#3 #11 Those EYES!!

    • wolfdogfoxcat

      …those lips.

    • whyme1973

      They can melt your soul. Beautiful.

  • AsherNYC

    She is also banging Derek Jeter

    • blue_bronco

      Fuck him

      • HUH?

        yes, thats another way to say it too. also, knocking boots, making the beast with 2 backs, shagging, the list goes on…..

        • blue_bronco

          Ride the skin boat to tuna town, take the dog for a walk, giving the dog a bath etc

    • VedHead77

      "Putting the wood to her" and going "balls deep" also apply quite nicely in this case.

      • hmmm

        i hope she's not the one going balls deep…

    • YOYO

      Just add her to list of all his other conquests!!!

      • Tony

        Who has a better hit list jeter or dicaprio?

        • Jack


    • @BuckeyeEmpire

      She looks like the DirecTV gypsy in those commercials… at least these look good. I wonder how many gift baskets she's gotten from Jeter now… if you dont know what Im talking about… google it and prepare to laugh.

    • Holmespump

      Which means she now has herpes.

  • Measiah

    She's ok I'd say 90% of the chicer tea are hotter

    • Messiah


      • Effu

        Kissass – that's simply not true

    • earl grey

      Where is this chicer tea you speak of ?

      • dbcooper

        on the chicago el

  • awww shit

    without motivational posters how am i motivated to scroll

  • southfan

    #22 Duck face redefined

    • Hood

      This is the first time I've ever seen the duck face actually look hot!

    • sir_w00tzalot

      her mouth looks like a tense asshole.

  • himz

    #15 #18 and #19

  • whoami

    Meh. Nothing special

    • Concerned Chiver

      Fuck you.

    • Blue bronco

      The Hardee's/Carl's Jr. fish sandwich chic is way hotter.
      Nina Agdal

    • TNchiver

      Watch out Johnny, you gotta bad ass commenting under you! And I agree, nothing great here.

      • Jack Wagon

        I think she looks alot better in the commercials.

  • sfb101

    #14 The eyes have it!

  • Huell

    #3 Hot, no doubt… But she's got that crazy bitch look in her eyes!

    • ThunderKCCO

      they are usually the most fun in the sack so I'm completely ok with it

    • Del

      Shes a woman, thats redundant

    • Kevrhutch

      All girl are crazy bitches

  • bonedaddy

    I am sensing she is a little nuts

  • Matt

    #11 matte her eyes up like a sick kitten

  • Canucks_Rule

    #3 – hello!!

  • Slamwich

    Moon of my life..

  • Jonathan

    Thanks thank thank you for this post. Frankly, this is the hottest girl on the planet. I hate when those commercials come on, because I only know it's going to make me depressed about everything else I see.

  • Alex

    #17 #23 #24 Looks good!

  • Effu

    Looks a lot like Fiona Apple

    • Incognegro

      I had the same response.

    • drewplp

      I was trying to think of that name. Good call.

      • soundsright

        More Valeria Golino than Ms. Apple I think…

        • DeepestBlue2

          Definitely more Fiona Apple.

  • tv_paul

    #18 Genie huh, I'd like to rub her the right way.

  • Bewbs

    #18 looks like she has nips the size of dinner plates!

    • FIdel

      You say that like it's a bad thing

    • She's Okay I Guess

      #18 I don't see that… maybe you're mistaking the different shades of her bra.

  • IrishInNJ

    Shamless promotion…theChive is getting less real and "girl next door" every week.

  • bcanddc

    She's cute but does have a little tinge of crazy in there somewhere. There are MANY, MANY regular Chivettes who I find much hotter frankly.

  • HittinHedges

    She's like a Fiona Apple/Olsen Twins hybrid.

    • Gir

      Fiona Apple plus tits minus the voice

    • Head Chef

      I thought that from the first pic. Maybe just the wavy hair?

      • :O scary

        you forgot /vampire

  • Enzo Manwich

    I think she is the sexiest thing at the moment!!!
    #8 #10

    She is the reason countries go to war

    • Red

      I've had better…

  • SOhioChiver

    I think this calls for a visit to the chive office for a proper photo shoot!
    and teach here #21 No Duckface!

    • Jawbone

      I think this calls for you to go suck dry What's His Name.

  • ChiveApprentice

    Shes the newest recipient of Jeter's parting gift basket.

    Jeter and Leo D should be every man's heroes.

  • http://katyperry-xxx.blogspot.com/ KatyPerry

    #1 ILike

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