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February 12, 2013 |
In: Funny, Holidays, WTF
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Category: Funny, Holidays, WTF
I cha cha choose you
I, too, was quoting Ralph throughout this post.
Get it, there's a train
Isn't it choo choo choose you
Sooo…. Do you like…. stuff?
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there. "
"And remember Ralphie, if your nose starts bleeding it's because you're picking it too much… or not enough."
Aww, I bent my wookie.
#11 – inappropriately hilarious
#1 On Valentines Day, I'm gonna turn you on and not let you finsih douchebag!
Eat a dick, you know what she meant, asshole.
Now Kim, there are other ways to get back at kanye
#11 simple. Yet hilarious
Or the OJ Simpson Valentine… "Roses are red. Bullets are lead. Take me back now. Or get stabbed in the head!"
#6, #13 NO!
#18 Only if you talk dirty to me with a British accent.
#25 now thats a valentines day i could get behind
I see what you did there.
Isn't #4 the chick with the T Rex shirt!?
It's Megan. How ever you spell it.
@meaghanjameson on Twitter… You are welcome
Fun fact #243: A Kanye can store 3/4 it's body weight in it's cheek pouches.
#23. Oooooohhhhhhh I get it! Yeah.. Dumb
boo #4, take the morning after pill.
or the back door…
some pretty clever ones, but #28 takes it for me.
I actually don't get it… Halp?
Listen to the song by M.I.A. called "Paper Planes"
Awe there it is. The words were ringing a bell in my head but I couldn't place them anywhere… lol
#25 should become to guys what flowers are to girls.
great post. these cracked me up. this one was definitely not phoned in.
Meghan Jameson! <3
No, she's Mein!
Holy shit I need to stop chiving in my college classes, It's really awkward when my professor is talking about slavery and I can't help myself from occasionally letting out a snort of laughter because of the Chive!
Don't worry it's cool, Roots was the funniest sh!t I've ever seen.
#14 So I'll use the NDAA to toss you in your regional FEMA camp where I'll be waiting. (Piad ofr by you of course)
i see what you did there…
#4 yes I am, my mom tells me so…er wait.
#24 #25 #26 I cant decide which is the best to use of the three, perhaps I'll use all three?
#21 its "moms spaghetti" not "arms spaghetti" which is from the next verse anyways. the verse is actually "…knees weak, arms are heavy."
I was sooo confused when I saw this one too. It just made no sense to me. The spaghetti part comes up when he talks about vomiting.
Yes, because "palms sweaty, knees weak, mom's spaghetti" looks sooo great on a valentines day card..
And the grand total of fucks given about this …. 0.
#7 – sorry chive, this is a horrible thread. some bad photoshop going on here.
All of these suck
agreed. waste of a thread.
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