It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (28 Photos)

  • dumpster

    first to take a dump

  • Wacko30

    #15 Still not as bad as a lego

    • ThunderKCCO

      or the end of a power cord.. those fuckers hurt.

      • NorCal420

        damn that is 100% accurate!

    • AprilShowers

      Belt buckle with pokey thing sticking straight up trumps all. Instant bruise.

    • Anomanom

      Or a D4

  • captain balls


  • dude22222


  • Porkins

    I never get tired of the red shirt Star Trek jokes #13

    • Yak Surfer

      He's a gonner.

    • urmom

      He's dead, Jim.

    • Jim

      I knew his father in the academy…

  • Del

    #6 WIll be looking for a LONG LONG TIME

    • candymancoug

      One word: hand. Only cheats if you let it, but that'd be kinda gross.

  • Bhodi

    #21 Truth!

    • Moretruth


  • Fast Food

    #1 People who are putting Coca cola thru their body dont give a shit about thier health

    • Truth

      What a ridiculous thing to say, I remember reading an account by a special forces soldier talking about some of the essentials his squad took on operation and coke was one of them. These were some of the most physically fit men on the planet.

      • Inigo Montoya

        pop/soda is a good source of quick energy when you're trying to get going after a long trek. It's when you're pudgy and not getting much exercise that anything with both sugar and caffeine does you in.

    • MonkeyMadness

      If that's all they drink, yeah, it's bad for you. Just like anything else. Drink in moderation. You think liquor is good for the body?

    • candymancoug

      I would just like to applaud the ridiculousness that is the spelling on this post. Good work sir.

  • Nick

    #23 Favorite shirt since 2012…

    • Skevin

      Probably more like 2010 given that its his high school ID.

  • Vay

    #20 I see 20 good reasons.

    • joe


      • Oh?

        10 beers, 10 tits, 5 mouths and 5 vag's?

        • iskra9

          too scared of the dirt road ???

    • employee_1

      Thats the first thing I thought too.

  • tv_paul

    #23 Yes, but at least guys like this get to make out with Bar Refaeli in Super Bowl commercials.

  • Slick willy

    #3 Yeah you know Clinton and JFK wouldnt be there if there wasnt any Strange there

    • AllObeyObama

      "Boy, get me a nother beer!"

    • DerJöe

      The painting of George Washington alone at a pool table probably looks pretty sad

    • Telephone Man

      This is the Democrat version, there also exists a Republican version.

  • NonBrit


    Microsoft is the largest third-party supplier of OSX software.

    • Ogre

      Thanks Nerd

  • tv_paul

    #18 They both are plague to society.

    • human torch


      kill it with fire?

    • SUPer4Life

      I think you're being a bit harsh……Chihuahuas aren't a plague…..Just annoying…

  • Tim

    #23 dear god someone get this kid a new shirt

    • Robert

      probably the school uniform

  • Canucks_Rule

    #21 – pretty sure ladies figure this one out early on.

  • ShotgunBrother

    # 28 its actually from a nato winter exercise in northern Norway 🙂 just saying

    • Guy


  • haywood jablowmi

    #4 thats how pornos start too

  • sfb101

    #3 Because it beats dogs playing poker.
    #10 Syphilis…

  • Brave337

    It's actually Norway. And the picture is taken like 10 km north of where the "Harlem Shake" video was shot. True story:)

  • Ghettoblaster

    #2 I'm a Korean…

    • Josh Mcdevitt-Spall

      For some reason I read this and started humming to myself, then singing. Then I saw her face / Now I'm a Korean. No idea why that popped in there.

  • Aorata

    More like 20 reasons to visit Germany

    • Aorata

      Meh, repeated joke. My bad.

    • Aorata

      Meh, repeated joke. My bad

  • Rick

    #24 Actually laughed so hard I cried! LMAO!

  • Stumpy

    #13 There's nothing I can do Jim, he's wearing a red uniform.

  • Maynard B.

    #25- Said the pussy who won't show his face.

    • Guest

      Only for the sexy people. Keep that bag over your head.

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