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February 12, 2013 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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Category: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
First!!!!! Lol first time ever being first
Obviously not your first time being a total dickwad I see.
I am so high right now.
awesome, dude. don't listen to those other a-holes. if it makes you happy and doesn't hurt anyone else…that's always my rule.
I agree with Carl. fuck 'em. they're just pissed they didn't get to see this post before you did.
wow. aim high..
So. . .Tell me. Please. Someone posting "first!!" or you being a complete and utter tool by condemning them in one way or another? No, really. Tell me so that my life may be complete, you fucking cocksucking, butt-raping piece of decaying cow shit.
Tell you what? You forgot some words, toto.
wow, are you butthurt or what? can you tell us why you care that someone typed the word first? why it makes you so very angry? is it lack of love from your parents? a broken heart? feel like you've wasted your miserable life?
you want to know why people type first? they're unoriginal. i've done it. when you see "0" comments, and it's sitting there staring you in the face, you know you don't have time to come up with something creative or witty, or go back and find that pair of boobs to post about. you have to seize the moment before someone else, half a world away, facing the same opportunity, snatches your one chance of comments-section glory from you. so you do it. you type "first", knowing full well you'll get a -169 and have some douche like you post about what a "butt-raping piece of decaying cow shit" you are for typing 5 letters.
Cool story, bro.
I don't think I've ever read a less entertaining and intelligent insult
at least you actually were first
Good morning chivers
#6 yes and a beautiful view it is
What an awesome way to start the day.
I like this picture because there's a girls butt in it
Very rarely do I comment but This photo, This one right here, it made me giggity. I almost don't want to know if this is a part of a larger shoot where I get to see the rest of her. It's so perfect just the way it is… Almost…
Can I….can I lick it?
stay far, far away from #29 – way too much baggage
#26 Pants-shittingly awesome and terrifying at the same time
How do you stand your ground to snap this picture? I'd already be in truck headed back to the ranch the first time this monster snorted.
Those photographers usually have at least one man with a gun with them so that rhino probably died for that photo. The angle seems a bit low for it being taken from a truck.
I call bullshit
I wonder if the dog in #23 is named Sanchez.
#24 So hot. I fapped to the dancing vid…
Thanks for sharing that with us.
You are a real lord, Sir Fapsalot
(great name by the way)
He is an average chiver who spend his life fapping.
?the fucks a cap?
Does anyone else think that they over photoshopped an otherwise very beautiful woman?
I completely agree, sir. The face on the second pic seems 'shopped on.
I agree. While she still looks great here, she looks so much better with her hair pulled back and in her running gear. So naturally pretty.
Agreed. She's perfect in real life…. But it just goes to show that nothing is good enough anymore. Too shopped.
Anyone else tired of people making their masturbation habits, and chosen material, into a public conversation? You sound fucking pathetic; like a little boy who discovered the bra section in a sears catalog or something.
I whacked off to your comment. Twice
i think its hilarious. HAHA!
One- fuck you Ronald.
Two- scrapin on ma scraper bike!! Haha that's legit #27
Waking up at 3 in the morning for work sucks. BUT a little bit of DMA and coffee goes along way.
thank you for your service Joe
#35 There are good people in this world.
I mean I'm all for good deeds, but most men that have secretaries make more than most others…and definitely make much more than their secretaries. Just sayin'. Dude could probably afford to buy the dress.
Ya that confused me too.
My parents own a small business and when the economy turned in 2008 they lost almost everything. They made, and continue to make, less than most of their employees because they do not want to lay anyone off. That included a bookkeeper and a personal assistant to my mom who were only let go when their salaries/benefits/employee taxes would have left my parents unable to sustain the most basic upkeep of their assets. Point is: looks can be deceiving.
Probably another fake "random act of kindness" letter to try and convince us that people are good. People who make this kind of stuff are manipulative, selfish, ignorant swines.
I've never been so confused on the chive…..anyone with a secretary makes at least 100k and probably 3 times as much as the secretary. This secretary must also be his girl on the side.
You, sir, are an idiot. When you grow up and enter the real world you'll know better.
I wish I could like this comment more than once sir.
Something tells me somebody left that gift for him with his secretary so he didn't know who it came from…
10 to 1 the Secretary is banging the Dad.
I think you all missed the really fucked up point. Who needs a $5,000 dress? If you can afford it then fine, but if you can't then get something that you can afford.
Every time I walk by a homeless person, hear about human rights abuse, or see that Sarah McLachlan ad, I will know that while there are problems in the world, I will know that it's okay, because some lady got to wear a dress that cost more than some humans make in a year.
The cost of the internet connection you're using also more than some humans make in a year.
Yeah, this is ridiculous. I'm getting married in April and we're paying for everything ourselves. I would be embarrassed if one of my parents was complaining at the office about not being able to afford my $5k dress AND THEN accepted such a large gift! Inappropriate and tacky.
Good people = People that give me money.
I guess I'm not a good person cause I don't have $100 to tip for a beer, or give $500 for a dress worn once.
$500 to not be downsized in the near future.
That's a sound investment.
Future pole dancer? Dad looks worried.
I wish people would stop taking their kids to bars, You made your life decision, deal with it. Get a sitter and come join us at the bar.
Yeah . . that's not a bar . . it's one of those places where they serve food and spirits . . I think it's called a restaurant.
I was speaking in general, I didn't say anything about taking their kids to that specific bar, But congratulations on knowing the difference between bars and restaurants.
And what kind of parent lets their kid walk all over a table at a "restaraunt"
Just FYI. I took this picture. It was totally staged. Take your negativity somewhere else, try to have a little fun.
It's a funny picture. Well done.
Failure as a father already. Way to go.
Nice hump!!! #6
What a great way to say Good-morning !
#1 yup doughnut shops most secure place ever
#17-apparently you do since you live where it snows. Epic failure
#32-they are both disgusting. Just proves my point that some people should be licensed to have kids
#24 no gif in s.i. Swim edition?!
#3 red hair, green eyes, and a nice pussy. That is a perfect 10. FIND!
She kinda looks like Chucky.
You kind of ruined the #12 picture, you're missing half the message and then end of it makes it amazing. If you can I suggest you put up the whole picture next time, it's worth it.
Instead of suggesting what should happen you could have also posted the full picture or stated what the rest of the message was.
The year after he died, she got flowers on Valentine's day from her husband and called the florist saying there must have been a mistake. But they told her he prepaid to have them sent to her every year (for x years, don't remember) with a new note that said "my love for you is eternal"
Yea, I know! But maybe they didn't get the whole message… Someone send the correct one
http://acidcow.com/pics/42669-it-s-an-amazing-sto… Here is a link for #11 with the full picture.
http://acidcow.com/pics/42669-it-s-an-amazing-sto… Here is a link for #12 with the full picture.
That is what happens when you just copy/paste from other sites.
#24 #31 FTW!
#11. I think your cat is plotting to kill you.
#5 Psh. Everyone knows that unicorns can't swim.
True, but only because the water parts for them
Moar Chive Ad Girls! Anyone else notice the Chive shirt models are often hotter than the "talent" in the posts.? MOAR bombgirl please…
#13 Yeah, I did this to my boss's car. Easy mistake.
Doesn't matter… Had beer!
#7 Mind the gap?!
Or fall into it. I think we've all been THAT drunk.
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