Kate Upton in body paint and little else (12 HQ Photos)

So was the paintbrush.

Talk about good work if you can get it… The SOB got paid too!!

And as an encore, the DIRECTV girl made the grade too. Jeter is a luck y guy too.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/mo…

HOLY SHIT, just got to thinking about where the name Upton if familiar from. When I was younger my family took us to Disneyworld where we spent the week with my dads college roommate and his family. His name is Jeff Upton, and his two daughters are Christie and Katie……..

What this means is I spent a week in DisneyWorld with Kate Upton…… for the love of god if I had known! IF ONLY I HAD KNOWN!!!!!!!!!

So the thing about her is that she is utterly shapeless and without muscle tone. I disagree that she is fat, but definitely displaying all the warning signs of a girl who has not exercised a day in her life and will blow up as soon as her metabolism starts slowing down. Also, for all the people who say that "she has curves" – she doesn't. She has a small ass, no hips and skinny chicken legs. She does have nice nice boobs and a very pretty face, but so do a lot of models. Those models also have perfect bodies. She on the other hand seems to be one of the unfortunate girls who gain weight in their waist first, and not in their ass and hips. All in all, this won't end well.

no paint can cover those nipples

I'm pretty sure the only thing separating us from world peace is her clothing.

fail.

sorry bro, not first.

Is she a girl you'd pick up at a bar and happily bang? Yes. Is she the hottest woman in the world as she is being portayed in the media? Not by a long shot. Shes developing the dreaded fupa/gunt. Her boobs are a couple years out from completely hitting the deck and she really doesn't have any muscle tone. That being said, i'd still let her suck me dry. How far? All the way off..

in what world is Kate Upton under "cushion for the pushin"?! Seriously?

She is perfect. She's got all the right squishy in all the right places.

Id like to see a picture of you and your girlfriend. Ha

You get thumbs downs as if there's not a visible potbelly. That girl's fat!

I was thinking the same thing, looks a little thicker around the belt. Still would tho

I thought the same thing man, thumbs down for having an opinion I guess.

And why not?

Yup you're gay

He means that she's a butter face. She's not that cute but she has a nice rack. She's voluptuous but in no way toned. It doesn't look like she works out. She's skinny fat. And the fact that she's exploded more than her industry peers, most of whom are so much hotter, makes her that much more mediocre.

These comments of her being fat is why women have self esteem issues and society makes women that strave themselves to death sexy! A woman that is healthy is sexy and I bet all these men saying she is fat are all over weight, small dick that never get laid!

if you are a chubby chaser

seriously…john should know he cant hit us with something like this so early

Raise your standards boys. shes about a 6/10

She will be able to tuck them in here waist band by age 25. Shes only 20 or so an them are saggin.

Yes sir! But no hips…

Ha!

Way hotter than the 80lb sticks we see on a regular basis!

seriously, why all the downvotes?

overrated…way hotter chicks i would like to see in body paint!

serisouly there are TONS of chubby chasers here on the chive. and now everyone is complaining shes fat? wtf? im not into the chubby ones but this chick is perfect! if only we were all so lucky to get with her

SI had pregnant women on the cover of the swimsuit edition back in 1994 when Kathy Ireland, Rachel Hunter and Elle Macpherson were on Cover. Ireland and Hunter were both Pregnant.

You mean curve, this woman has no hips.

Well said!

Good lord, she is all woman.

the only curves i see are her tits and big belly that had the cellulite photoshopped away…

"…Louis this is not my Batman glass!"

and the pubic region to hide the cleft. Chickensh*ts!

Ya, I mean she is still smoking, but is there any doubt that she is going to go down the Jessica Simpson route in 10 years?

Need someone with photoshop skills to replace the paint with skin tone!

maybe by a truly fit attractive woman????

Yeah the paint could not hide her lips down there so well, I say its photoshopped indeed.

That or she's a Barbie doll.

I believe they put a very thinpasty over the lower area

A LITTLE photoshopping is something that would never occur on a major magazine like this. Try a LOT of photshopping.

agreed

shes a fucking pig

She has a horrible waist and tummy, just these pics are so heavily shopped you cannot tell.

Yes he is!

I care that her tits were photoshopped to look bigger said no one ever.

uhmm those are REAL sir, they're 34 D, I thought so myself that they looked bigger than last year, but I was right. Here boobs grew to a great size.