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February 11, 2013 |
In: Facts, Funny
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Category: Facts, Funny
#26 Is a freaking genius
I couldn't afford freeze pops.
Yeah I did that with a couple prepackaged frozen margaritas and I almost got frost bite.
But then I drank the margaritas and all was right in the world.
How can you not afford ice and a plastic bag?
#1 Don't forget
"Everyone wants to punch him in the fucking face"
Dude, you so dumb if you think a real man just runs up punches someone. your a bitch pussy if you do that. Because I know how to be a real man because of all my years spent fishing and choppin wood.
MEow Meow Mwooooey meo meowwwwwwwww
Makes about as much sense…
Actually according to a study done by noonegivesaflyingfuck.com only 67% of people want to punch comment man in the face. And furthermore those that do want to punch him in the face are mad about the content of the comment and not that he commented in the first place……. Are you impressed with how I internet yet?
double post 3 min apart makes me sad at how you internet
does that mean everyone here in this page and in this website are not allowed to comment since everyone is capable of commenting? also, does that mean that all comments posted on this page and on other pages in this website are irrelevant, especially this one comment of mine?
Hipster code of conduct.
And here I always thought the one with the skinniest jeans had the right of way…damn hipsters…
Tie goes to the hipster with the most obscure LP in their backpack.
Beard etiquette pre-dates hipsters by at least the length of a Merlin.
god damn hipsters, they ruined beards… :'-(
I really hope I'm not first cause I don't have anything witty or funny to say :/
We can tell..
Nice waste of prime first page comment space pee pee head.
#29 that kid knows what's up, he should be congratulated
That's why the teacher wants to see him
#21 All the real men play Rugby. But the best help defend our Nation.
I want to downthumb the first comment, but the second comment wont let me. Fucking internet loophole.
real men play aussie rules football.
big men, in little boys shorts
Rugby is a joke. Name one well known athlete from a rugby team
I just read a book to my kid about saving trees. Then I had to explain to my child that the book was made of paper and I introduced her to the concept of irony. #19
#11 or use someone elses remote
Or get ice from their fridge.
i laughed at #38
#5 Real truth—Guys wearing these shirts NEVER get laid..
Guy wearing FBI Federal Bikini Inspector Hat agrees
Hahaha, does rape count?
Its not rape if you yell surprise first, then its just surprise sex
When I see a helmet like that I expect to hear, "Hi, I'm Dicknose, welcome to Jackass".
#1 It's not easy being me.
Thumbs up for your callsign…
"Oh stewardess! I speak jive."
#7 – mind = blown.
Bacon or boobs. The great monday debate. Go.
the bacon thing is a tad used up.
"Marty, you're not thinking fourth dimensionally…"
#16 is also why America has the best athletes. We only took the strongest from Africa.
You just had to go there….
But entirely accurate…… and Lincoln wanted to ship them off for colonization
Where did you learn your history, Wikipedia?
Agreed. That comment has no place on the Chive. 21 people up voted that crap.
Because all of America's athletes and Olympians are black… Dumb.
#23 What if Macaroni & Cheese are the names of your twin step-sisters?
Here in South Africa, our biggest pasta brand is Fatti & Moni. Much more appropriate names for step-sisters…
#27, yeah ALL white kids grow up in houses like that. DUMB.
Where is that ?
Damn straight. Some are born poor and have to make their way to get a pad like that…like Eminem and shit.
I've heard of Eminem, but who is this shit you speak of? Try not to type like you talk and stuff ok?
Because fuck you. That's why.
I'll bet Kanye's kids grow up in a house like that…
Didn't you guys hear? Racism toward white people is totally ok
Getting stereotyped as being rich is racism?That's gotta be tough.
You just made this picture that much more accurate.
#24 There is no age limit on Happy Meals
When my wife tells me I'm a "few fries short of a Happy Meal", what does she mean exactly?
There should be a weight limit though.
#24 The dude's the same size in both pics, so I think he figured that out… I think they're commenting on the before and after of realizing how bad the food is for you, instead of the ablity to order Happy Meals…
#12 AUTO-REWIND ATTTACCCKKK
#12 was obviously written by someone too young to remember the high pitch squeal and color bars that were at the very end of a lot of video tapes.
yeah, i dont think the captioner ever met the metal dragon that lived inside my VCR and made horrible noises and clicking sounds as he plotted my death…
#6 too high
#6 Only if you have that stupid membership card they push on you every time you walk in the door.
#6 Everyone gives gamestop a hard time but if it were for EA, Ubisoft, Activision and other publishers forcing Online Codes and other bullshit DRM making game trades worthless as the new owner would have to pay for a new code off of the publisher gamestop would give decent money again..
Blame the publishers for actively (and actually saying) that game trades should be illegal.
It's only because eb games doesn't give the publishers a cent of used game profits, while only charging a grand total of $3 less for a used copy.
When 50 people buy a game and return it in a week, then 50 more buy the used copies that's less money they get to make their next game even more awesome.
The only solutions I can see is either EB charging half price on used games, EB games paying half of the price of used games to the publisher, or all games needing some sort of one time use code
EB and GameStop actually used to pay to some companies. When they stopped we got the online code crap.
So would selling a used car be illegal then?
#37 Even as a CHL holding Texan, I think this is definitely the more manly way..
I agree whole-heartedly with this one.
Then you would actually have to be a Badass in order to act like one.
#5 Wow Chive really? This douche is basically promoting a form of rape. Let's keep it classy shall we?
A form of rape? Perhaps he is merely expressing his opinion about his love of blow jobs and clit licking, using this magical little thing called freedom of speech?
You are literally to stupid to insult
*too stupid to insult
Remember kids: Oral sex is rape.
Some people just need to complain about everything
Yeah and who ever accused the chive of being classy?
Obviously you didn't take the advice
Hey according to Bill Clinton a blow job isn't even sex so your argument is invalid Rose. Also, enjoy being single….
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