Kate Upton in body paint and little else (12 HQ Photos)

#14 nice!

so….who's this pregnant girl that ate Kate Upton?

Dammit! I knew I should have went to art school!

Now, combine this post and that Ultra Ever Dry coating and we have a winner.

and now I can die happy

she looks like shes had three kids and a ton of photoshopping… wait i know mothers of 3 who are waaaay better looking in a bikini! tjis girl is so out of shape. i gotta figure the only man who likes this is into piglets.

Pretty girl with nice boobs…but she's a tank. Not even 21 yet — that's not going to age well.

Anybody who calls this lady fat is a fucking idiot. Women aren't supposed to be twigs people! More like this Chive!

So refreshing to see a woman with curves and not angles! She is gorgeous and has a beautiful body that I would enjoy wrecking.

Great body, but-her face….

Dearest Kate,
You are my future wife. Sorry you had to find out like this.

-your husband

Not hot. No muscle tone at all, a flat a$$, so-so face, and sagging gut. Most chiver gals look much hotter.

Kate Upton's fame is due to "skinny model guilt". If it wasn't PC for models to be skinny anymore she'd be working a cash register somewhere.

Unedited version of #8 please = )

So many anonymous chive girls are hotter than she is.

I remember college girls. The freshman 15 made them so easy. Can't wait to see what swim suit models look like in 5 years.

Man…everyone saying thats shes fat….are you people fucking blind. You guys are some delirious motherfuckers.

#3 – my goodness. aww, no camel toe.

she look chubby

I have a boner

#5 #11 #14

Ermahgherd, it's staring right at me.

so you say she won't age well…don't care, she would age well with me!!

JEEZAS!!

All these guys actin like they wouldn't LOL

Someone get her a sandwich you say… now its omg, she had too many… fuck you fellow chivers!!! Appreciate God's gift to you