Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • Ronald

    First!!!!! Lol first time ever being first

    • L.Jefe

      Obviously not your first time being a total dickwad I see.

      • Donkey

        I am so high right now.

    • F Roger

      You suck

    • Carl

      awesome, dude. don't listen to those other a-holes. if it makes you happy and doesn't hurt anyone else…that's always my rule.

      • dutch

        I agree with Carl. fuck 'em. they're just pissed they didn't get to see this post before you did.

    • http://www.gleny.com kekermahoney

      wow. aim high..

      • http://lemonparty.org Fuck you and Toto

        So. . .Tell me. Please. Someone posting "first!!" or you being a complete and utter tool by condemning them in one way or another? No, really. Tell me so that my life may be complete, you fucking cocksucking, butt-raping piece of decaying cow shit.

        • Effu

          Tell you what? You forgot some words, toto.

        • dutch

          wow, are you butthurt or what? can you tell us why you care that someone typed the word first? why it makes you so very angry? is it lack of love from your parents? a broken heart? feel like you've wasted your miserable life?

          you want to know why people type first? they're unoriginal. i've done it. when you see "0" comments, and it's sitting there staring you in the face, you know you don't have time to come up with something creative or witty, or go back and find that pair of boobs to post about. you have to seize the moment before someone else, half a world away, facing the same opportunity, snatches your one chance of comments-section glory from you. so you do it. you type "first", knowing full well you'll get a -169 and have some douche like you post about what a "butt-raping piece of decaying cow shit" you are for typing 5 letters.

          • Drew

            Cool story, bro.

        • bigyawns

          I don't think I've ever read a less entertaining and intelligent insult

    • DJ Davis

      at least you actually were first


    Good morning chivers

  • Romeo

    #6 yes and a beautiful view it is

    • DBig

      Lucky photographer!

    • Yak Surfer

      What an awesome way to start the day.

    • Buddy

      I like this picture because there's a girls butt in it

    • fact checker

      Very rarely do I comment but This photo, This one right here, it made me giggity. I almost don't want to know if this is a part of a larger shoot where I get to see the rest of her. It's so perfect just the way it is… Almost…

    • DirtBag

      Can I….can I lick it?

  • 650

    stay far, far away from #29 – way too much baggage

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #26 Pants-shittingly awesome and terrifying at the same time

    • JWoeBMoneY

      How do you stand your ground to snap this picture? I'd already be in truck headed back to the ranch the first time this monster snorted.

      • Guest

        Those photographers usually have at least one man with a gun with them so that rhino probably died for that photo. The angle seems a bit low for it being taken from a truck.

        • jvin

          I call bullshit

  • Advert Vet

    I wonder if the dog in #23 is named Sanchez.

    • DrGarnicus

      HAHA! Excellent!

  • Sir. Fapsalot

    #24 So hot. I fapped to the dancing vid…

    • Anjin-San

      Thanks for sharing that with us.
      You are a real lord, Sir Fapsalot
      (great name by the way)

    • allarenerds

      He is an average chiver who spend his life fapping.

    • aaaayeah....

      ?the fucks a cap?

    • fact checker

      Does anyone else think that they over photoshopped an otherwise very beautiful woman?

      • Fred

        I completely agree, sir. The face on the second pic seems 'shopped on.

      • Awesome

        I agree. While she still looks great here, she looks so much better with her hair pulled back and in her running gear. So naturally pretty.

      • KyLeigh

        Agreed. She's perfect in real life…. But it just goes to show that nothing is good enough anymore. Too shopped.

    • Boomer Sooner

      Anyone else tired of people making their masturbation habits, and chosen material, into a public conversation? You sound fucking pathetic; like a little boy who discovered the bra section in a sears catalog or something.

      • Chiefs420

        I whacked off to your comment. Twice

      • Jen

        i think its hilarious. HAHA!

  • O.VonSchnitzengruben

    One- fuck you Ronald.
    Two- scrapin on ma scraper bike!! Haha that's legit #27

  • navydudenamedjoe

    Waking up at 3 in the morning for work sucks. BUT a little bit of DMA and coffee goes along way.

    • Sean

      thank you for your service Joe

  • MattKL

    #35 There are good people in this world.

    • Mikey Mack

      I mean I'm all for good deeds, but most men that have secretaries make more than most others…and definitely make much more than their secretaries. Just sayin'. Dude could probably afford to buy the dress.

      • ben

        Ya that confused me too.

        • JESSE

          My parents own a small business and when the economy turned in 2008 they lost almost everything. They made, and continue to make, less than most of their employees because they do not want to lay anyone off. That included a bookkeeper and a personal assistant to my mom who were only let go when their salaries/benefits/employee taxes would have left my parents unable to sustain the most basic upkeep of their assets. Point is: looks can be deceiving.

    • Busternut

      Probably another fake "random act of kindness" letter to try and convince us that people are good. People who make this kind of stuff are manipulative, selfish, ignorant swines.

      • TCOW

        I've never been so confused on the chive…..anyone with a secretary makes at least 100k and probably 3 times as much as the secretary. This secretary must also be his girl on the side.

        • JAFitC

          You, sir, are an idiot. When you grow up and enter the real world you'll know better.

          • MattKL

            I wish I could like this comment more than once sir.

    • Corey

      Something tells me somebody left that gift for him with his secretary so he didn't know who it came from…

    • Edgar

      10 to 1 the Secretary is banging the Dad.

    • h_something

      I think you all missed the really fucked up point. Who needs a $5,000 dress? If you can afford it then fine, but if you can't then get something that you can afford.

      • Mackin

        Every time I walk by a homeless person, hear about human rights abuse, or see that Sarah McLachlan ad, I will know that while there are problems in the world, I will know that it's okay, because some lady got to wear a dress that cost more than some humans make in a year.

        • PoohBear

          The cost of the internet connection you're using also more than some humans make in a year.

          • HELL YEAH


      • h_somethingelse

        Yeah, this is ridiculous. I'm getting married in April and we're paying for everything ourselves. I would be embarrassed if one of my parents was complaining at the office about not being able to afford my $5k dress AND THEN accepted such a large gift! Inappropriate and tacky.

    • Frank

      Good people = People that give me money.

      Got it.

      I guess I'm not a good person cause I don't have $100 to tip for a beer, or give $500 for a dress worn once.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      $500 to not be downsized in the near future.

      That's a sound investment.

  • jshiver15


    True story.

    • Notknowing

      Future pole dancer? Dad looks worried.

    • @lackofabetter

      I wish people would stop taking their kids to bars, You made your life decision, deal with it. Get a sitter and come join us at the bar.

      • jshiver15

        Yeah . . that's not a bar . . it's one of those places where they serve food and spirits . . I think it's called a restaurant.

        • Dana


        • @lackofabetter

          I was speaking in general, I didn't say anything about taking their kids to that specific bar, But congratulations on knowing the difference between bars and restaurants.

        • @lackofabetter

          And what kind of parent lets their kid walk all over a table at a "restaraunt"

          • Mom

            Just FYI. I took this picture. It was totally staged. Take your negativity somewhere else, try to have a little fun.

            • KyleGamgee

              It's a funny picture. Well done.

    • RavingRook

      Failure as a father already. Way to go.

  • Alex

    Nice hump!!! #6

    • WillieWill

      What a great way to say Good-morning !

  • Big Joe

    #6 Dayum!

  • Leo

    #1 yup doughnut shops most secure place ever

  • D_Sanchez

    #17-apparently you do since you live where it snows. Epic failure
    #32-they are both disgusting. Just proves my point that some people should be licensed to have kids

  • Lloyd C.

    #24 no gif in s.i. Swim edition?!

  • maboze1x

    #6 Speechless

    • Notknowing


  • Loki

    #3 red hair, green eyes, and a nice pussy. That is a perfect 10. FIND!

    • Notknowing

      She kinda looks like Chucky.

      • Loki

        Boner kill.

  • A suggestion

    You kind of ruined the #12 picture, you're missing half the message and then end of it makes it amazing. If you can I suggest you put up the whole picture next time, it's worth it.

    • A Further Suggestion

      Instead of suggesting what should happen you could have also posted the full picture or stated what the rest of the message was.

      • mek

        The year after he died, she got flowers on Valentine's day from her husband and called the florist saying there must have been a mistake. But they told her he prepaid to have them sent to her every year (for x years, don't remember) with a new note that said "my love for you is eternal"

        • Whatever


    • peddlinmommy

      Yea, I know! But maybe they didn't get the whole message… Someone send the correct one

    • yuuup86

      http://acidcow.com/pics/42669-it-s-an-amazing-sto… Here is a link for #11 with the full picture.

    • guest

      That is what happens when you just copy/paste from other sites.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #24 #31 FTW!

  • Seldi84

    #3. Ha
    #11. I think your cat is plotting to kill you.

  • SirCtheIII

    #5 Psh. Everyone knows that unicorns can't swim.

    • mythical

      True, but only because the water parts for them


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  • Jezza67

    #13 Yeah, I did this to my boss's car. Easy mistake.

    • ThisGuySays

      Doesn't matter… Had beer!

  • wolf

    #7 Mind the gap?!

    • DBig

      Or fall into it. I think we've all been THAT drunk.

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