel that tiny bit more important.

savagecabbage

Ah now i still would, i've done a lot worse thanks to lady alcohol. Just saying she's still an ugly bitch. Capital knockers an all but i've seen her without makeup and she's fuckin bargain basement. Plus she seems like she'd be a cunt. Plus her music fuckin sucks.

just saying

You sound like a bitter loser
Hmmm

You seem like you'd be a bitter cunt also. Maybe you two have stuff in common…

Leo

No sass on the DAR!

Alex

I bet ur ugly without ur makeup too!!!
bmoney

My first thought was ur just lookin for attention w/ ur 1st comment.. but now that u mention the "no make-up" pic I've seen recently I have to say I agree. She aint much more than Work of (photoshop) Art.

Derek

Nearly every chivette I've seen, taken as a whole, trumps Perry. I'd say they all have, but my memory isn't the sharpest.

joe

#43 love

blue_bronco

Nice body, but those tats look like prison

Slim Jim

what tats?

Huell

Madison Ivy??

FFFUUUUCCCKK!!!

Nope….but I'd call her anything she wanted me to!

Thefindherking

shelby chesnes

Purist66

you are a saint

http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

Crying happy tears

Brian

Thank you, Sir!

because

#49 boobs get more appreciation than other comments

GRyde

I don't think I've ever appreciated any boobs more than these!
WalterSobchak_

Find

Guest

Kelley Hazeel
Gunny

Agreed. Can't believe we've not already…

Notknowing

Dear God! That is the squishy I've been looking for.
http://tapiture.com/drake1701 drake1701

Been looking for this one awhile. Most I've got is some photography by a guy named Sean Archer of a girl named Maria.
http://500px.com/photo/23718959 http://500px.com/photo/9246259 http://500px.com/photo/9205847

and of course http://500px.com/photo/17981845

CunningLinguistRuss

#49 It looks like the chick is Russian, probably from Yekaterinaburg:
http://500px.com/Archer_5 http://www.cuded.com/2012/10/portraits-photograph…

Portraits Photography by Yekaterinaburg, Sverdlovskaya Oblast’, Russia based photographer Sean Archer. Sean graduated from Ural State Academy of Architecture and Arts.
FLBP Maria

A tip of my cap to you, drake. Well done.

Willis

Maybe it's just the sheer size of her boobs, but it makes her hands look small!

yep

yep thought the same thing
i like boobs

they'll make my penis look bigger too

Guest

I saw somewhere (maybe Chive?) that someone thought her full name was Maria Lordan, but I have been unable to confirm it anywhere.

Alfred

#29 #32 #38 need moar

Bhodi

Blackhawk Girl needs to show her face, cause everything else is smokin hot!
brian

moar!!!!
Steve

God bless attention whores!
MylesofStyles

I can't believe the girl in #32 uses Firefox in the bathroom.

Jen

i didnt even notice the cat in the sink. also, holy hip bones.

hoovus

#24 Much, much more of that please

Hurricane Harri

How much you wanna bet John has the whole uncropped picture?
lexluthr

A strong motion seconded for this one

Crackajack

#15 #47 – just made my eyes water

Joe

Why, because they are shopped?
TJ0351

I like big buts and I cannot lie !!………….
golfn9

Yep, so true ! Dat Ass

http://twitter.com/Superman_2138 @Superman_2138

Who wouldn't stare at Katy Perry? #1 #2 #3

http://prestigechirovirginia.com Sweet_Lew

Nemo is apparently in Katy Perry's cleavage. I think we all need to try to find him.

jim thorton

#3
F**k me! no, seriously.

Jedediah

No Katy Perry I will not have sex with you…..Unless you want to have sex with me…then in that case yes I will have sex with you.

Undershooter30

#8 How I felt when I walked in the door at work today.
804Hokie

#49
Stunning

Child Please

Who?

crustybubblechunks

I had a good laugh at #33 before work ended

Interneter

How did the cat know to jump on the towel and slide?

arose

he's following a laser.

LudditeGrammarPoPo

Interneter might have known that. Following a laser is not predicative of jumping on a towel and sliding…

Djeepy

#15 Oy YOU, get off my Chive.

Matt

Same to you, douche.

sfb101

#2 #4 Coincident?
#43 Damn! Nice way to end the day…
http://thechive.com/ BobbaFett

#16
This really means you don't have to get me anything SPECIAL for V-day.

This translation brought to you by oodles of mistakes…
bones

#29 nice

Andrew

God Bless Blackhawk beauties

GrantyAC

#21 simply impressive..

TheDonOf952

yes, very. now do that without clothes and face me. thanks!
CaptainInsano

Maybe my favorite sexy pic ever on thechive
Mr.

How bout a HD post with this lady?
Boner

Thank you may I have another?! Find HER!!!! If it's the last thing you ever do FIND HER!!!!!

Undershooter30

#3 Best part about the grammys.

blaze

^Breast
TrailerParkBoy

She should've won a Grammy for each of those
dirtysanchez

Grammy's mammaries !

Evan

#49 Id swim through a mile of her diarhea just to see where it came from

Curly85

dude…?
http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

honestly a mile wh.. why am i commenting on this… fuck
Steel Jaguar

There are certain limits to what can be said on the Chive and you have just passed one of them.
http://twitter.com/therealtoot @therealtoot

I'd snorkel through a mile for #47
the truth

women don't poop
Fitzy

This literally made my roommate and I cry from laughing so hard
Jen

omg, i just snorted.

BaseballRube

DAR is early because #3 could not wait to be posted. Also great end with #49.
whoami

#49 her hands are not anywhere near large enough to handle this sweater puppies. I offer my assistance free of charge

weelee

They are SUPER tiny… Shes gotta be no more than 5 ft tall.. She could either be really hot or kinda creepy lookin.

CunningLinguistRuss

She's really hot: http://500px.com/Archer_5 http://www.cuded.com/2012/10/portraits-photograph…
jb366

Tiny hands do me a favor in the perspective department

sithney

#5 they're also staring at katy's rack.
http://prestigechirovirginia.com Sweet_Lew

#47 … white girls with black ass? I like this new evolutionary concept …

Craigery

I think those are implants.

http://prestigechirovirginia.com Sweet_Lew

Very disappointing.

CaptainInsano

She just really needs to poop
John

shopped or a strange left cheek

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