Owls are immortal, you know that, right? (8 Photos)

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Owls are bad ass! I wish I had one living near me. They do wonders for the squirrel population.

    • Mr.Magoo

      So does a bb gun

      • andy

        OWLS clean up after themselves…

        • evilandy

          so do maggots

    • bunck

      I like owls too but I also like the squirrels in our neighborhood, of course I don't have a garden so that might be why I still like them.

    • GuntherSquirrel

      Im not sure I really like that statement…

    • Norma

      Squirrels are just rats with good PR! Go Owls!

  • bigyawns

    #4 im in love

  • catmoustache

    #4 soon. Soon I'll get out

  • chivecitybitch

    hoot hoot

  • bigyawns

    #1 also in love

    • Wtf


    • El_Hefe

      i ain't got time fo dat

  • DocLunchbox

    I am now Offically scared of owls and their immortality.

  • Huell

    #4 "That's ok, ma'am. He's fine in there."

  • whoami

    How in the actual fuck do you not see an owl fly into the front of your car??Oh wait woman driver, nevermind.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      actually it comes from watching the road further ahead than 5 feet in front of the car – like you should be. If you are seeing the owl, you are missing the traffic.

      • The Truth

        You're an idiot. You should be able to look further down the road all the while seeing objects bolt out from the side of the road. It's called peripheral vision. I sure hope you don't have any deer or children playing near where you live.

        • A BiPolar Guy

          Picture an owl likely coming from above at 30-40 miles an hour (if it is not diving for a kill which is faster). I'll be generous and let it be coming in at car level across a field at 30mph. 30 mph is 44 feet per second. If you see it 20 feet away you have less than 1/2 second to stop. Good luck genius.

    • duh

      she didn't hit the owl. it was already there when see was driving

  • sparky

    #4 THOSE EYES!!!

  • Texas

    Probably would've had to replace the grille if it was a Dodge.

    • MylesofStyles

      Bullshit. It would be a write-off.

  • fff

    "the owl escaped uninjured" my ass> He was pulled out and stuffed in a cage.

    • Jen

      maybe they took him to a safer location or to the owl dr to make sure he was OK

    • A BiPolar Guy

      It's the DNR, or other responsible agency. He will be assessed by a vet and released. If he did have injuries they would be tended. If he had been injured too badly to ever be released he would go to a zoo,, rescue group, or be otherwise cared for fro life. Those guys are the good guys for the Owl.


    #6 F$#% off this is my spot don't you dare touch me

  • Epitomizer

    #4 SOON
    No one said it, so I felt I should….

    • Epitomizer

      Fuck me. Someone else wrote it up top. Bring on the ridicule.

      • FuWangaDoo


        • Epitomizer

          Dammit man. Insert negative comment regarding your mothers weight or sexual habits, whichever is more offensive to you on a personal level.

          • MylesofStyles


  • John

    i like owls

  • Livin' Legend

    #4 Stick your hand in here. It looks delicious.

  • Patrick

    #1 Aint no body got time fo that

    • enough

      That saying has run its course.

    • Yuppp

      Hahaha, still really funny.

    • allobeyobama!

      Exactly what popped into my head!

  • AnItalianChiver

    Owl.. my.. god..

  • Lloyd C.

    Owls are great, until you have the pleasure of trying to sleep while listening to a eastern screech owl or barn owl…not very pleasant

  • Askhole

    New Internet meme I suppose?

  • EatABearToday

    That's got meme written all over it. Props to the woman for calling the authorities.

  • TheThirdEye

    Obama is gonna pay my mortgage! My car payment! My gas!
    "Where does Obama get the money?"
    I don't know, who cares I just know he'll pay for it…

    That's what I saw when I opened this…

    • A BiPolar Guy

      Do you says this because you think all blacks are lazy low lifes, or does your ignorance and hate take another form?. BTW don't forget congress passes all the appropriations. Spread the blame around if you don't like the way money is spent.

  • dewarz

    Not immortal, just a regular run of the mill terminator. "Owl be back."

  • 5eagles

    OK, I'm glad the owl survived uninjured, but do we know if the owl was able to deliver his owner's message to Hogwarts?

  • pat

    You have been accepted into Hogwarts school of magic.

  • http://twitter.com/JustFlushIt @JustFlushIt

    Ain't nobody got time for that!

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