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February 11, 2013 |
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Not even Hump Day, but #15 and #47 make me feel like it is!
#41 – F' yes!
Unfortunately, #15 is shopped. Nothing wrong with the original though.
you just ruined my day….where's the original?
It looks much better imo! http://i.imgur.com/SFwGc.jpg
#47 just looks wrong to me…implants?
Best DAR in a while! Thank you Chive!!!
I'm going to need a name…..I mean, if she's going to be my future ex-wife, I'd like to know her name first.
And the winner of Monday is….
Nobody these comments blow. All u homos should perv on ur own time
we are, fuckstain
Guess who'll be taking this beautiful lady on valentines day?
No way! You too?
Even if she weren't that hot, I'd instantly like her just for the GIR tattoo on her belly
But she is hot!
Pretty much what pushed me over the edge..!
COTW! MOAR! And Please Find! And whatever else Chivers say!
who is this? name please
I sorta want to see the rest of the Invader Zim tatoo
It's time to sing the doom song!
hell that's my shirt! and mug
#1 #2 #3 honestly thought the whole DAR was going to be katy perry for a second. and i would not have complained
me neither. i think we need a full blown katy perry post in the near future
Agreed would not have complained to see a whole Katy post!
Fuck that shit. Ugly bitch
She is ordinary in every way, except cleavage.
You know you still would if you even remotely had a chance. You don't have to say this out loud just to make yourself feel that tiny bit more important.
Ah now i still would, i've done a lot worse thanks to lady alcohol. Just saying she's still an ugly bitch. Capital knockers an all but i've seen her without makeup and she's fuckin bargain basement. Plus she seems like she'd be a cunt. Plus her music fuckin sucks.
You sound like a bitter loser
You seem like you'd be a bitter cunt also. Maybe you two have stuff in common…
No sass on the DAR!
I bet ur ugly without ur makeup too!!!
My first thought was ur just lookin for attention w/ ur 1st comment.. but now that u mention the "no make-up" pic I've seen recently I have to say I agree. She aint much more than Work of (photoshop) Art.
Nearly every chivette I've seen, taken as a whole, trumps Perry. I'd say they all have, but my memory isn't the sharpest.
Nice body, but those tats look like prison
Nope….but I'd call her anything she wanted me to!
you are a saint
Crying happy tears
Thank you, Sir!
#49 boobs get more appreciation than other comments
I don't think I've ever appreciated any boobs more than these!
Agreed. Can't believe we've not already…
Dear God! That is the squishy I've been looking for.
Been looking for this one awhile. Most I've got is some photography by a guy named Sean Archer of a girl named Maria.
http://500px.com/photo/23718959 http://500px.com/photo/9246259 http://500px.com/photo/9205847
and of course http://500px.com/photo/17981845
#49 It looks like the chick is Russian, probably from Yekaterinaburg:
Portraits Photography by Yekaterinaburg, Sverdlovskaya Oblast’, Russia based photographer Sean Archer. Sean graduated from Ural State Academy of Architecture and Arts.
A tip of my cap to you, drake. Well done.
Maybe it's just the sheer size of her boobs, but it makes her hands look small!
yep thought the same thing
they'll make my penis look bigger too
I saw somewhere (maybe Chive?) that someone thought her full name was Maria Lordan, but I have been unable to confirm it anywhere.
#29 #32 #38 need moar
Blackhawk Girl needs to show her face, cause everything else is smokin hot!
God bless attention whores!
I can't believe the girl in #32 uses Firefox in the bathroom.
i didnt even notice the cat in the sink. also, holy hip bones.
#24 Much, much more of that please
How much you wanna bet John has the whole uncropped picture?
A strong motion seconded for this one
#15 #47 – just made my eyes water
Why, because they are shopped?
I like big buts and I cannot lie !!………….
Yep, so true ! Dat Ass
Who wouldn't stare at Katy Perry? #1 #2 #3
Nemo is apparently in Katy Perry's cleavage. I think we all need to try to find him.
F**k me! no, seriously.
No Katy Perry I will not have sex with you…..Unless you want to have sex with me…then in that case yes I will have sex with you.
#8 How I felt when I walked in the door at work today.
I had a good laugh at #33 before work ended
How did the cat know to jump on the towel and slide?
he's following a laser.
Interneter might have known that. Following a laser is not predicative of jumping on a towel and sliding…
#15 Oy YOU, get off my Chive.
Same to you, douche.
#2 #4 Coincident?
#43 Damn! Nice way to end the day…
This really means you don't have to get me anything SPECIAL for V-day.
This translation brought to you by oodles of mistakes…
God Bless Blackhawk beauties
#21 simply impressive..
yes, very. now do that without clothes and face me. thanks!
Maybe my favorite sexy pic ever on thechive
How bout a HD post with this lady?
Thank you may I have another?! Find HER!!!! If it's the last thing you ever do FIND HER!!!!!
#3 Best part about the grammys.
She should've won a Grammy for each of those
Grammy's mammaries !
#49 Id swim through a mile of her diarhea just to see where it came from
honestly a mile wh.. why am i commenting on this… fuck
There are certain limits to what can be said on the Chive and you have just passed one of them.
I'd snorkel through a mile for #47
women don't poop
This literally made my roommate and I cry from laughing so hard
omg, i just snorted.
DAR is early because #3 could not wait to be posted. Also great end with #49.
#49 her hands are not anywhere near large enough to handle this sweater puppies. I offer my assistance free of charge
They are SUPER tiny… Shes gotta be no more than 5 ft tall.. She could either be really hot or kinda creepy lookin.
She's really hot: http://500px.com/Archer_5 http://www.cuded.com/2012/10/portraits-photograph…
Tiny hands do me a favor in the perspective department
#5 they're also staring at katy's rack.
#47 … white girls with black ass? I like this new evolutionary concept …
I think those are implants.
She just really needs to poop
shopped or a strange left cheek
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